Cheebs said:
Wait wait wait, there is Mario canon now? :lol I don't think it is possible for someone to make a coherent Mario timeline. It just is impossible.
0028 MK
- Baby Mario is born
- Baby Luigi is born
- Baby Koopa is born
- While being transported to their destination home, stork drops baby Mario
- Yoshi's Island begins
0010 MK
- Mario departs home, leaving Luigi to tend to things.
- Mario takes job jumping over barrels thrown by Donkey Kong
- Mario and Luigi have first run in with King Koopa in "Super Mario Bros."
- After Koopa is defeated, he vows revenge.
0009 MK
- Exhausted from the journey to defeat Koopa, Mario falls asleep.
- Mario has a crazy dream in which sprites from the Mario world are pasted into the Doki Doki Panic world.
- Events of "Super Mario Bros. 2"
- When Mario wakes up, he is kidnapped.
0008 MK
- Luigi goes searching for Mario
- "Mario is Missing" begins
- Luigi locates Mario, but to his surprise it was all a trap to send them to an alternate dimension.
- Mario and Luigi are paper thin in this dimension. Alternate dimension Koopa is pretty pissed with this revelation, determined to stop them from ruining this world like they did in the original dimension.
- Events of "Paper Mario" take place
0007 MK
- Events of "Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door" take place.
- Find wishing star again, wish themselves back to original dimension.
0006 MK
- Right away, Koopa kidnaps the princess again and Mario goes to save her. But a huge fucking sword slams through the roof of Koopa castle.
- Events of "Super Mario RPG"
0005 MK
- Mario takes a break and tries to give up the hero business. Tries his hand at teaching math, typing, doctor, construction work and even dancing. Events of "Mario Teaches Typing", "Mario Teaches Math", "Dr Mario" and "DDR Mario" take place. Somehow, Koopa found a way to fuck with all of it. So Mario goes back.
- Koopa has a new plan, so he orders 7 kids from the stork.
- Ludwig, Roy, Morton, Wendy, Iggy, Lemmy and Larry enter the world.
0001 MK
- After Mario re-enters the hero business, Bowser creates a fleet of airships.
- Mario is like 'oh shit', and goes to destroy them. Defeats Koopa kids one by one.
- Events of "Super Mario Bros. 3."
0003 BK
- Events of "Super Mario World"
- As a favour to Yoshi for helping out, they treat Yoshi to a Safari and also to cookies. "Yoshi's Cookies" and "Yoshi Safari" occur
- Mario calls up Nintendo and gets Yoshi a contract for "Yoshi's Story".
- Koopa tries to go legit, creating family friendly hotels all around the land
0005 BK
- After getting into a drunken argument with Luigi, Mario swears Koopa is doing evil again and goes to shut down his hotels.
- Events of "Hotel Mario"
- Koopa swears off doing good, and vows revenge on the Mario Bros. once again.
0006 BK
- After using a 3D ray on all the world which turns everything into 3D, Bowser takes over Peach's Castle.
- Mario is invited to a party, but it's just a trap. Events of "Mario 64"
- After the party is saved (and turned into a neverending game series, "Mario Party"), Princess Peach sets up a series of sports tournaments around the mushroom kingdom.
0007 BK
- "Mario Golf" tournaments occurs
- "Mario 3 on 3 Basketball" tournaments occurs
- "Mario Kart" tournaments occurs
- "Mario Tennis" tournament occurs
- "Mario Baseball" tournament occurs
0008 BK
- Luigi is jealous that every sports tournament is named after his brother, so after he hears he has won a free mansion he goes off to live alone.
- But the mansion is filled with ghosts, and he has to suck that shit away.
- Events of "Luigi's Mansion"
- Luigi is still pissed.
- Mario is starting to get pretty egotistical, and makes some offhanded comment about how platforming is a mans job. Not fit for girls. Peach storms off, starring in "Super Princess Peach"
0009 BK
- When Peach comes back, and Luigi comes back... they're still angry. Mario is angry everyone left him without anything to do. Some Nintendo characters are furious that Nintendo went carts for N64. Koopa is pissed at everything.
- "Super Smash Bros." occurs. Everyone agrees the fighting calms some nerves. They should do it again sometime.
0010 BK
- And so they do it again, the following year. "Smash Bros. Melee" occurs.
0012 BK
- Mario agrees that it's time to take a vacation. They fly to a beautiful island, except Bowser is back again. No break. Events of "Super Mario Sunshine"
0014 BK
- Mario learns of a time machine, which he thinks he could use to stop Koopa from ever coming to be. He uses it, but unfortunately he and Luigi are sent reeling throughout time.
- Events of "Mario in Time"
- At the end, Koopa damages their time machine and Mario and Luigi awake in Brooklyn, 1992.
0015 BK
- They become actual plumbers, and fight bowser and save peach again. "Mario Bros. The Movie" occurs