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The Australian Politics Thread

Cunth

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"We were so close to beating this thing. So close!!
"The great 'sacrifices' (draconian conditions we forced on you) you made were not enough!
"You must 'sacrifice' far more and for even longer before we can be "free" (haha, see what I did there, you peasant fucks).
"Vote Andrews 2022!!"
the man is responsible for hundreds of unnecessary deaths and will be voted back in for kEePiNG tHe StaTE sAfE
 

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"Sure, this year we've had terrible bushfires, a pandemic and we've totally stuffed the economy, but right now, as Prime Minister of Australia, it's more important for me to be at home and posing for pictures pretending to build a chicken coop like all fair dinkum Aussie blokes do, than to deal with all of that other stuff."




 
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Cato

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This is probably relevant for Schlomo's plan that "gas will save our economy".

What better way to recover from what will be the largest and longest recession in Australia
than by going all-in on doomed mega-projects?
 
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Cato

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Flee your homes, they're no longer safe. It'll be easier to makes arrests too.

What a retard. Just another datapoint that proves we must NEVER open the border for NSW folks.
Permanent hard border to NSW. Permanent border checkpoints. Implement a passport and visa system for visitors.
 
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^ Rupert Murdoch, Alan Jones and Gladys Berejiklian. The Newsouthwales World Order. You can't beat them Cato. They are going to cross the border and take over.
 
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slugbahr

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I've got a feeling shit is going to come crashing down around Daniel fucktard Andrews. Fuck all is changing on the 19th, his going to try and control our Christmas/New Years and now Jenny Mikakos is pushing back.

The motherfucker forces shit on us and businesses within days.
Takes weeks to let people and business know that he'll let us know in a few weeks when things might change.
Takes no responsibility for fucking things up.
Creates arbitrary targets for ambiguous possible positive changes.


Without the federal government providing financial help (some of it underserved), this state would be burning to the ground. Literally.
The motherfucker is a piece of shit scumbag.
He is doing absolutely nothing to get us through this that a blind monkey typing commands on a computer couldn't.

GET FUCKED, ANDREWS!!
GO TO CHINA AND FUCK YOURSELF!!
 

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Just build a permanent wall. New-Queensland as an independent state.
Keep Crime at historically low levels, dont let NSW or VIC bogans get visa to visit QLD.

Travel bubble between the soverign state of QLD and the soverign state of WA.
 
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Just build a permanent wall. New-Queensland as an independent state.
Keep Crime at historically low levels, dont let NSW or VIC bogans get visa to visit QLD.

Travel bubble between the soverign state of QLD and the soverigh state of WA.
No, just build a wall (or four) around Dumfuck Andrews.
Or just throw him in a jail cell that has already been built. Recycling!
 

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NSW needs a fence from all your labor governments
C Thompson, DelLa Bosca and his currupted and violent wife used to be my reps. I fucking voted for them. Never again.

Good thing though, Woy Woy road between Woy Woy And Kariong to get onto the F3, which Della Bosca would be drivven by his chaffeaur was the single most well maintained road in all of regional australia.
A tiny crack in the bitumen near RoyLambTheSandman at the MtWondabyne speed camera and you would have 5 crews out there within hours.

Other side of the F3, in Somesrby, near Australian Reptile Park, where old pacific highway had a small bridge washed away on christmas eve and some family driving off the ramp and everyone died took years and years to fix since NSW and Feds could not decide who should pay to fix the road.

That road was not in daily use by a corrupted labor politician, thats why.
 
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slugbahr

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C Thompson, DelLa Bosca and his currupted and violent wife used to be my reps. I fucking voted for them. Never again.

Good thing though, Woy Woy road between Woy Woy And Kariong to get onto the F3, which Della Bosca would be drivven by his chaffeaur was the single most well maintained road in all of regional australia.
A tiny crack in the bitumen near RoyLambTheSandman at the MtWondabyne speed camera and you would have 5 crews out there within hours.

Other side of the F3, in Somesrby, near Australian Reptile Park, where old pacific highway had a small bridge washed away on christmas eve and some family driving off the ramp and everyone died took years and years to fix since NSW and Feds could not decide who should pay to fix the road.

That road was not in daily use by a corrupted labor politician, thats why.
There's no such thing as a corrupted labour politician.
 

Cunth

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lol transtrenders have been barred by the supreme court from protesting in Sydney against Mark Latham. They've described the decision as an 'outrage'
 

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Travel bubble between the soverign state of QLD and the soverign state of WA.
I will be able to visit Cato, Matt and Clive Palmer all in the same state.
Is Pauline still there? She was trying to run in NSW before. I would like to have some fish and chips, with some pineapple fritters if possible.
 

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Local council elections are on here soon, and I'm noticing a disturbing amount of people when I'm walking around with some fucking socialist party signs in their gardens, on their fences etc. I think I'll be voting for 1 of the like 8 Viet candidates instead. Pretty sure they won't be down with communism

I've got a feeling shit is going to come crashing down around Daniel fucktard Andrews. Fuck all is changing on the 19th, his going to try and control our Christmas/New Years and now Jenny Mikakos is pushing back.

Ya. I've been saying it for a while now but surely...

Sky sent Peta Credlin to his presser today, and she gave him a pretty good grilling about the hotel quarantine shenanigans. She doesn't take his shit like the the msm reporters. Apparently she's heading along tomorrow with some more ammo as well. I'm whatever about the hotel quarantine stuff, but if the end result is he's gone, then fuckin aye.

And vote 1 Peta Credlin if/when she gets back into government
 
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slugbahr

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Local council elections are on here soon, and I'm noticing a disturbing amount of people when I'm walking around with some fucking socialist party signs in their gardens, on their fences etc. I think I'll be voting for 1 of the like 8 Viet candidates instead. Pretty sure they won't be down with communism



Ya. I've been saying it for a while now but surely...

Sky sent Peta Credlin to his presser today, and she gave him a pretty good grilling about the hotel quarantine shenanigans. She doesn't take his shit like the the msm reporters. Apparently she's heading along tomorrow with some more ammo as well. I'm whatever about the hotel quarantine stuff, but if the end result is he's gone, then fuckin aye.

And vote 1 Peta Credlin if/when she gets back into government
If you see any signs with "Fuck off to Russia, you clowns" textad on them, it might've been me.
 

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Are you saying he is a deserving winner??
If he wins, then yes, he's a deserving winner. Just like if Trump wins he'll be a deserving winner. If they lose then they are deserving losers.

News Ltd. seem really desperate to try and bring him down and so far no matter what they do it's failed.

And I can't see the current Vic LNP beating them. They are a total rabble.
 

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If he wins, then yes, he's a deserving winner. Just like if Trump wins he'll be a deserving winner. If they lose then they are deserving losers.

News Ltd. seem really desperate to try and bring him down and so far no matter what they do it's failed.

And I can't see the current Vic LNP beating them. They are a total rabble.
This is assuming he even makes it to the next election. His web of lies has to catch up to him at some point.

And I don't see how anything News Ltd media is doing is worse then the rest of the msm perpetuating fear to spur on Dans agenda. Or ignoring reporting of his lies and fuck ups, to instead tell us that 8 people got a cough today, and now its not looking good to meet his arbitrary, pulled out of his arse, 5 case a day bullshit.

And yeah, i didn't even know who was in the Vic LnP until a few months ago (I usually don't really do politics) but they got my vote in 2022 whatever happens.

If you see any signs with "Fuck off to Russia, you clowns" textad on them, it might've been me.
Heh. I've been thinking about decorating a few around here as well.
 

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Cato

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Labor are trying to make masks mandatory in NSW now too
Yeah, mandatory outside your hose, anywhere in all of victoria.
I hope the cops out in woop-woop gives Billy-Bob a ticket if they find him not wearing a mask when he is spring-plowing the sweet-potato field in his Tractor.
 

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Fucking hell. Especially now that he's shown his arse conclusively during this crisis, who the fuck would keep defending Dan Andrews?
 
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