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So UNO on xbox live...

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SwitchBladeKneegrow

Banned
is pretty fucked up now. I haven't tried playing it in a looooong time, fired it up tonight and was in for a TREAT.

First game I get into has a guy IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR playing with his flaccid paralyzed cock...AWESOME.

Then I spend an hour getting harassed by fat girls wanting to see my cock.

What the fuck?
 
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NichM

Banned
The first time I ever played Uno over XBL, I was treated to the kind of epithets and obscene names you typically associate with Halo. I was so startled to get that kind of treatment in, you know, Uno that I never went back.
 
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Jangaroo

Always the tag bridesmaid, never the tag bride.
azentium said:
Hasn't Uno been like that since day one?
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Everytime I read a Uno Xbox Live thread, penis' are pretty much the first thing an OP will post about.
 
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Boonoo

Member
SwitchBladeKneegrow said:
Who says I didn't?
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IrishNinja

IrishNinja

Member
yeah, i miss Uno.

i kept getting into games with guys talking about how awesome the demo for Phantasy Star Universe was cause you could offer meseta to see boobs or something. a few games later, the cock picks came about and i longed for the PSU pimps.

i only managed 1 game of Bomberman Online, some southern mom was yelling at her kids that they should be doing homework and not playing games, and they (also in said game) were yelling that she should mind her business. whats sad is they were clearly into this public argument and still beating me, its like the worst feeling of being a big fish in a small pond (i owned at this game in the dorms!) with culture shock tossed in for kicks.

but yeah, wheelchair cock, that's at least something different.
 
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SwitchBladeKneegrow

Banned
IrishNinja said:
yeah, i miss Uno.

i kept getting into games with guys talking about how awesome the demo for Phantasy Star Universe was cause you could offer meseta to see boobs or something. a few games later, the cock picks came about and i longed for the PSU pimps.

i only managed 1 game of Bomberman Online, some southern mom was yelling at her kids that they should be doing homework and not playing games, and they (also in said game) were yelling that she should mind her business. whats sad is they were clearly into this public argument and still beating me, its like the worst feeling of being a big fish in a small pond (i owned at this game in the dorms!) with culture shock tossed in for kicks.

but yeah, wheelchair cock, that's at least something different.
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I was amazed by the wheelchair guy, I even called the wife down to see. He actually said "there ain't much you can do in a wheelchair" while I was in the room. :lol
 
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acm2000

Member
another one of THESE threads

look, we all know how amazing UNO XBLA is, we don't need people making threads all the time reminding us, its the funniest game on XBLA, just not if youre easily offended
 
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SwitchBladeKneegrow

Banned
acm2000 said:
another one of THESE threads

look, we all know how amazing UNO XBLA is, we don't need people making threads all the time reminding us, its the funniest game on XBLA, just not if youre easily offended
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Wheelchair cock isn't threadworthy? The guy was packin', but couldn't use it!
 
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SpacLock

Member
SwitchBladeKneegrow said:
Actually I did see that, just forgot about it.

I even saved your paint drawing cos I thought it was hilarious.
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Don't give up on Uno. Keep adventuring, soldier.
 
AZ Greg

AZ Greg

Member
Uno threads are about as hard to predict as icecream threads.

That said, Uno is hilarious. A couple of years back me and some buddies played with one random and his girlfriend. In the middle of the game, after being all over her, the dude took his girl to the bedroom. Like two minutes later she comes back and starts jokingly(?) telling us how bad he is in bed. Needless to say, he didn't find it funny being that the entire room was laughing. He started beating on her then the camera went off. About 30 mins later it came back on and they were both just hitting up a bong. Good times.
 
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senahorse

Member
I guess ymmv with Uno xbla. I have played a hell of a lot of games on live and never once encountered any nudity, guess I am missing out?
 
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T-1000_Model3

Banned
Maybe the OP should log into HOME and follow the pedos on there trying to pick on what they think are 10 year old girls instead? Point is don't judge a community based on a group of losers you encounter,because there is good and bad with any large base of people. Sorta silly creating a thread on it too.
 
Gouty

Gouty

Bloodborne is shit
Well I just dug out my camera to see for myself the depravity to which Uno is said have sunk. I really don’t have much to report. I did see one flaccid dick, though very briefly. The only other thing of note was when I was kicked out of a game when a 12 year old girl asked the host (who was an adult) if she could invite her friend Tanya. Apparently women of any age hold sway on Xbox live.
 
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Neverender

Member
Haha, a friend of mine's sister was forced to sell her Live Vision Camera when her Mum caught her showing herself off in Uno.
 
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Rahxephon91

Banned
This thread reminded me why I deleted the game off my hard drive. I just don't get why people feel the need to just have their junk hanging out.

I'm all for the hot women though.
 
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TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
Shadowlink said:
Is there an option to turn off the camera?
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"X" Privacy Settings->Friends Only->????->No more dicks in Uno!

Honestly, who sets their camera setting to "everybody" and doesn't expect dicks?
 
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Rahxephon91

Banned
Rahxephon91 said:
This thread reminded me why I deleted the game off my hard drive. I just don't get why people feel the need to just have their junk hanging out.

I'm all for the hot women though.
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I say this but back during my Halo 2 days my clan would ask me to blast porn through my headset.

Halo 2 was so awesome.
 
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neoxdonut

Member
SwitchBladeKneegrow said:
is pretty fucked up now. I haven't tried playing it in a looooong time, fired it up tonight and was in for a TREAT.

First game I get into has a guy IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR playing with his flaccid paralyzed cock...AWESOME.

Then I spend an hour getting harassed by fat girls wanting to see my cock.

What the fuck?
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Gomu Gomu

Member
azentium said:
Hasn't Uno been like that since day one?
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No. I remember a time where I had intelligent conversations with people while playing it.

Shadowlink said:
Is there an option to turn off the camera?
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Of course there is. But where's the fun in that? :lol
 
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big_z

Member
this almost makes me want to get a vision cam... sounds like there's a lot of lols to be had.
but unless i find one for less than $20 i'll stick to gaf for tales of penis.
 
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Diablohead

Member
I stopped playing uno after earning most of it's achievements and changing my gamertag, I dare not play it again if it's like this.
 
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dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
Crunched said:
Eh, I thought cameras were disabled with the latest patch.
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They aren't disabled, but they are turned off by default. You have to open your cam and cam viewing to see what is going on in uno-land. I have played forever and I have never seen anything seedy or disturbing. The worst thing I have seen was a guy eating cereal.
 
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