IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SPOILER-FREE DISCUSSION THIS IS NOT THE PLACE.
(you want to visit WadiumArcadium & Cystm's mighty-fine |OT| for your spoiler-free discussion needs)
There will be no tagged spoilers from this point forward. You may freely discuss any and all plot points, story details, and other interesting moments from the film, as well as post gifs, images, and links to as many trailers & ad-spots as your selfish, spoiler-loving heart can take.
TV Spots 1-19
While we wait for the film itself to open, keep yourself busy by paging through a document called
(click the image or this parenthetical to access The Spoilerboard)
The Spoilerboard is curated collection of all the leaks, production art, rumors, and bits of interesting speculation accumulated over the film's production. It's said to contain roughly 90-95% of all the film's story beats and plot points. Should be fun to match what actually happened up with what we thought was going to happen, and to see how true Han's words in this thread's title end up actually being.
NOTE: A lot of you are probably going to try and be helpful by contributing your own tidbits and interesting bits of rumor and speculation you and/or a friend might have stumbled over in the week before the movie opens. While that's absolutely appreciated, know this: Roughly 99.99% of anything ever posted at any particular Star Wars subreddit you've ever subbed to is total bullshit. The Spoilerboard above, while it is guaranteed to have some details wrong, and some misguided speculation in it, is mostly backed up by every single piece of pre-release marketing. Please make sure, if you're going to be helpful, that you're familiar with that document before you link really specious garbage from reddit that directly contradicts that info. Basically: Think before you post, please.
Along those lines: Remember to be considerate, and keep all your Force Awakens spoilers in this thread. Please don't go dragging them out of here and stashing them behind black bars in the |OT| or any other of the roughly 2597 Star Wars threads currently floating around Off-Topic. If you feel the pressing, mighty, Zim-like NEEEEED to help people with the knowledge you have, simply direct them back to this spoiler thread so that these spoilers don't go spilling all over the board and pissing off some of our more sensitive and/or innocent members.
December 14th: Los Angeles World Premiere
December 15th: Preview Screenings:
December 16th: Review Embargo Lifts
December 17th: THE FORCE AWAKENS
To quote a certain scoundrel/smuggler: "Come on, baby, don't let me down."