The 12 inch pianist joke... - could you tell me more?

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In the Simpsons episode The Black Widower (#8F20), Krusty is going to tell a joke but he stops because of the content of the joke itself.

This is the quote:

We then go to the reception. Marge is taking some home movies, and asks Krusty to say something funny.
"Gee a joke...oh...umm...oh funny...OK, this guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano, and a 12 inch pianist...Ooh - no, wait! I can't tell that one! Oh-Hoh!"


Here in Italy we have a similar joke (I guess) that makes fun using the similar words pazzo (crazy) and cazzo (penis). The joke is about a genius that makes dreams come true.

I'd like to know what is the joke Krusty is referring.
Thanks! :)
 

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Good thing he didn't make it smaller, or it'd need someone three inches tall to play it.
 

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I want to know what happens in the greatest Itchy and Scratchy episode ever myself actually.
 

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There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later.

So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says,
'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.'

'OK,' says the guy.

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says,
'You have one wish.'

The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.

He tells the barman,
'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.'

The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?'

more or less...
 

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dabookerman said:
I want to know what happens in the greatest Itchy and Scratchy episode ever myself actually.
ROTFL!
I remember it.
When they have problems with the tv right?
And then Krusty says something like "it will be impossible to show something that awesome again in tv..."
 

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Snowball said:
Thanks mate.
As I thought.
But so in english the joke is between the words pianists and penis?
It doens't like they sound similar to me.

Thanks again! :)
A lot of people don't enunciate the 't' in pianist very well, so at that point you're only one syllable away from penis.
 
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