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[Zalman]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

I got some bad news for you, bro.

 

[theprodigy]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

I've got bad news for you

 

[BassForever]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

You're already dead

 

[munchie64]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

Open up.

Spoiler

Although we shouldn't take the leak TOO seriously.

 

[Linkhero1]

Who's gonna provide the chapstick?

 

[Nohar]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

Wow... Well, chances are you are going to need some mouthwash.

 

[DaBoss]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

<PKrockin> if shulk makes it in i want to see this guy get tagged for that
<DaBoss> bookmarking that post now

I hope you're ready for a new tag.

 

[Tripon]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

Man, I hope that I can at least be wined and dined first before we move onto that stage.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

I hope you're ready for a new tag.

He'd never live it down.

 

[Hyperactivity]

I hope you're ready for a new tag.

YES.
Let's go with
"Willing to suck all the dicks"

 

[Linkhero1]

YES.
Let's go with
"Willing to suck all the dicks"

Nah. Has to relate to Smash in some way. That would fit almost any community on GAF.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Nah. Has to relate to Smash in some way. That would fit almost any community on GAF.

"Having Shulk in Smash really blows."

 

[ffdgh]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

Sheesh it's not that serious.

 

[Mr Buddy]

Nah. Has to relate to Smash in some way. That would fit almost any community on GAF.

"Luigi's final smash isn't the only thing that sucks"

 

[Linkhero1]

"Having Shulk in Smash really blows."

"Luigi's final smash isn't the only thing that sucks"

Holy shit. Haha

Love these. Poor Luigi

 

[Tripon]

YES.
Let's go with
"Willing to suck all the dicks"

Kyokfu already has that tag. Although his is Namco/Tales related.

 

[MisterLuffy]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

 

[L Thammy]

That's going to be hell on your knees.

 

[PadWarrior]

I predict a 45 characters roster

 

[Axass]

You guys are too conservative, I like to dream!

Spoiler

48-55 or bust

 

[Riki]

The Heropon would be so overpowered he would put metaknight to shame.

He would definitely have some more unique attacks. Especially compared to Shulk.

Nah. Will be Shulk AND Riki.

Yes

A stand user. But you can swap who the main fighter is. It's brilliant!

 

[Kitoro]

I'm very confident that Dixie Kong will land a spot in the roster. Anyone else believe that Falco will just be another "costume" for Fox, ala Wii Fit Trainer's male trainer? I think that'll be a new trend with a few other characters and their respective clones, as well.

 

[ffdgh]

I'm very confident that Dixie Kong will land a spot in the roster. Anyone else believe that Falco will just be another "costume" for Fox, ala Wii Fit Trainer's male trainer? I think that'll be a new trend with a few other characters and their respective clones, as well.

Nah falco is his own character so that wouldn't make any sense. Now if we're talking about Doctor Mario....

 

[Lunar15]

Is it bad that the most obscure character I secretly want to be in smash is the cat from Mewtroid?

 

[Riki]

Is it bad that the most obscure character I secretly want to be in smash is the cat from Mewtroid?

Alt skin for Samus?

 

[Berordn]

Anyone else believe that Falco will just be another "costume" for Fox, ala Wii Fit Trainer's male trainer? I think that'll be a new trend with a few other characters and their respective clones, as well.

I'm very doubtful of this. All the alternates that we've had so far are variations of the same character - WarioWare Wario & Overalls Wario, Wii Fit Trainers, and Little Mac & Wireframe Mac (if you want to count it as one, anyway). Fox and Falco are very different characters in their respective universes, and in Smash itself the two of them ended up developing different movesets and playstyles.

The only previous Smash character I could see returning as a costume is Dr. Mario, because that's literally just Mario in scrubs.

 

[Ryce]

Anyone else believe that Falco will just be another "costume" for Fox, ala Wii Fit Trainer's male trainer? I think that'll be a new trend with a few other characters and their respective clones, as well.

No, because the name "Wii Fit Trainer" works for both genders. In Wii Fit, the trainer's gender is a selectable option, and they both function exactly alike. Fox and Falco are two completely different characters with their own attacks, taunts, and mannerisms.

 

[Dimitri LH]

I'm very confident that Dixie Kong will land a spot in the roster. Anyone else believe that Falco will just be another "costume" for Fox, ala Wii Fit Trainer's male trainer? I think that'll be a new trend with a few other characters and their respective clones, as well.

Doubtful. There are too many Falco lover out there for that to happen and Sakurai knows what the backlash would be, considering fans have been using him alot since melee.......not sure if he would care though. *stares at Waluigi fans*

Speaking of alts, Cap. Falcon having a James Mcloud alt would be cool beans. (I think its been mentioned here already but im not sure)

Also lol at the "No show Shulk" comment.

 

[Neoriceisgood]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

I see.

 

[R0ckman]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

I bet this guy has an even more ridiculous character request brewing in that bugged out mind.

 

[Sadist]

Nah. Will be Shulk AND Riki.

Yes

Shulk and Reyn damnit

Reyn time all the time!

Edit: haha, oh dear. Hope the guy has a stack of flavoured rubbers ready

 

[SenorArdilla]

Fellatio in the Smash thread? Okay.

 

[Save 'N Quit]

Someone screencap that post.

Needs to be saved for the thread if Shulk is revealed.

 

[clemenx]

Shulk would fucking suck. One of the things I love about Xenoblade is that you can make the game not really about him by not using him.
He's a really dull standard character. I stopped using him as soon as I could.

I'd rather have a giant Bionis/Mechonis joining Ridley as giants lol. I also approve of Riki.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Someone screencap that post.

Needs to be saved for the thread if Shulk is revealed.

Done.

 

[TrueBlue]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

 

[theprodigy]

Someone screencap that post.

Needs to be saved for the thread if Shulk is revealed.

I don't think the mods will let him edit that if Shulk gets revealed lol

 

[Jagsrock]

Hey guys whats going on...

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

 

[Toxi]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

Can we record the video?

 

[L Thammy]

Someone screencap that post.

Needs to be saved for the thread if Shulk is revealed.

 

[Karsticles]

Nah. Has to relate to Smash in some way. That would fit almost any community on GAF.

"Got on his knees for Shulk."

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

"Got on his knees for Shulk."

This is the one.

 

[Gsnap]

Honestly, making a bj bet over shulk not being in Smash4 is a pretty safe bet. The fatal flaw in Shahadan's post is in the wording.

I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

If Shulk ever makes it into any smash game ever.

Not the safest bet...

 

[Hyperactivity]

"Got on his knees for Shulk."

there we go

 

[Neoxon]

I keep seeing people mentioning Shulk. No way he's in. Get real people !
In fact I'm so sure he won't, I'm ready to suck all the dicks available if Shulk ever makes it in Smash.

You realize there's a creditable leak working against you.

Shulk is love, Shulk is life.

 

[L Thammy]

I'm amazed that you guys haven't thought of the obvious.

"Monado Eater"

 

[DisconnectD]

Thread needs more 3DS screenshots.

Your wish is my command and stuff; Some of my favorite 3DS screens from press kit:

*goddamn this screenshot though!*

 

[Axass]

The day Shulk is revealed is gonna be a big blow for him.

 

[Neoxon]

The day Shulk is revealed is gonna be a big blow for him.

Open up.

Spoiler

Although we shouldn't take the leak TOO seriously.

"Having Shulk in Smash really blows."

That's going to be hell on your knees.

"Luigi's final smash isn't the only thing that sucks"

Shulk would fucking suck. One of the things I love about Xenoblade is that you can make the game not really about him by not using him.
He's a really dull standard character. I stopped using him as soon as I could.

I'd rather have a giant Bionis/Mechonis joining Ridley as giants lol. I also approve of Riki.

Shahadan
"It's not going to Shulk itself"

3DS pics are reminding me of how mind blowing this game will look.

Stream monster time! Kappa

"Got on his knees for Shulk."

"I'll blow you away!"

"Shulk getting in really sucks."

 

[DisconnectD]

QUOTE=SuperSah;108770829]Thread needs more 3DS screenshots.[/QUOTE]

Your wish is my command and stuff; Some of my favorite 3DS screens from press kit:

- the atmosphere is topnotch in this version

- dat sunset/ those matching ninja poses

- charizard's air cutting effects..perfect.

- those colors; the light blues of her suit blend perfectly with the midnight blue of the background. Scrumptious!

- adorable pairing and those colors just pop so much here!

- Sheik gonna Sheik/ the fluff effects on 3DS are not shabby at all.

- hmm, wonder what Link is about to unleash if he gets that smashball. Great color contrast as usual!

*goddamn this screenshot though!*

- the primary colors and outlines make this game a visual feast for me.

#TeamThickOutlines or bust