Stunning impending ownage . . . I'm so screwed.

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Dali

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aztrex said:
This has gone too far, please stop, honestly it's too much now. Mods, lock this thread.
Whatever dude. You get no sympathy because this thread is:

A)Complete made up bullshit
B)Done solely for attention
C)Both

If this is real then you are getting the attention you so desperately wanted, so you should be happy.

Garcia said:
This is the most hilarious thread since I can't remember which one :lol :lol :lol :lol
I'd say this is the funniest thread since this guy's last cry for attention. See what made that thread so funny was the general idea that he had to suck another man's dick to realize it wasn't for him. I actually can't even type that out without smirking a bit.
 
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Dali said:
Whatever dude. You get no sympathy because this thread is:

A)Complete made up bullshit
B)Done solely for attention
C)Both

If this is real then you are getting the attention you so desperately wanted, so you should be happy.
Listen asshole I didn't think this would end up on fucking Digg for Christ's sake. It was done as a bit of a laugh, not so that you fucks can post it on some other site. But then again, what should I have expected? Right? I take some of the responsibility for this, but in no way was it faked, and in NO way did I want what ended up happening to happen. Why would anyone want that to happen? Think for a second about what's gone on in this thread. Do you think I get off on this? I'm actually a little afraid for my safety at this point. So no, I didn't do this for attention, you douche. I shared this for a laugh, and it backfired, and I'll NEVER do something like this again.
 
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aztrex said:
Listen asshole I didn't think this would end up on fucking Digg for Christ's sake. It was done as a bit of a laugh, not so that you fucks can post it on some other site. But then again, what should I have expected? Right? I take some of the responsibility for this, but in no way was it faked, and in NO way did I want what ended up happening to happen. Why would anyone want that to happen? Think for a second about what's gone on in this thread. Do you think I get off on this? I'm actually a little afraid for my safety at this point. So no, I didn't do this for attention, you douche. I shared this for a laugh, and it backfired, and I'll NEVER do something like this again.
Bitter tears.
 

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aztrex said:
Listen asshole I didn't think this would end up on fucking Digg for Christ's sake. It was done as a bit of a laugh, not so that you fucks can post it on some other site. But then again, what should I have expected? Right? I take some of the responsibility for this, but in no way was it faked, and in NO way did I want what ended up happening to happen. Why would anyone want that to happen? Think for a second about what's gone on in this thread. Do you think I get off on this? I'm actually a little afraid for my safety at this point. So no, I didn't do this for attention, you douche. I shared this for a laugh, and it backfired, and I'll NEVER do something like this again.
It's too late. 4chan and Digg have it now. It is out of GAF's hands.
 

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aztrex said:
Listen asshole I didn't think this would end up on fucking Digg for Christ's sake. It was done as a bit of a laugh, not so that you fucks can post it on some other site. But then again, what should I have expected? Right? I take some of the responsibility for this, but in no way was it faked, and in NO way did I want what ended up happening to happen. Why would anyone want that to happen? Think for a second about what's gone on in this thread. Do you think I get off on this? I'm actually a little afraid for my safety at this point. So no, I didn't do this for attention, you douche. I shared this for a laugh, and it backfired, and I'll NEVER do something like this again.
Hey don't get mad at me. You should have fucking expected it. How often do we see threads of funny shit that happened on some other board? Did you think GAF, a fairly popular board, was immune to this?
 
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aztrex said:
Listen asshole I didn't think this would end up on fucking Digg for Christ's sake. It was done as a bit of a laugh, not so that you fucks can post it on some other site. But then again, what should I have expected? Right? I take some of the responsibility for this, but in no way was it faked, and in NO way did I want what ended up happening to happen. Why would anyone want that to happen? Think for a second about what's gone on in this thread. Do you think I get off on this? I'm actually a little afraid for my safety at this point. So no, I didn't do this for attention, you douche. I shared this for a laugh, and it backfired, and I'll NEVER do something like this again.
Does this mean that you will repost the pic? Please? STOP HIDING YOUR FACE!

Edit: sorry bud.
 
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aztrex said:
So no, I didn't do this for attention, you douche. I shared this for a laugh, and it backfired, and I'll NEVER do something like this again.
Way to contradict yourself there, buddy boy. Here's a tip from me to you: In the future, when you have the urge to post another "laugh inducing" thread, just turn off the computer, grab a coke, and walk away.....
 
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GoutPatrol said:
And I thought this thread would just be shit on after the first few posts...this has become one of the biggest backfires in GAF history.

Aztrex truly is a real Gaf hero. Today we salute you, Mr Post-pics-of-yourself-your-shemale-porn-and-your-girlfriend.
 
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aztrex said:
Listen asshole I didn't think this would end up on fucking Digg for Christ's sake. It was done as a bit of a laugh, not so that you fucks can post it on some other site. But then again, what should I have expected? Right? I take some of the responsibility for this, but in no way was it faked, and in NO way did I want what ended up happening to happen. Why would anyone want that to happen? Think for a second about what's gone on in this thread. Do you think I get off on this? I'm actually a little afraid for my safety at this point. So no, I didn't do this for attention, you douche. I shared this for a laugh, and it backfired, and I'll NEVER do something like this again.
:lol :lol what are you, 10? if you didn't want this, then you DONT POST YOUR PERSONAL LAUNDRY!

but as for the rest of us, we have only this to say:








EPIC THX LOL
 

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this shit is fake as fuck. The youtube comments and that fat forum post just seemed all too planned. FAKE no matter what the OP says. Pathetic.
The fat forum is from a long time ago though. While the OP might be fake, and I think Digg actually found something real
 
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aztrek said:
Listen asshole I didn't think this would end up on fucking Digg for Christ's sake. It was done as a bit of a laugh, not so that you fucks can post it on some other site. But then again, what should I have expected? Right? I take some of the responsibility for this, but in no way was it faked, and in NO way did I want what ended up happening to happen. Why would anyone want that to happen? Think for a second about what's gone on in this thread. Do you think I get off on this? I'm actually a little afraid for my safety at this point. So no, I didn't do this for attention, you douche. I shared this for a laugh, and it backfired, and I'll NEVER do something like this again.
IF this is real (and I have some doubts but I'll go along with this for now) this is the stupidest thing you could have posted. If it was done as a bit of a laugh then what's the problem with Digg and the rest getting a laugh out of it? You said you didn't want the attention but you shared it for a laugh. By sharing something you are automatically assigning attention to yourself.
 
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The only time that I thought it was fake was when i saw the porn folder. NOBODY names their porn folders with something that has to do with porn. I name mine BOOT.INI and shit like that because my girlfriend would throw a little fit.

He might not have anyone to hide it from though.
 
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aztrex said:
Listen asshole I didn't think this would end up on fucking Digg for Christ's sake. It was done as a bit of a laugh, not so that you fucks can post it on some other site. But then again, what should I have expected? Right? I take some of the responsibility for this, but in no way was it faked, and in NO way did I want what ended up happening to happen. Why would anyone want that to happen? Think for a second about what's gone on in this thread. Do you think I get off on this? I'm actually a little afraid for my safety at this point. So no, I didn't do this for attention, you douche. I shared this for a laugh, and it backfired, and I'll NEVER do something like this again.
MELTDOWN TOTAL

Thread becomes even more epic.

:lol
 
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aztrex said:
Listen asshole I didn't think this would end up on fucking Digg for Christ's sake. It was done as a bit of a laugh, not so that you fucks can post it on some other site. But then again, what should I have expected? Right? I take some of the responsibility for this, but in no way was it faked, and in NO way did I want what ended up happening to happen. Why would anyone want that to happen? Think for a second about what's gone on in this thread. Do you think I get off on this? I'm actually a little afraid for my safety at this point. So no, I didn't do this for attention, you douche. I shared this for a laugh, and it backfired, and I'll NEVER do something like this again.
You're my new hero.




Sorry bjork...
 
SpacLock said:
The only time that I thought it was fake was when i saw the porn folder. NOBODY names their porn folders with something that has to do with porn. I name mine BOOT.INI and shit like that because my girlfriend would throw a little fit.

He might not have anyone to hide it from though.
You realize the posts from that personals forum that digg found are from 2 years ago.

The op was probably an attention whoring fake topic but it backfired in such an epic way because of all the shit that got dug up by "the internets lol"
 

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aztrex said:
Listen asshole I didn't think this would end up on fucking Digg for Christ's sake. It was done as a bit of a laugh, not so that you fucks can post it on some other site. But then again, what should I have expected? Right? I take some of the responsibility for this, but in no way was it faked, and in NO way did I want what ended up happening to happen. Why would anyone want that to happen? Think for a second about what's gone on in this thread. Do you think I get off on this? I'm actually a little afraid for my safety at this point. So no, I didn't do this for attention, you douche. I shared this for a laugh, and it backfired, and I'll NEVER do something like this again.

ittl be ok HUGGY BEAR.
 
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MickeyKnox said:
You realize the posts from that personals forum that digg found are from 2 years ago.

The op was probably an attention whoring fake topic but it backfired in such an epic way because of all the shit that got dug up by "the internets lol"
Yeah hahahhaha!

Rules of the Internet:

1. Never post your picture. (outside of services like myspace) Especially on fat chick hookup forums.
 
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