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CyberPanda

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That can't be real.
Managed to survive a full month with a broken back without any food by drinking his own urine?

How did he get the urine in his mouth with a broken back? Must have an absolute monster python cock to piss straight into his mouth while laying on his back with a flacid dick. Humans can survive on just piss for a month?
Yea, you can survive your piss. We should all do a GAF experiment. @Cunth can start first.
 

Tesseract

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That can't be real.
Managed to survive a full month with a broken back without any food by drinking his own urine?

How did he get the urine in his mouth with a broken back? Must have an absolute monster python cock to piss straight into his mouth while laying on his back with a flacid dick. Humans can survive on just piss for a month?
i'd like to nominate this post for some kinda greatness award, possibly a unique achievement or title

so many important questions asked, we must search for the answers
 
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Geki-D

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That can't be real.
Managed to survive a full month with a broken back without any food by drinking his own urine?

How did he get the urine in his mouth with a broken back? Must have an absolute monster python cock to piss straight into his mouth while laying on his back with a flacid dick. Humans can survive on just piss for a month?
Not to mention the fact that very quickly your body would have used up all of the excess water in your piss in till it's mostly just toxic uric acid and body waste. If this was possible we've have the solution to Earth's water shortages as apparently you can drink piss, piss it out and just drink it again forever.

Also Bears can't drag people in Russian because they are in fact bears that don't only not speak Russian but also are incapable of speaking any human language.
 
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niveaformen

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That can't be real.
Managed to survive a full month with a broken back without any food by drinking his own urine?

How did he get the urine in his mouth with a broken back? Must have an absolute monster python cock to piss straight into his mouth while laying on his back with a flacid dick. Humans can survive on just piss for a month?
watch out Danny D!