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[Nokterian]

Imagine you’re trundling along, minding your own business when all of a sudden you find yourself engulfed in a literal whirlwind of poo.

Sounds mercifully unlikely, but that’s exactly what happened to this group of divers after they encountered a sperm whale as they explored the waters off the small island of Dominica.

Describing the filthy act as a “poonado” Canadian photographer Keri Wilk, 30, told how the mammal managed to create a veritable whirlwind of excrement by spinning onto its side and flapping its tail.

More at the link

 

[Bedameister]

No Video? ;_;

 

[LanceVance]

Truly beautiful

 

[soul creator]

I hereby announce the phrase "does a bear shit in the woods?" be replaced with "does a whale shit in the ocean?"

 

[Burger_Baron]

The whale has had enough with your shit.

 

[Zyrox]

So uh....those divers got caught in a literal shitstorm huh.

 

[StayDead]

No Video? ;_;

It would've been a shit video anyway.

 

[Savitar]

It was in his mouth.

IN HIS MOUTH.

 

[UrbanRats]

Should consider themselves lucky, given the name of the beast.

 

[Coldnoodle]

It was in his mouth.

IN HIS MOUTH.

You never ate your girlfriend's poop?

 

[Savitar]

You never ate your girlfriend's poop?

Hey did I ask about your fiber intake.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Hey did I ask about your fiber intake.

Do you love your girlfriend or not?

 

[neorej]

Did they see Mr. Hanky?

 

[Savitar]

Do you love your girlfriend or not?

I do not log 4 girlz.

 

[Tesseract]

hey, man, what's all that chocolate on your face, mother fucker

 

[Log4Girlz]

I do not log 4 girlz.

You must eat a log for girls

 

[Boem]

When you go swimming at the beach you're swimming in the same water whales poop in. And people have died in. And chemical waste has been dumped in.

 

[Log4Girlz]

When you go swimming at the beach you're swimming in the same water whales poop in. And people have died in. And chemical waste has been dumped in.

And that I have ejaculated in time and again.

 

[undu]

When you go swimming at the beach you're swimming in the same water whales poop in. And people have died in. And chemical waste has been dumped in.

And thanks to the homeopathic power of dilution it has remarkably positive health effects on humans.

 

[Finaika]

At least its not a whirlwind of sperm.

 

[Log4Girlz]

At least its not a whirlwind of sperm.

Its better to be dunked in milk

 

[Baraka in the White House]

hey, man, what's all that chocolate on your face, mother fucker

That's not chocolate. That's doodoo, baby!

 

[GDGF]

Lahey approves.

 

[Raist]

Whirlwind? I guess they mean more like whirlpool?
Because oterhwise, holy shit (literally).

 

[Tesseract]

That's not chocolate. That's doodoo, baby!

aaaggh!

 

[Barrylocke]

This all sounds both amazing and terrifying. I wish their was video, because it's something I'd love to witness up close...but from far away.

I do not log 4 girlz.

 

[Stereogatari]

"A pre-poo moment".

Pre-order cancelled.

Even though there's pics "brb using imagination because no shits".

 

[Escape Goat]

Sperm whale. Thats what they call it.

 

[Zombine]

Some places consider this a delicacy I bet. These dudes got lucky.

 

[lobdale]

http://youtu.be/qYVRqN03aHw

 

[Barrylocke]

http://youtu.be/qYVRqN03aHw

Not only are the hippos the grossest of them, they're also the ones most likely to fuck you up. Thats pretty terrifying.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

 

[Dennis]

I want to believe it knew exactly what it was doing.

Well, there it is.

 

[Delta Assault]

What a dick move.

 

[Nibel]

What a majestic animal.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Whales love toilet humor just as much as the rest of us.

 

[Alucrid]

"I had poop in my eyes, mouth, wetsuit, everywhere and I was soaked in it from head to toe.

.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Is this what that new Chris Hemsworth movie is about?

Magnificent. Shut it down we won't get better than this.

 

[Plywood]

"The water was crystal clear, initially"

Initially,

the water was crystal clear

...the most idyllic Caribbean blue.

 

[Banana Aeon]

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

This is just too perfect.

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

Incredible

 

[The Shogun]

Damn

I was just slayed.

 

[super-famicom]

LOL at the thread title and ROFL at the image.

 

[Lexxism]

Dammit. I can't stop laughing

 

[Cow Mengde]

Feces Whale.

 

[womfalcs3]

I wonder if they know we call them sperm whales.

 

[-Horizon-]

Oh god

And that tag combo lol