I don't disagree. I liked those things to. It would be novel, for a bit. Then no one would care. It would serve to just drive costs up. I get the desire to be different but i don't think this hits the mark
"Yeah, hello, Acme Router Company? Yeah, this is xXxDrizzzztCyborgNinjaxXx and I need a serious router that looks like, well... imagine the cast of the 90's cult classic movie 'Hackers' had a baby with the cast of 2 Fast 2 Furious, then that baby grew up to be a cosplayer. Give me a router that dude would design, but with sharper angles and more random lights and shit on it."