Splatoon 2 |OT2| From Smallfry to FlyFish in 5 Easy Steps!

Holy shit why are my teammates so fucking useless right now. Zero wins and a 60 points down in the last half hour. Absolutely no one knows how to fucking play, how do they get to this level while being so fucking clueless.
I was never a super active poster in this thread due to other responsibilities, but I really enjoyed reading everyone's thoughts about the game. I'll try to pop into the Discord more regularly and see if I can figure out the flow of that chat format. I always get confused by all the old messages. Will hope to see SM239 and crew randomly bomb my Turf War game on occasion and murder me some more, lol. That Brella night was stupid fun.

  • Moray Towers still sucks.
  • They nerfed the Tri-Slosher too much with the damage fall off and the developers should feel bad.
  • Don't paint your base at the beginning.
  • Aggro Sploosh players are annoying.
  • People who are good at Bamboozler are gods among men and I salute thee.
  • Please please please give this game a non-garbage Slosher kit (Sprinkler/Baller ain't it)
  • Branduil is bad at Salmon Run. :p
  • Flyfishes are the worst.

See y'all wherever.
Hey all just wanted to say thanks for all the memories, SplatoonGAF was great. Glad to see it so active and look forward to seeing you squid kids on the battlefield. If there’s a Discord would appreciate a PM or a DM on Twitter if you feel more comfortable there.
Just to let people here know, we recently revoked all invites to the Splatoon Discord (including the one in the OT) in response to the recent events on GAF. This was due to many of the GAF community discords alledgedly being attacked by trolls and spammers as GAF was down.

For those that want an invite, please PM me directly. To those that have already asked for one, I will PM you one time uses shortly.

EDIT: 1 PM every 10 minutes means this will go a bit slower than I thought...

Screw it. I'll just make a smaller, limited use invite here. One it runs out of uses I'll just renew it. Quote this post to see