The hero GAF deserves: GAFman

[RyanardoDaVinci]

Born from the homoerotic depths of the MSPaint Superhero thread: GAFman descends from the skies to dispense glorious justice with his mighty BanHammer!

Superpowers include but are not limited to:

-Super strength
-Flight
-The ability to lock/unlock anything at will
-Sarcasm-sense
-Can bestow and remove Mod powers
-Can recall post history faster than a speeding bullet

Weaknesses:

- Sharp knees
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Feel free to come up with any other powers/weaknesses/enemies/sidekicks etc. Even make your own rendition of GAFman if you don't like this one.

*Disclaimer*

Spoiler

I didn't draw the picture from scratch, I found a great pic of Thor and reworked it to save myself a lot of time. Any future ones I do will be 100% me, though.

 

[The Lamonster]

GAF-MAN is an old meme around here. Search for it and find all the stupid threads about it.


original thread: GAF-MAN: Have you ever slept "inside" a woman?

 

[comedy bomb]

His arch nemesis needs to be some sort of troll

 

[makingmusic476]

Sharp knees are not a weakness!

 

[Divvy]

Not obese enough.

 

[Count Dookkake]

His rogues gallery should include White Knight and Sitter Standman.

 

[WARCOCK]

Banhammer needs more lightning ! good werk!

 

[Esch]

But can he make a fucking pun?

 

[AbsoluteZero]

Weaknesses also include pot and prostitutes.

 

[sonikokaruto]

Needs a basement lair and also needs to be fatter and a ponytail

 

[IcyBlueStrawberry]

Sharp knees are not a weakness!

Tell that to his tailor.

 

[Neuromancer]

Does his alter-ego have a thick, luxurious neckbeard?

 

[lethial]

Who's his main villain, Hype Man?

 

[Blair]

His arch nemesis needs to be some sort of troll

RELEASE THE CHINNER

 

[Divvy]

Instead of lightning, his hammer should expell cheetos dust.

Spoiler

Great work btw!

 

[makingmusic476]

Tell that to his tailor.

Well, in his case, I guess it could be a weakness.

Typically, however...

 

[spiderman123]

Bad games and overused memes are his weaknesses. As for his is arch nemesis, well we all know who it is.

 

[Desmond]

don't forgot his father

bish-man

 

[spindashing]

FUCK YES. I already gave you props in the other thread, but nice job OP!

 

[Enco]

Too much muscle.

Awesome drawing though!

 

[Combichristoffersen]

Who would win in a fight between GAFman and bish?

 

[sixteen-bit]

I thought this was going to be another men's health thread. Slick drawing though!

 

[Atramental]

don't forgot his father

bish-man

 

[Neuromancer]

They say he needs to drink multiple 2 liter bottles of Mountain Dew a day just to survive

 

[spiderman123]

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o god !! HAHAHAHAH

 

[Regulus Tera]

One hammer to ban them all.

 

[lethial]

What about a sidekick? I'm thinking some tight jeans wearing hipster kid?

 

[Momo]

One hammer to ban them all.

One troll to bring them

 

[Dresden]

What about a sidekick? I'm thinking some tight jeans wearing hipster kid?

Clearly that gaf pony.

 

[spindashing]

Don't forget the Arch Nemesis, Sharp Knees (no proper name, yet)!

will a different character do

name her, gaf! also, ideas?

 

[Parallax]

would the white knights be considered enemies?

 

[FunkyPajamas]

would the white knights be considered enemies?

They'll eventually start defending him as well. Just you wait.

 

[Salsa]

GAF-MAN is an old meme around here. Search for it and find all the stupid threads about it.


original thread: GAF-MAN: Have you ever slept "inside" a woman?

duuuuuuude i remember that

 

[Chinner]

i think mr pleb should be the arch-nemesis because whenever i read a thread about him im seriously contemplating suicide.

 

[Neuromancer]

i think mr pleb should be the arch-nemesis because whenever i read a thread about him im seriously contemplating suicide.

This is not a bad idea.

 

[G-Fex]

what have I done?

What have I done?

 

[B!TCH]

What about a sidekick? I'm thinking some tight jeans wearing hipster kid?

His sidekick would be a cat.

What of GAFwoman? Does she even exist?

 

[JoniMahoni]

Weakness: GAF-Man can only fly into the sunset!

 

[(._.)]

who is the super villain ?

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Splendid work.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

i think mr pleb should be the arch-nemesis because whenever i read a thread about him im seriously contemplating suicide.

I think you mean Dr. Pleb. He didn't go all those eons to galactic university just for you to bump him down to Mr.

 

[Atramental]

who is the super villain ?

Girl-AGE

 

[lethial]

Girl-AGE

Don't forget Socializing Man.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Girl-AGE

Circumcision and tipping.

 

[hateradio]

Where's his trusty sidekick, GayGafMan?

 

[spindashing]

He should also have an irrational fear of possums.

 

[(._.)]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Dyack ?

 

[ckohler]

Not obese enough.

I was going to agree however if the Post new pics of yourself thread is any indication, most of GAF is actually pretty fit. Or maybe they're just a vocal minority.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

He should also have an irrational fear of possums.

Irrational fear of religion maybe.

 

[Freshmaker]

Who's his main villain, Hype Man?

Bullshot.