Schattenjäger
Gabriel Knight
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Serial masturbator Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN
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Richard Packer
Member
Where's the video of him jerking off?
DeepBreath87
Banned
You really can get away with anything as long as you have the “right” opinions.
BouncyFrag
Member
Bernd Lauert
Banned
Jeffrey "zoom dick" Toobin
BouncyFrag
Member
Nvm
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HoodWinked
Member
It's like he thinks we are judging by that incident. It's more that he's a degenerate that would engage in that it's only cause he was caught that we know. Sorry for what exactly? This is his being no one wakes up one day and thinks I'll jerk off to these women in a zoom call. How does this fuckface get off less than Louis CK.
I don't understand there are thousands of disposable pundants that can do what he does, this guy is nothing why even bring him in.
I don't understand there are thousands of disposable pundants that can do what he does, this guy is nothing why even bring him in.
FreedomOfSpeech
Banned
Forgiveness.
So he jerked off or something? Don't we all? I mean, I don't. But you guys.
So he jerked off or something? Don't we all? I mean, I don't. But you guys.
BouncyFrag
Member
He probably has dirt on the other degenerates he works with.
Karmic Raze
Member
Bladed Thesis
Member
Bet that reporter never thought she'd ever have to ask a co-worker about what they were thinking about while masturbating.
Rest
All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
Everyone masturbates, who gives a fuck?
Rest
All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
Degenerate? Are you pretending that you don't masturbate?
Who's more a degenerate, a person who jerked off like every other human being that has reached puberty, or someone who lies about masturbating and judges other people for normal human behavior?
InverseAgonist
Banned
Wonder why she didn't ask him why he decided to knock up a colleague's younger daughter and then offer to pay for her to have an abortion?
www.nydailynews.com
Baby drama! CNN star Jeffrey Toobin offered Casey Greenfield money for abortion: sources
Sunday could be a bittersweet first Mother’s Day for Casey Greenfield. Greenfield is a pretty, ginger-haired, Yale-educated lawyer and writer who last March gave birth to a love child. The ba…
www.nydailynews.com
HellforLeather
Member
This whole segment is amazing....what a time to be alive.
HoodWinked
Member
get the fuck outta here with that noise, dude fucking stripped naked to perform this act dude is beyond degenerate.
his words:
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,”
he was beating off knowing he was in the zoom call with multiple women. it's absolutely degenerate behavior.
Edit: pic is fake sorry.
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DeepBreath87
Banned
Not everyone masturbates in front of their fucking coworkers on a zoom call. Are you being serious right now? Try that and see if you still have a job. Regardless of your excuse. Get to fuck out of here with that bullshit.
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The look on that 2nd dude (Chris) is killing me ahahahah.get the fuck outta here with that noise, dude fucking stripped naked to perform this act dude is beyond degenerate.
his words:
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,”
he was beating off knowing he was in the zoom call with multiple women. it's absolutely degenerate behavior.
MayauMiao
Member
Toobin's masturbation is a very special case, something I'm sure everyone never want to happen to them.
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*Nightwing
Member
Let’s not let this dude steal Pee-Wee Herman title man… this dude just a degenerate, not a serial masturbator… wasn’t even in a XXX theater… what an amateur
nush
Gold Member
get the fuck outta here with that noise, dude fucking stripped naked to perform this act dude is beyond degenerate.
his words:
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,”
he was beating off knowing he was in the zoom call with multiple women. it's absolutely degenerate behavior.
Everyone else got a horror movie jump scare, except that one woman in the centre watching a comedy tiny peen.
Schattenjäger
Gabriel Knight
that body is worse than i thoughtget the fuck outta here with that noise, dude fucking stripped naked to perform this act dude is beyond degenerate.
his words:
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,”
he was beating off knowing he was in the zoom call with multiple women. it's absolutely degenerate behavior.
Excess
Member
Did you watch the interview? He gets called out for being one of the staunchest critics on male sexual proclivity, which makes him a big fat fucking hypocrite.
Well, the chickens have come home to choke, my friend.
Tschumi
Member
I mean like, let's be honest, this might be the single most intense case of pots calling a kettle black in all human history 
i jerk off, should i gtfo GAF? Soz...
EDIT: I was sleepy when i wrote this, i recognize that there's a difference between getting chewed out for jerking off and getting chewed out for jerking off on a zoom call
i jerk off, should i gtfo GAF? Soz...
EDIT: I was sleepy when i wrote this, i recognize that there's a difference between getting chewed out for jerking off and getting chewed out for jerking off on a zoom call
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Pagusas
Elden Member
I mean like, let's be honest, this might be the single most intense case of pots calling a kettle black in all human history
i jerk off, should i gtfo GAF? Soz...
that depends, do you/have you worked for CDR or Pixar, and are you a closet console warrior?
the issue is not masturbating, but masturbating in front of colleagues in a zoom call.I mean like, let's be honest, this might be the single most intense case of pots calling a kettle black in all human history
i jerk off, should i gtfo GAF? Soz...
do you get it now?
DeepBreath87
Banned
You’re just pretending to be stupid, right? You think anyone is arguing he should be fired for jerking off? Or do you think it’s because he jerked off in front of his coworkers? Why don’t you try that and see if you still have a job afterwards? Tell you boss it’s ok, because everyone jerks off sometimes.I mean like, let's be honest, this might be the single most intense case of pots calling a kettle black in all human history
i jerk off, should i gtfo GAF? Soz...
CloudNull
Banned
Do you jerk off at work? If you do get some help.I mean like, let's be honest, this might be the single most intense case of pots calling a kettle black in all human history
i jerk off, should i gtfo GAF? Soz...
The Pleasure
Member
Don't worry. We are only upset because he pulled a Toobin on Zoom
Punished Miku
Gold Member
I actually think that was a cool segment. I think its a good thing they're keeping him employed. Who honestly cares that he masturbates? It was clearly an accident. I honestly can't believe that anyone actually sincerely cares, including the people on the call who saw it.
Tschumi
Member
if that's a reference to my other recent thread i'd just like to say that in my life i've probably played about 1000 hours of PC for every hour of console
fair enough
guess i just woke up when i posted that, i was once about to have heart surgery and was so emotionally weirded out the day before that i did make a quick run to the toilet to beat one out to calm down - but it was in private and disturbing
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DeepBreath87
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Maybe it would be cool… if CNN hadn’t run people out of jobs for far less. As it stands, it’s pretty galling from the same network that vilified a teenager for smiling wrong, among numerous other “cancellations” CNN has taken part in. Louis CK, a guy who asked woman if he could jerk off in front of them? CNN says this:
This is why Louis C.K. can laugh off abuse
Women hurt by Louis C.K.'s actions are still paying the price, but he has chosen not to. He is still getting on stage and saying anything he wants, Holly Thomas says.
amp.cnn.com
Was that Louis C.K. apology really one at all?
For most of his career, Louis C.K. has been known as one of the most self-deprecating comics in the business.
amp.cnn.com
Jeffery Toobin springs his dick on a bunch of unsuspecting coworkers? No biggie. He said sorry. And he has the right opinions. He’s allowed to jerk off in front of women. He doesn’t even have to ask first. I wonder if they’ll run a story asking if Toobin’s apology wasn’t real…
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Punished Miku
Gold Member
CNN is shit so let's promote cancel culture to make sure everything is shittier?Maybe it would be cool… if CNN hadn’t run people out of jobs for far less. As it stands, it’s pretty galling from the same network that vilified a teenager for smiling wrong, among numerous other “cancellations” CNN has taken part in. Louis CK, a guy who asked woman if he could jerk off in front of them? CNN says this:
This is why Louis C.K. can laugh off abuse
Women hurt by Louis C.K.'s actions are still paying the price, but he has chosen not to. He is still getting on stage and saying anything he wants, Holly Thomas says.
Was that Louis C.K. apology really one at all?
For most of his career, Louis C.K. has been known as one of the most self-deprecating comics in the business.
Jeffery Toobin springs his dick on a bunch of unsuspecting coworkers? No biggie. He said sorry. And he has the right opinions. He’s allowed to jerk off in front of women. He doesn’t even have to ask first. I wonder if they’ll run a story asking if Toobin’s apology wasn’t real…
Rest
All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
I don't care about him getting fired. He fucked up, lost his job, it's his just desserts for not being more careful. But calling him a degenerate? Nah.
DeepBreath87
Banned
I don’t think expecting someone to be fired for jerking off on a zoom call with coworkers is cancel culture. At all actually. I think if anyone in this thread did the exact same thing, they’d be dusting off their resume. Cancel culture is where we punish people unjustly for relatively innocuous things. I don’t consider jerking off on a zoom call with coworkers to be that.
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DeepBreath87
Banned
He didn’t lose his job though. That’s the point. He’s only a degenerate if he did it on purpose.
Punished Miku
Gold Member
He was on a call with staff at the new Yorker and lost that job.
Should he lose all jobs? Permanent scarlet letter?
Rest
All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
What do you mean he didn't lose his job? He got fired.
DeepBreath87
Banned
You guys are right. I mistook him being on air as him being reinstated by CNN. I thought when he said the firing was too harsh and they didn’t find any other instances of misconduct, they were explaining why he’d been reinstated.
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Punished Miku
Gold Member
He is on CNN. He is fired from the NYer though for behavior during a NYer meeting.
My point is, do you think he should have ANY job?
DeepBreath87
Banned
I think CNN has pushed people out of jobs for far less. I think they ran Louis CK out of public life for asking to jerk off in front of women like 15 years prior. I think they castigated a kid as a racist for smiling. They’ve participated in getting all kinds of people fired for sexual allegations. They outright called that Supreme Court judge a rapist based on the foggy memory of some lady from like 40 years prior. But when one of their own jerks it in front of a bunch of unsuspecting women on a corporate zoom call, all he has to say is “sorry, I didn’t know you guys could see me?” Really? How about, why the fuck were you jerking it during a zoom call? CNN is just a completely full of shit organization. I don’t personally care. But CNN talks to talk without walking the walk. I’m not a fan.
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