I just found out today that a South Aussie invented cask wine. Brilliant.
As an extra bonus, you know what people in your state just invented?
An Australian restaurant has pushed the boundaries of modern food and created a food mash-up which is being described online as a “red-hot disaster”.
For myself. Australia Day is dead. I emailed BurgerUrge if they would serve the Clive Burger this year and if I should spend the half hour to drive into town.
They wrote no and then wrote me I could instead get this kind of fucking turd burger:
The amount of betrayal I feel can not be described. It feels like a stab in the heart. Not only not serving the Clive, but then taunt me and talk about that veggie turd burger. This is how people get radicalized.
I am a victim. If I am inquiring about the Clive, what fucking universe do you live in if you think that veggie turd would be an adequate substitute?
=== Burger Urge email :
Hi <name witheld>,
Thanks for sending an email.
Unfortunately, no. Not this year.
We have a new LTO burger you might want to try called Herbivore.