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[SPOILERS] Star Wars: The Force Awakens - It's True. All of it.

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IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SPOILER-FREE DISCUSSION THIS IS NOT THE PLACE.
(you want to visit WadiumArcadium & Cystm's mighty-fine |OT| for your spoiler-free discussion needs)

There will be no tagged spoilers from this point forward. You may freely discuss any and all plot points, story details, and other interesting moments from the film, as well as post gifs, images, and links to as many trailers & ad-spots as your selfish, spoiler-loving heart can take.

Like, say:


Teaser #1


Teaser #2


Trailer #1


International Trailer


Chinese Trailer


TV Spots 1-19

While we wait for the film itself to open, keep yourself busy by paging through a document called


(click the image or this parenthetical to access The Spoilerboard)

The Spoilerboard is curated collection of all the leaks, production art, rumors, and bits of interesting speculation accumulated over the film's production. It's said to contain roughly 90-95% of all the film's story beats and plot points. Should be fun to match what actually happened up with what we thought was going to happen, and to see how true Han's words in this thread's title end up actually being.

NOTE: A lot of you are probably going to try and be helpful by contributing your own tidbits and interesting bits of rumor and speculation you and/or a friend might have stumbled over in the week before the movie opens. While that's absolutely appreciated, know this: Roughly 99.99% of anything ever posted at any particular Star Wars subreddit you've ever subbed to is total bullshit. The Spoilerboard above, while it is guaranteed to have some details wrong, and some misguided speculation in it, is mostly backed up by every single piece of pre-release marketing. Please make sure, if you're going to be helpful, that you're familiar with that document before you link really specious garbage from reddit that directly contradicts that info. Basically: Think before you post, please.

Along those lines: Remember to be considerate, and keep all your Force Awakens spoilers in this thread. Please don't go dragging them out of here and stashing them behind black bars in the |OT| or any other of the roughly 2597 Star Wars threads currently floating around Off-Topic. If you feel the pressing, mighty, Zim-like NEEEEED to help people with the knowledge you have, simply direct them back to this spoiler thread so that these spoilers don't go spilling all over the board and pissing off some of our more sensitive and/or innocent members.

December 14th: Los Angeles World Premiere
December 15th: Preview Screenings:
December 16th: Review Embargo Lifts
December 17th: THE FORCE AWAKENS

To quote a certain scoundrel/smuggler: "Come on, baby, don't let me down."

 

Busty

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I'm glad that this feature packed OT was brought to us by Bobby Roberts.

He's good people.
 

sphagnum

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I, for one, was really shocked to find out that Snoke is Plagueis. Biggest twist in the franchise!
 
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Surely some people have seen the film by now... beyond the guy who died. Let's have it.

Who lives/dies? What are the character relations? What is the ice/death star thing?

Here's a spoiler: Kylo Ren and Poe Dameron are friends... Don't know who the guy in the middle is though.


Kylo Ren was really interested in 'Outer Space' during that scene.
 

wenis

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so what's the general scuttlebutt about possible spoilers? My level of caring for spoilers for myself is at zero, so whatever you got.
 

Nodnol

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Great OT Bobby.

Less a week until I've seen it. Until then, as someone who has been frequently visiting the OTC Spoiler thread for months, I'll kinda hang here.
 

sphagnum

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I mean, come on, straight from Pablo Hidalgo's Twitter, clear evidence that Snoke is Plagueis:

*stares at salt and pepper shakers*
* S & P*
* whispers ",,,Snoke and Plagueis"*
 

Sesuadra

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I just want to know one thing. did they make luke a sith or not?

just a rumor I heard a long time ago.
 

Fireblend

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So what's the consensus from the people who've been keeping up with all the spoilers? Is it good?
 

Gonzalez

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Man that scene where Luke, and Lea are drinking space coffee for the first time in a long time.
 

Gengahrrr

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So if I read that summary from back in like May do I basically know what's going to go down?
I read the same thing and there's a lot from the trailers that matches up with that leaked summary. I'm hoping there's still some stuff that wasn't leaked, though.
 

munchie64

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So what's the consensus from the people who've been keeping up with all the spoilers? Is it good?
Personally I think it's a it hard to tell. I mean it's simple so that's good. The structure should work. There's still a bit we don't know which could effect quality I suppose.
 
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