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[Catphish]

You have to sneeze.
It's right there.
All you have to do is breathe thru your nose a little...
Nope, not yet.
A little more...
Shit. It's gone.
Fuck that. I shan't be teased. I'm gonna get it.
Close eyes, tilt head toward ceiling.
Slight inhale, little tingle, there you are.
Little bit more, nope, no you don't, I got you.
Little more inhale, like sniffing the bubbles in a Coke can, and..
HAAACHOOO and blow the DOORS off this bitch!

Is there a finer feeling? I postulate, friends, that there is not.

 

[Pejo]

What about peeling off a huge patch of sunburnt dead skin without ripping it?

 

[Woffls]

(stop after 30 seconds )
But yes, sneezing is tremendously fun. Unfortunately I have quite a... loud high pitched sneeze so I have to reign it in at work. Go all out at home though. Yeeahhh.

 

[Catphish]

What about peeling off a huge patch of sunburnt dead skin without ripping it?

Oooo. That is also delightful. I must deliberate in my chambers.

 

[ipukespiders]

Quick, squint at the sun!

 

[Catphish]

But yes, sneezing is tremendously fun. Unfortunately I have quite a... loud high pitched sneeze so I have to reign it in at work. Go all out at home though. Yeeahhh.

I watched that. Shoulda told me to stop after 30 seconds.

But yeah, I work with a guy who, I shit you not, broke one of his ribs because he sneezes so hard. Poor dude.

 

[J-Roderton]

Jizzing?

 

[Catphish]

Jizzing?

Comes with so much baggage, tho...

 

[J-Roderton]

Comes with so much baggage, tho...

Heh. Gross.

 

[EverydayBeast]

A "holy" shit?

 

[camelCase]

Leaving class to rip one

 

[Nymphae]

It's over too quick, and the hunt is annoying and can often end in disappointment. Is there any more frustrating feeling than chasing a sneeze only to be left hanging?

Taking a piss when you reaaaallly have to go is extremely satisfying.

 

[Can't decide]

I sneeze heavily and will sometimes have 3 of them rapidly, in the space of a second or two, which hurts. Doesn't help that I'm a sun sneezer too, everytime I go from dark to sunshine, I sneeze almost instantly. So no, I can't agree.

For me the best feeling is (just before going to bed) sitting in front of a fan heater after you've gotten out of the bath/shower. Feels so good.