So which of you guys is pre-ordering your own Waifu? Gatebox Virtual Home Robot

[Kworn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMbiL8D6qX0

http://gatebox.ai/

May help out lonely people out there

 

[Avixph]

Isn't this just an Amazon Echo?

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Only if she sounds like ScarJo

 

[capitalCORN]

Yeah, finding people for companionship really isn't hard enough to justify expensive light shows. If you're too coward to approach a partner, you don't deserve companionship.

 

[Avixph]

Yeah, finding people for companionship really isn't hard enough to justify expensive light shows. If you're too coward to approach a partner, you don't deserve companionship.

But she sends texts.

 

[Sesuadra]

Need to ask my real wife

 

[capitalCORN]

But she sends texts.

This fact will eventually bore itself so deep in your stomach, it will be unbearable..

 

[scotcheggz]

£2000 is a bit steep, but you can't put a price on love. I'm in.

 

[Kworn]

I think spending over £3000 is a bit much.

 

[scotcheggz]

From the FAQ:

"A smartphone is necessary in order to be able to configure Gatebox's settings"

In an abstract sort of way, just like a real relationship?!

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

If you're too coward to approach a partner, you don't deserve companionship.

Dude, what the fuck? Really?

 

[capitalCORN]

Dude, what the fuck? Really?

Sit there and do nothing, see what happens.

 

[ZiZ]

Google should integrate something like this with google home.

The problem with Google home is it has no personality. Unlike Siri or Alexa, saying "OK Google" makes it sound like you are talking to a corporation (which you are).

I'm not saying it should go full anime, but a little personality helps. I can't see why they can't let us choose the name ourselves.

 

[KDR_11k]

Yeah, finding people for companionship really isn't hard enough to justify expensive light shows. If you're too coward to approach a partner, you don't deserve companionship.

Alpha! Beta! Cuck!

 

[IAmAnAgnostic]

Yeah, finding people for companionship really isn't hard enough to justify expensive light shows. If you're too coward to approach a partner, you don't deserve companionship.

Fuck ugly people amirite?

 

[Askherserenity]

Where's the hole?

 

[ViviOggi]

That's some solid viral marketing for Black Mirror season 4.

 

[capitalCORN]

Alpha! Beta! Cuck!

Yeah, you seem to live in a teen movie. People get together, regardless if you do or not.

Fuck ugly people amirite?

Not everyone will date a supermodel. Realize your potential. You're not going to be knocking homers every game, but a hit is a hit.

 

[zoukka]

That's some solid viral marketing for Black Mirror season 4.

"Where the fuck are you!"

It texts when you come home late.

 

[Kworn]

Where's the hole?

I am sure there will be an add-on for this later

 

[IAmAnAgnostic]

Yeah, you seem to live in a teen movie. People get together, regardless if you do or not.

Yeah like in Japan where 40% people (under the age of 40 or so I believe) don't date at all.

Not everyone will date a supermodel. Realize your potential. You're not going to be knocking homers every game, but a hit is a hit.

Not everyone will date during their life. Some people have essentially 0 potential for anyone. (speaking as one such person)

 

[Jebusman]

Yeah, you seem to live in a teen movie. People get together, regardless if you do or not.



Not everyone will date a supermodel. Realize your potential. You're not going to be knocking homers every game, but a hit is a hit.

I mean there are a million reasons someone might have difficult approaching someone, whether it be anxiety, depression, a broken sense of self worth caused by a society that forces ideal body images on you.

But no, it's just because "our" standards are too high amirite?

Implying it's because they're too "coward" to approach someone is kind of sad.

No price is too high for my waifu.

But can you handle the knowledge that your waifu would essentially be everyone else's waifu?

 

[SliceSabre]

I think spending over £3000 is a bit much.

No price is too high for my waifu.

 

[Fat4all]

can i get a Guts one?

 

[capitalCORN]

Yeah like in Japan where 40% people (under the age of 40 or so I believe) don't date at all.

Is is due inability or lack of trying? Women in Japan seem to be doing better, so it's not for a lack of partners.

Not everyone will date during their life. Some people have essentially 0 potential for anyone. (speaking as one such person)

It's about confidence. I'm sure you've judged your share of 'mismatched' couples. I am saddled with a very ugly past, am overweight, and no end in mental conditions that make becoming intimate a very difficult and scary endeavour. But I still meet people. You know what breeds confidence? Success. You know what breeds success? Trying. Start with non judgemental meetings, work out your social skills, and take it from there. And don't think for a second a relationship is endgame, it's just the beginning,

I mean there are a million reasons someone might have difficult approaching someone, whether it be anxiety, depression, a broken sense of self worth caused by a society that forces ideal body images on you.

But no, it's just because "our" standards are too high amirite?

Implying it's because they're too "coward" to approach someone is kind of sad.

I've addressed this already in this post. I'm a walking bag of issues. But then, who isn't? People need to divorce themselves from the idea that a relationship is perfect inertia, and only the stars can align and make kismet happen. Relationships aren't some perfect movie like construct. They're messy, they're a lot of work, and also can be a lot of pain. But people make the effort regardless. Stop sitting around like a manic pixie dream girl will waltz into your life and take the reins.

 

[woopWOOP]

If you buy two of them will they both constantly message you, talking shit about the other one?

 

[navii]

Looks like a coffee machine. I couldn't be more sadder for the dude in the video.

 

[IAmAnAgnostic]

Is is due inability or lack of trying?

Both, I think.

It's about confidence. I'm sure you've judged your share of 'mismatched' couples. I am saddled with a very ugly past, am overweight, and no end in mental conditions that make becoming intimate a very difficult and scary endeavour. But I still meet people. You know what breeds confidence? Success. You know what breeds success? Trying. Start with non judgemental meetings, work out your social skills, and take it from there. And don't think for a second a relationship is endgame, it's just the beginning,

It is about more than confidence. I used to be very confident, although that was slowly drained of me. There is a minimum bar for looks, believe me.

 

[CountAntonius]

Nude patch when....

 

[Nikodemos]

<Krieger-san intensifies>

 

[Kworn]

If you buy two of them will they both constantly message you, talking shit about the other one?

Threesome?

 

[zoukka]

Looks like a coffee machine. I couldn't be more sadder for the dude in the video.

Yeah the ad was unintentionally sad.

 

[capitalCORN]

It is about more than confidence. I used to be very confident, although that was slowly drained of me. There is a minimum bar for looks, believe me.

There's always attraction involved, but don't let that stop you from building chemistry. Of course, sex isn't a matter of inserting 'nice' tokens into a machine, but if you don't try, there's no ground to stand on. I'm far from a good looking guy, but sometimes willing and able is good enough.

 

[scotcheggz]

Nude patch when....

Day 0 I'd imagine.

 

[show me your skeleton]

I think spending over £3000 is a bit much.

wait til you find out the cost of a real relationship am i right guys women be shoppin

 

[IAmAnAgnostic]

There's always attraction involved, but don't let that stop you from building chemistry. Of course, sex isn't a matter of inserting 'nice' tokens into a machine, but if you don't try, there's no ground to stand on. I'm far from a good looking guy, but sometimes willing and able is good enough.

I have tried already many times. Failed each time, usually harshly. I'm done trying, and you'd agree if you knew me.

 

[capitalCORN]

Day 0 I'd imagine.

But what if Denuvo?

 

[Branduil]

You guys should check out the website, it's pretty amazing.

 

[capitalCORN]

I have tried already many times. Failed each time, usually harshly. I'm done trying, and you'd agree if you knew me.

You only stop trying when you don't want it anymore. Courtship is a dance, if you're the only one leading, it's obvious it's a game for one. Don't jump the gun, read cues with more attention, and don't lift your hopes up until you know for sure the other person put in as much as you did. And don't let anyone tell you that a relationship can't fix a broken soul, it's the greatest chicken soup there is, It's a matter of not falling too deep in the dependency hole.

 

[WhateverItTakes]

You guys should check out the website, it's pretty amazing.

If she's good for people who live alone, I'm wondering if they have characters planned for making your roommates jealous, or adding a third to your marriage.

There's totally gonna be a dominatrix isn't there?

 

[Cappa]

Yeah, finding people for companionship really isn't hard enough to justify expensive light shows. If you're too coward to approach a partner, you don't deserve companionship.

Great advice on a video game forum!

 

[Mendrox]

Both, I think.



It is about more than confidence. I used to be very confident, although that was slowly drained of me. There is a minimum bar for looks, believe me.

You are just not confident. There is no minimum bar for looks. :/

 

[capitalCORN]

Great advice on a video game forum!

I didn't realize gamer still meant antisocial malcontent. Plenty of other types besides the /b stereotype.

 

[AHA-Lambda]

Yeah, finding people for companionship really isn't hard enough to justify expensive light shows. If you're too coward to approach a partner, you don't deserve companionship.

Oh damn, I'm gonna cut myself off of this much edge! >_>

 

[Fat4all]

You guys should check out the website, it's pretty amazing.

where do i stick the donut?

 

[Fancolors]

So, when will they start adding characters from other existing IPs? I'm not digging this one, but I wouldn't mind having Big Boss...

 

[IAmAnAgnostic]

You are just not confident. There is no minimum bar for looks. :/

You are a fool if you believe so. Completely irrational, everyone has some standards. Even me, although they are very low.

 

[Kworn]

I found the advert was a bit cringe-worthy when the dude was like, working late, on my way home, 5 minutes from home, nearly home, just round the corner etc.

I mean WTF?

 

[capitalCORN]

You are a fool if you believe so. Completely irrational, everyone has some standards. Even me, although they are very low.

Everyone's standards are different.

 

[Kworn]

You are just not confident. There is no minimum bar for looks. :/

I am confident and apparently good looking (Kind of) but still have trouble with relationships/speaking to ladies.