Super Smash Bros Wii U & 3DS Thread 4: New Year, Old Arguments

afoni

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sakurai lied to me and now this happenes

oh well i guess chrom at the end of the month will be good
 

Choppasmith

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That first rumor just came across as really lazy, especially with grammar. Damn.

That second rumor though is interesting. I agree with everyone else. The thing about the Dirk is so crazy it's actually kinda believable.
 

liveman789

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Remember when Sakurai said he'd reveal A PICTURE every weekday? He never said he'd reveal information every weekday. Keep your expectations where they should be, folks.
 

blitzwolf215

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That Stork thing is so out there that I want it to be true. All these rumors are just gonna keep getting worse and worse as the year goes on...can't wait!!!
 

I'M FINISHED!

Um exCUSE me Sakurai but CLEARLY the best choice for Smash Bros would be my fav niche character HOWEVER you are clearly INCOMPETENT and
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Zelda has a fat fetish.
 

I'M FINISHED!

Um exCUSE me Sakurai but CLEARLY the best choice for Smash Bros would be my fav niche character HOWEVER you are clearly INCOMPETENT and
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Wario is her perfect target of affection then. He's been known to save princesses.
Wario would only save Zelda in an attempt to snag the Triforce of Wisdom.
 

Tyeforce

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Mesa, AZ
  • Peach
  • Zelda
  • Samus
  • Wii Fit Trainer
  • Zero Suit Samus
  • Sheik
  • Nana
  • Jigglypuff
  • Pikachu
  • Lucario
Sounds enough.

Also it's all about slash pairing.
If you're counting Pokémon as potentially female characters, you should include Pokémon Trainer's Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard as well. And Pikachu is for sure male because it doesn't have a heart-shaped tail. Also, you forgot Rosalina. :p

Yes, I know you're not serious. I'm just nitpicking, lol.
 

Oblivion

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So...anyone else notice that we're a couple of months away from SSB4 being released and yet we don't even know what the killer features in this one are supposed to be? By this point in time with SSBB, we had heard about SSE and the 36 composers for the game.

But with SSB4, we have diddly squat.