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[Mariah Carey]

So yeah, if you were even thinking about spending eight bucks or whatever to see this bleakosity, save your money. I hear audiences are booing out loud at this.

Edit: It abruptly ends with text telling you to visit a URL for more footage.

 

[Slime]

Wow, that's so innovative and edgy.

 

[TheSeks]

So, what is the URL OP?

 

[Talon]

Movie wasn't screened for critics. That's really all you need to know.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

.... That's.... That's not really even a movie.

 

[Solo]

So, what is the URL OP?

RedTube

 

[Clegg]

Ubisoft did it first.

 

[Hot Coldman]

RedTube

The whole thing, Solo.

 

[Zabka]

Best thing ever. Pure class.

 

[Beardz]

The whole thing, Solo.

But then who was movie?

 

[Count Dookkake]

I have heard many reports of rage at screenings attended by pals.

 

[Hot Coldman]

But then who was movie?

Go to the URL to find out!

 

[WillyFive]

Yikes. It's like another No Country for Old Men, except without any ridiculous story 'justification' for it.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I would demand a refund and proceed to act a fool.

 

[Tokubetsu]

Yea I read something about audiences being loud and booing it too.

 

[SpacLock]

Maybe you should read reviews before seeing a movie...

"The Devil Inside is a cheap, choppy unscary mess, featuring one of the worst endings in recent memory."

That's at the top of RT.

 

[Centurion]

"you wanna watch the last 10 minutes of the movie?"

"go to shittygimmicks.com"


bitches love gimmicks

brought to you by, tide fabric softener.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Wait what. Well that takes some balls.

Maybe you should read reviews before seeing a movie...

"The Devil Inside is a cheap, choppy unscary mess, featuring one of the worst endings in recent memory."

That's at the top of RT.

Shitty ending is one thing, a link telling you to finish the movie somewhere else is another level entirely.

 

[Salmonax]

But how did you feel when that happened? Was there something... inside?

 

[Fry]

It's like another No Country for Old Men

No fucking way the movie is just as good.

 

[xaosslug]

so when the say the devil inside, they mean his dick because you're fucked?

 

[Ravager61]

Part of me thinks its a cool idea but its also the dumbest thing ive ever heard. Fuck that.

edit: Also, anyone comparing this to the end of Old Country for Old Men is an idiot.

 

[Mariah Carey]

The url is http://www.therossifiles.com

But it's not working for me....

 

[filler]

This may go down as one of the greatest trolls of all time. The url should lead to a rickroll.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Movie wasn't screened for critics. That's really all you need to know.

Not entirely true, they didn't screen a bunch of great 1980s action films for critics and other schlocky fun. It most means they don't expect critics to like it or the movie isn't a genre or type that needs "critical praise" so why waste the money.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

that's pretty fu

GO HERE FOR THE REST OF THIS POST

 

[buy teh haloz]

How long is the movie?

 

[Salmonax]

The url is http://www.therossifiles.com

But it's not working for me....

No doubt part of the experience. Whoever's behind this is clearly the next William Castle.

 

[clearacell]

Spoilers!

 

[brollyman2k]

the movie started out so good too! not sure why they decided to do that at the end

 

[Count Dookkake]

Upon further reflection, this isn't really any worse than the latest trend in films that don't have proper conclusions because they are being marketed as parts of a "saga" or "trilogy."

 

[Red]

the movie started out so good too! not sure why they decided to do that at the end

$$

Hype building sequel opportunity.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

To be honest I dont think I've heard of this movie.

 

[Beardz]

that's pretty fu

GO HERE FOR THE REST OF THIS POST

Are you a wizard?

 

[Dany]

That is so dumb.

 

[WillyFive]

No fucking way the movie is just as good.

Of course not.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

ZOMG SPOILERS !!!1!1!

 

[Hot Coldman]

Upon further reflection, this isn't really any worse than the latest trend in films that don't have proper conclusions because they are being marketed as parts of a "saga" or "trilogy."

Are you trying to say they should have had Samuel L Jackson turn up at the end and hold up the URL on a strip of card?

 

[Bob White]

Knew the movie was a joke when the crazy mom started to sing itsy bitsy spider in the trailer. Fucking cliche bullshit.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Are you trying to say they should have had Samuel L Jackson turn up at the end and hold up the URL on a strip of card?

I haven't seen the film, but that probably would make it better.

Especially if he just started laughing himself into a coughing fit while the credits played, no music.

 

[Culebra 64]

that's pretty fu

GO HERE FOR THE REST OF THIS POST

I....KEPT....CLICKING....

 

[TangMeng]

The worst part is that it's overperforming and will make more than $20 million this weekend.

 

[zeitgeist]

Thank god I don't work at a movie theatre anymore.

 

[SolKane]

I was pretty confused about this title because I interpreted "text" as text message at first. That might actually be kind of cool for a horror movie to do.

 

[WillyFive]

Knew the movie was a joke when the crazy mom started to sing itsy bitsy spider in the trailer. Fucking cliche bullshit.

Yeah, that was terrible.

 

[~Kinggi~]

Epic fucking troll. Money will be made. Bitches will be fucked. Filmmakers will laugh to the bank like jolly fools. yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

I was pretty confused about this title because I interpreted "text" as text message at first. That might actually be kind of cool for a horror movie to do.

That would be awesome. Everyone in the theater rings at once and DIES. Epic.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Class action lawsuit.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Thanks for fucking spoiling it with the title

 

[la flama blanca]

I was pretty confused about this title because I interpreted "text" as text message at first. That might actually be kind of cool for a horror movie to do.

I just spent 10 minutes googling on how it may be possible to send text messages to everyone with a phone within a certain area...god fucking damnit, I should really read these titles right.

 

[BankaiZaraki]

So troll of the year so far...Jericho or this movie?