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The Road to PS5: Official Stream

onQ123

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I came here to post this but I was too slow lol
 

DonJorginho

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I present my PS5 Rap.

9.4, whos at the door.
Oh its Mark Cerny, are you ready whores?
I want a TFlop, thats bigger than my cock
I want so many flops, bitch I swear I'll never stop
Show the Specs, Show us your pecs.
I promise I'll be nice, I have lots of sex!
Show us some games, otherwise you're lame.
Show us the price, whilst I eat some rice.
Show me the gpu, so I can say I see through you.
Backwards compat, Sony rocking six packs.
So much fire, I think we're all under attack.
Kamikazes going nuts, oh my god im gonna nut.
I just saw Mark Cernys Butt, now give me that good 9.4 stuff!
Kanye, Cerny, Kojima, I think we got genius fever.
Just please oh please dear Cerny, don't show us fucking FIFA.
I want to see the PS5, I want to forget about Corona.

I just saw the logo, and fuck I got a boner.


insert interlude played by a naked Phil Spencer on a saxophone which is covered in unsold copies of Death Stranding.
 
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Entroyp

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Wooot let’s do this!!!

I hope we get to see a game or two.. after all that’s what the PS brand is all about
 
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Entroyp

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Oh man I have so much work to do and I can’t stay focused at all. C’mon clock hurry up...
 

Shin

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Let me get this straight. They aren’t even promoting it on their blog.... i
That's because a die-hard fan put in the work to get dibs on thread creation.
It will be on the blog in a bit I reckon.