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Kamina

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He is saying your phone doesn’t have a high enough resolution. Using iPhone here. Can just about make out the toilet roll put on backwards like the monster she is.
Which is nonsense. Trying to look at a low res image on a high res phone will still depict a low res image.
I am using an iPhone X too.

Anyway, I will now proceed to turn all toilet paper rolls backwards from now on. :messenger_angry:
 
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Scopa

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Which is nonsense. Trying to look at a low res image on a high res phone will still depict a low res image.
I am using an iPhone X too.

Anyway, I will now proceed to turn all toilet paper rolls backwards from now on. :messenger_angry:
‘Twas a joke, my friend. (y)


He dated that pornstar remember? She fucked a lot of black guys.
I vaguely remember something like that. I’m still finding it difficult to parse those sentences. Maybe I’m too old to understand Chan-speak? Lol.
 
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brap

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I vaguely remember something like that. I’m still finding it difficult to parse those sentences. Maybe I’m too old to understand Chan-speak? Lol.
It's written out like the snake copypasta which is pretty accurate to how he talks when he's excited. The owen hart (RIP) thing is a wrestling reference. Owen Hart was a white guy who joined the nation of domination which was a black power group from africa. That's all fake wrestling stuff btw not real life. Oh and Dan actually got to see owen plummet to this death. Fucking crazy.
OOOOOOH DREW THIS IS GONNA BE SO GREAT. THROW THE SNAKE DREW. DO IT. HAHAHA. DO IT. . . . WHAT ARE YOU? OH WAIT YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR CAMO- OH THATS WHAT YOU'RE DOING HAHA OK SORRY. ALRIGHT THROW THE SNAKE DREW, THROW IT. THROW IT. LOB IT LIKE A GRE- WHAT ARE YOU DO- OH YEAH THE DOG. YES YES, I GOT YOU SORRY. HAHAHAHA HERE IT COMES. THROW THE SNAKE DREW. THROW THE SNAKE. SELECT THE BOXED SNAKE. GO FIRST PERSON. AIM IT LIKE FIRST PERSON.
YES. YES. HERE WE GO. THROW THE SNAKE. THROW THE SNAKE... HAHAHAHA... THIS IS GONNA BE SO COOL. SUPER SPY SNAKE THROWING SNAKES.
DUDE. SNAKE THROWING ON THE BATTLEFIELD L M A O.
OH HERE IT COMES. HERE IT COMES. HAHAHAHAHAHA. FUUUUUuuUUUUUUUuuuuuUUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUUUuuuuuuUUCK YooooOOOOOooooOOOOOOuuuuuuUUUUUUU.

>Nothing happens, the guard just stomps on the snake and kills it

Hehehe... Huhuh... Ah... Haha... Cool....
 
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It doesn't autoplay so I didn't contain it within a spoiler tag. Will do if need be.
Limmy made having a wank entertaining without even resorting to pretending to finger his butt. He’s a better man than me.
 

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Yes. I'm toying with your political affiliation.

I will now swing you back.

Haha. That reminds me of a meme I saw a while back that said something like "then" with a drawing of a big black dick and "now" with a drawing of a small white one.

Couldn't find it but my search history is now littered with variations of obama trump penis.
 
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