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The Onion vs Babylon Bee

iconmaster

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Oh, that is savage.
 
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desertdroog

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The reason the right has a hard time producing comedy in any capacity (TV, stand up, commentary) is hatred and coded racism isn’t funny. That angle will never result in anything funny.
 

The Shift

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The reason the right has a hard time producing comedy in any capacity (TV, stand up, commentary) is hatred and coded racism isn’t funny. That angle will never result in anything funny.

Dear Ghost:

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Oh My
Mercy (alt: Quite stylish.)
And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're callin' again.
(Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do.)

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The King 👑

...please don't ban me :pie_sad_relieved:
 

llien

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The onion and its not even close. Babylon is the same type of humour that appeals to libtards when it comes to knocking down trump. It's only funny because it makes fun of something you don't like. The Onion is real satire.

I recall that onion (barely watched it though), but from examples in this thread, most is partisanship. (e.g. Netflix Pedo )
On the other hand, so is BB.
 

Raven117

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The onion and its not even close. Babylon is the same type of humour that appeals to libtards when it comes to knocking down trump. It's only funny because it makes fun of something you don't like. The Onion is real satire.

Rosenthal's reviews are absolutely amazing.
 

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1. Womanspreading their throw pillows all over the bed. A key element of toxic femininity is that women assert their dominance over spaces they feel they own, minimizing their man's feelings. The main way they do this is by putting 300 pillows on the bed. It's also a suffocation hazard inciting violence on husbands.

2. Gaslighting you by telling you things are fine when they are not fine. Get out of this toxic relationship!

3. Asking you to get them a water "since you're already up." First it's a water, then they want you to get them a Hot Pocket, then a blanket, and the next thing you know you're driving around at midnight looking for a Baskin-Robbins that's open because she wants a quart of Daquiri Ice right this instant, Kyle! Or whatever your name happens to be.

4. Turning the thermostat on high because they're "cold and it's the middle of winter and it's 20 degrees outside" when there's a perfectly good winter coat and pair of mittens in the closet. A real microaggression.

5. Putting on makeup while driving. Nothing says "I am oppressing all you males with my toxic feminineness" like swerving across four lanes of traffic while she plumps her eyebrows.

6. Driving. Come to think of it, women just driving is pretty toxic, makeup or no.

7. Microaggressing your bathroom space with all her bottles and hairbrushes and essential oils. Men often feel unsafe when women dominate their spaces. When men have only a bottle or two and their wives have 77 different lotions and spices and oils and salts scattered all over the bathroom, it's a sign of white female supremacy.

8. Callously taking up all your time when you're really hungry by making you guess what she wants for dinner when she knows all along what she really wants but she just won't come out and say it for goodness' sake. This is a manipulative tactic used by matriarchal oppressors since caveman times, when cavewomen wouldn't reveal whether they wanted moss or fresh clubbed wooly mammoth for dinner.

Women, stop doing these things if you want to avoid taking part in oppressive matriarchal supremacy. Men, if you see your wife doing these things, stop, assert yourself, and tell her you just don't feel safe around her when she's oozing so much toxic femininity all over the place.
 
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Kazza

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I think the BB are going to have a good next 4 years :messenger_tears_of_joy: (assuming they don't get banned/cancelled along the way):

 
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