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[EmCeeGramr]

see, that's why the jedi and sith own

space wizards

 

[Unknown Soldier]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

 

[Koomaster]

To bring this around to total insanity, the minute the Empire decide to travel to faster than faster than light travel in the Trek universe, they all get de-evolved into space lizards.

Is Vader prepared to be turned into a space lizard? I think not!

This does pose a potential problem for the Trek Universe, when they have to fight the force sensitive space lizard offspring in the future.

Who wins in a fight between men of science and space lizard wizards?!

 

[MisterHero]

Superman would wreck both of them

but without the Man of Steel, within a 1-hour timeframe Dr. Beverly Crusher would modify a nanoprobe that destroys medichlorians

that's right, Dr. Crusher would beat Star Wars

WITH A HYPOSPRAY

 

[Koomaster]

Superman would wreck both of them

but without the Man of Steel, within a 1-hour timeframe Dr. Beverly Crusher would modify a nanoprobe that destroys medichlorians

that's right, Dr. Crusher would beat Star Wars

WITH A HYPOSPRAY

How is she going to get close enough to a force user to administer it?

Although I do agree she could create something like that. On the other hand, if she considered midichlorians a separate and sentient lifeform, it may go against her oath as a doctor to perform genocide.

If it were a viable option tho, someone in starfleet would get it done. Janeway would make it happen for sure. She killed Tuvix, she didn't give a fuck. She could probably modify Seven's nanoprobes for the job assuming again, she could get close enough to a force user.

 

[Sinatar]

Transphasic torpedo:

Based on generating a destructive subspace compression pulse. Upon detonation the torpedo delivers the pulse in an asymmetric superposition of multiple phase states. Shields can only block one subcomponent of the pulse. The other subcomponents deliver the majority of the pulse to the target. Every torpedo has a different transphasic configuration, generated randomly by a dissonant feedback effect to prevent the Borg from predicting the configuration of the phase states.

Imperial Warships have neutronium armour that is several feet thick. Even without shields it'd be like trying to puncture an M1-Abrahms with a nerf gun.

Oh god I just got involved in this, what have I done...

 

[Shanadeus]

How is she going to get close enough to a force user to administer it?

Although I do agree she could create something like that. On the other hand, if she considered midichlorians a separate and sentient lifeform, it may go against her oath as a doctor to perform genocide.

If it were a viable option tho, someone in starfleet would get it done. Janeway would make it happen for sure. She killed Tuvix, she didn't give a fuck. She could probably modify Seven's nanoprobes for the job assuming again, she could get close enough to a force user.

Those nanoprobes would not only kill force users, don't all creatures in the Star Wars galaxy have midichlorians in some quantity?
They could put in a time delay in them and let them spread throughout the star wars galaxy for a couple of decades while the Federation surrenders and play the waiting game until they activate them, causing genocide on a galactic scale.

 

[Megadragon15]

The Empire will wipe out the Federation.

 

[Aquavelvaman]

Have you guys even seen "A New Hope?" R2D2 Could have blown the death star up by himself if he wanted. The empire is so massively incompetent they would have crashed all of their ships into each other trying to converge at the wormhole entrance.

 

[Sinatar]

Have you guys even seen "A New Hope?" R2D2 Could have blown the death star up by himself if he wanted. The empire is so massively incompetent they would have crashed all of their ships into each other trying to converge at the wormhole entrance.

Not like the Federation is any better, just look at Wolf 359.

 

[squicken]

SW galaxy would defeat Trek galaxy but then get destroyed by Mass Effect galaxy

 

[Koomaster]

Both Federation and Empire crash their ships into each other and die. The respective universes are then ruled by the Ewoks and the Ferengi.

 

[Hellsing321]

Superman would wreck both of them

After Superman destroys both, Goku would come in and fuck his shit up.

 

[Forkball]

 

[MisterHero]

After Superman destroys both, Goku would come in and fuck his shit up.

but Superman would fly into Star Wars and use the Twin Suns to fuck shit up twice over

 

[Shanadeus]

SW galaxy would defeat Trek galaxy but then get destroyed by Mass Effect galaxy

Warhammer 40k galaxy rules them all.

 

[Diatribe1974]

Warhammer 40k galaxy rules them all.

What we do to defend ourselves against their newest force:

"The Chaos Continuum"?

Seriously......chaos flavored Q's roaming around in the Star Trek universe, all because they fucked with the Warhammer 40k universe.

/cackle

 

[Arment]

They don't know about the exhaust port so Death Star > All

 

[Sinatar]

SW galaxy would defeat Trek galaxy but then get destroyed by Mass Effect galaxy

Mass Effect? Even the most powerful race in that universe (the reapers) rely on those silly relays to get around. Empire/Trek destroy the relays and Mass Effect is truly fucked.

 

[squicken]

Mass Effect? Even the most powerful race in that universe (the reapers) rely on those silly relays to get around. Empire/Trek destroy the relays and Mass Effect is truly fucked.

Well for one, we don't know exactly what those Reapers out in dark space have. But more importantly, Terminator Reaper Baby technology.

 

[iamblades]

No contest. None of the Star Wars ships can go faster than the speed of light, they have to make a "jump to light speed". All of the Star Trek ships can go much, much faster than the speed of light. Not to mention that people in the Star Wars universe can't seem to understand that a parsec is a measure of distance and not speed.

The point with the Kessel run is that it isn't a set distance. It's an asteroid field in a nebula with a nearby black hole cluster. Being able to do it in less distance is proxy measure of how fast and agile your ship is.

Of course in the draft script Solo is just making shit up to try to get a job. :lol :lol

 

[owlbeak]

Just read the OP.






wat?

 

[Xenon]

I'm not sure what would happen but this guy would go to town on John Williams' music. :lol

Watch this one first

2nd

3rd

 

[Anticitizen One]

Is this Star Wars vs. old 60s Star Trek or Star Wars vs. New Age Star Trek?

 

[BorkBork]

A Star Trek thread that's too nerdy for me.

Wow. :lol

 

[i_am_ben]

you're all forgetting Stargate

Spoiler

LOL

 

[Procarbine]

I'm not sure what would happen but this guy would go to town on John Williams' music. :lol

Watch this one first

2nd

3rd

 

[Shanadeus]

you're all forgetting Stargate

Spoiler

LOL

Hey now, they have galaxy destroying weapons in Stargate!

 

[Coeliacus]

Bringin' in the animu to this delightful conversation.

 

[BlackGoku03]

The lasers in Star Wars could Penetrate Star Treks shields?

Even if they could, Star Trek has transporters. Who is to say they can't energize into Star Wars shields? They're made different.


WTF... this thread is so geeky. But I can't turn away.

 

[WickedAngel]

The problem with the Borg variable is that, even when mismatched, they have the potential to become your technological equal in almost no time at all. In an instant, your technology is their technology.

All it would take is for one Borg to get onto one Star Destroyer and it would all be over. Could you imagine the sight of a Star Destroyer serving as a launching point for dozens of Borg-inhabited TIE fighters?

That's why most Star Trek fans hate the sight of them...they're the Star Trek Superman.

 

[Hellsing321]

Bringin' in the animu to this delightful conversation.

Yeah, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan would own either of them as it could just throw their galaxies around like a frisbee.

 

[GDGF]

(also, re: the Q. The regular Q we normally see is an exception, he's kind of a dick who just likes messing with people. The rest of them are just lazy asses who lounge around bored in Q-space. But if there was even a chance of a threat to them? They'd act)

They're like the Ents of the Star Trek universe.

 

[Salazar]

Yeah, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan would own either of them as it could just throw their galaxies around like a frisbee.

For real. Mecha violence so fucking explosive and intense they couldn't even animate it properly.

 

[Sinatar]

The lasers in Star Wars could Penetrate Star Treks shields?

Easily, if you read the technical manuals the power output of the lasers and turbo lasers in star wars is utterly ridiculous. When someone earlier said that a single shot from the Falcon could blow a Borg Cube apart they weren't exaggerating.

 

[Regulus Tera]

For real. Mecha violence so fucking explosive and intense they couldn't even animate it properly.

What about Chouginga Gurren Lagann? Would that be able to defeat the Death Star?

 

[Enosh]

that one has been done to death, hell there are entire web sites dedicated to just this question

the general conclusion is SW wins

 

[jakershaker]

that one has been done to death, hell there are entire web sites dedicated to just this question

the general conclusion is SW wins

I don't believe in a no win scenario.

Federation wins (you know they will think of something crazy in the last minute).

 

[jaxword]

I think this is a question that is best answered by asking one's girlfriend.

 

[i_am_ben]

I think this is a question that is best answered by asking one's girlfriend.

zing!

 

[RedShift]

Daleks would fuck up both Galaxies.

Better question, who would win between the entire Star Trek Galaxy united with the Galactic empire or the Doctor armed with a sonic screwdriver?

 

[Azure Dream]

And then Gypsy hacks into the Death Star, and Joel and the bots force Vader, Palpatine and Boba Fett to watch bad movies for them.

Vader: *waves hands around* "We've got movie siiiiign!"

Spoiler

This is the alternate universe where Joel never finds the escape pod in the box of Hamdingers, of course.

 

[Kite]

Easily, if you read the technical manuals the power output of the lasers and turbo lasers in star wars is utterly ridiculous. When someone earlier said that a single shot from the Falcon could blow a Borg Cube apart they weren't exaggerating.

Star Wars: Acclamator troop transport
Light guns: 300 million GW
Heavy guns: 2.4 million megatons
Sublight acceleration: 3500G
Shield heat dissipation: 70 trillion GW peak
Reactor power: 200 trillion GW max
Max hyperspace speed: 10 million to 100 million times c

Star Wars: Slave-1 (Bobba Fett's ship)
Main guns: 64000 GW
Missiles: 190 megatons
Shield heat dissipation: around 2 billion GW
Reactor power: around 7 billion GW
Max hyperspace speed: 10 million c

Star Trek: Enterprise-D
Main phasers: 3.6 GW
Photon torpedoes: 64 megatons
Sublight acceleration: 1000G
Shield heat dissipation: 3311 GW peak
Max warp speed: ~2000c (warp 9.6)

It isn't even close xD

edit: this is scifi, both SW and Star Trek's numbers are utterly ridiculous in real world terms.

 

[Jex]

It isn't even close xD

Star War's ships are pretty broken. Any war would last about 3 minutes.

 

[Shanadeus]

Star War's ships are pretty broken. Any war would last about 3 minutes.

Well, since it is the Galactic Empire against the Star Trek galaxy we might as well toss in the rebels as allies to the Trekkies.
That would even out the conventional forces a bit, and then you still have the whole borg jedi clone scenario.

 

[Furret]

Star War's ships are pretty broken. Any war would last about 3 minutes.

Has it been mentioned that Star Wars' weapons aren't lasers?

If I remember they're energy discharges of some sort, that's why everyone talks about 'blasters' not lasers.

Wasn't Cloud City something to do with mining a gas that was used in them or something?

 

[duckroll]

I saw the thread title and was thinking "what in the hell..." but then I saw who the OP was and I was compelled to click anyway, then I read the entire post and... wow. I would pay to watch this.

I'l going to throw my two cents into this though. Considering the developments of the most recent Star Trek movie, I think the outcome of this is going to be pretty obvious. What will happen is the initial fleet of Star Destroyers will be indestructible, and completely destroy entire fleets and break the Federation apart with entire colonies submitting to the Empire before more reinforcements ever arrive.

Eventually, the Empire will send representatives to oversee their outposts in this new universe, and possibly build a new Death Star to establish their presence. There will be TONS of casualties, and for many decades at the very least, the Empire will reign supreme. But as the universe is vast, and there are limited resources, the Empire cannot over-extend their reach, otherwise they might face another rebel uprising back in their own universe. This will allow many fringe worlds to remain beyond Empire control for a long, long time.

Eventually, the brightest minds in the galaxy will have come up with a way to close the wormhole, and they will come up with a two-fold plan. On one hand, they will send a lone special ops team back in time to close the wormhole shortly after it opens, creating a safe alternate reality where the Empire never ever invades.

On the other hand, back in their own future, they will send a suicide team to close the wormhole, while staging an uprising on all Empire worlds. The objective will be to kill off all Empire representatives from the other universe over the course of years, since no new reinforcements can come with the wormhole closed.

This will eventually be successful, but it will leave to a new chapter in the Star Trek universe. The decades under the Empire would no doubt have boosted the colony worlds' technology by a huge magnitude. The level of technology in the universe will rapidly accelerate now with the Empire gone, and with superweapons like the Death Star and Star Destroyers left in the universe, it will no doubt eventually lead to another great war between themselves.

 

[Shanadeus]

I saw the thread title and was thinking "what in the hell..." but then I saw who the OP was and I was compelled to click anyway, then I read the entire post and... wow. I would pay to watch this.

I'l going to throw my two cents into this though. Considering the developments of the most recent Star Trek movie, I think the outcome of this is going to be pretty obvious. What will happen is the initial fleet of Star Destroyers will be indestructible, and completely destroy entire fleets and break the Federation apart with entire colonies submitting to the Empire before more reinforcements ever arrive.

Eventually, the Empire will send representatives to oversee their outposts in this new universe, and possibly build a new Death Star to establish their presence. There will be TONS of casualties, and for many decades at the very least, the Empire will reign supreme. But as the universe is vast, and there are limited resources, the Empire cannot over-extend their reach, otherwise they might face another rebel uprising back in their own universe. This will allow many fringe worlds to remain beyond Empire control for a long, long time.

Eventually, the brightest minds in the galaxy will have come up with a way to close the wormhole, and they will come up with a two-fold plan. On one hand, they will send a lone special ops team back in time to close the wormhole shortly after it opens, creating a safe alternate reality where the Empire never ever invades.

On the other hand, back in their own future, they will send a suicide team to close the wormhole, while staging an uprising on all Empire worlds. The objective will be to kill off all Empire representatives from the other universe over the course of years, since no new reinforcements can come with the wormhole closed.

This will eventually be successful, but it will leave to a new chapter in the Star Trek universe. The decades under the Empire would no doubt have boosted the colony worlds' technology by a huge magnitude. The level of technology in the universe will rapidly accelerate now with the Empire gone, and with superweapons like the Death Star and Star Destroyers left in the universe, it will no doubt eventually lead to another great war between themselves.

Sounds like this fanfic.

Except,

Spoiler

Picard rapes Anakin Solo's sister.

 

[user_nat]

Federation = good guys
Empire = bad guys

Gee.. I wonder who would win..

 

[kharma45]

Yeah I know fuck all about Dr Who. Can't you tell?

Does star trek include the 29th century timeships and crewman Daniels?

Yeah get the Enterprise J involved, along with massive whale probe, Nero's pretty bad-ass mining vessel and that time ship from Year of Hell in Voyager.

EDIT - Species 8472 would also be something totally different for the Empire to fight, plus their bioships kicked Borg ass.