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Streamer forgets his mom is next to him (Warning: language)

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Kayhan

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Ashby

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tbf that's a weird fucking thing to say whether your mom's next to you or not
 

DiamondDog74

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That's a guy who probably doesn't have a relationship with his mom and now their shy exchanges will become quieter
 

Izuna

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my nephew talks in memes when he plays online ;( i want to tell him to stop, but it's hard to explain...
 
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can someone post what happened in word form please? I can kinda guess but I really don't want to watch how someone play MOBA mouthing off toxic waste to others. I've had enough of that from playing DOTA2 now and then.
 

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can someone post what happened in word form please? I can kinda guess but I really don't want to watch how someone play MOBA mouthing off toxic waste to others. I've had enough of that from playing DOTA2 now and then.

Virgin plays game.

Virgin Dies

Virgin says he's getting his pussy stretched.

Mom looks at virgin in disgust and leaves.
 

Jebusman

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can someone post what happened in word form please? I can kinda guess but I really don't want to watch how someone play MOBA mouthing off toxic waste to others. I've had enough of that from playing DOTA2 now and then.

I mean he's not really mouthing off to other people.

He dies, and in his exasperation exclaims:

My pussy's getting stretched
directly beside his own mother.
 

Alcotholic

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That's really fucking awkward, but hilarious from the third person perspective.
When you try to reason in your mind who would say such a thing, it's really hard to figure out.
 

zeemumu

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I noticed How To Save a Life started playing towards the end of that. Probably fitting for the mom's thoughts.

She began to wonder why she came.
 

Tagyhag

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Ugh, that was cringey.

But it could have been a lot worse, I was expecting a douchebag talking shit about his mom while he thinks she's not there or something.
 

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Yeah, eighth grade, some kid thought he was going to put me on the spot during math class about breaking my finger. The kid shouted from a few aisles away "OMG, what happened to your finger?!!!" Without hesitation I replied "I shoved it up your mom!" Now, the teacher at the front of class heard nothing, but as I turned back to face front, I noticed one of the other teachers standing to my left with her mouth agape.

I was sent to the principal, made to repeat what I had said, and a letter was sent home explaining that I would serve an in-school suspension for foul language. And when that letter arrived home, my parents couldn't just let it go. They just had to know what I said. Then they were disgusted with what I said. Now my parents laugh about it.

I would've been smacked for saying that
 

Nekofrog

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Virgin plays game.

Virgin Dies

Virgin says he's getting his pussy stretched.

Mom looks at virgin in disgust and leaves.

that "virgin" is a pro player for league of legends and makes millions and has probably had more pussy than you could imagine
 

Cow Mengde

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Why are you guys hating on Meteos? Meteos was an amazing puzzle game on the DS by Sakurai.

Then I clicked on the video and realize that was the guy's name.
 
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