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[cosmicblizzard]

Searched and couldn't find anything.

Learned about this on the Going Nintendo site. Like the name suggests, it randomly generates names for video games. I've spent way too much time on the site already. The results have mostly been hillarious.

Check it out for yourself.

And feel free to photoshop some actual boxart for whatever you get. Somethingawful did it a little while ago which made for some really funny boxart. You can check it out here and here.

Here are some of my favorites:

 

[Fox318]

Tom Clancy's Badminton Baseball

make it happen Ubisoft... make it happen.

 

[Buttonbasher]

"Save Yourself from the Porn Zone"

Yep.

 

[Forkball]

Alien Ghost Horror

Sounds like a Wii game.

 

[John]

Interstellar Porn Runner

make it happen Ubisoft... make it happen.

 

[Foxix Von]

Guitar Bow Hunter vs. The Space Mutants

Holy shit.

VQ

 

[Doodlebug]

Hitler's Raccoon Detective sounds interesting.

 

[skyboost]

Romantic Shadow in my Pocket....

Beautiful! :lol

 

[Alex Connolly]

NBA Grizzly Bear - Limited Edition and John Romero's Business Rampage are two games now on my most-anticipated list. I imagine JRBR is the sequel to Daikatana. Thus, do want.

 

[JCX]

Dynamite Hobo- The Quickening

 

[Darkpen]

Prehistoric Helicopter Deluxe

Trendy Janitor in the Dark lol)

Save Yourself from the Bedtime Operatives lol :lol)

Mickey's Boxing Playhouse

Hidden Amish XXX lol :lol :lol)

 

[Drkirby]

Samba de Internet Kombat

Romantic Computer of Death

 

[rainking187]

Invisible Theme Park Syndrome

That's...huh?

 

[rexor0717]

Tony Hawk's Nudist Heroes

 

[Kandrick]

Samurai Jetski Anarchy


Sounds awesome. :lol

 

[HUELEN10]

Return of the Rollerball on Wheels
Galactic Dog in Space
God of Skate Maxx
Action Hitman Hero
Brain-Damaged UFO - The Card Game

WHOA :lol

 

[Stitch]

All-Night Shark Boxing :O

 

[Alex Connolly]

Invisible Theme Park Syndrome

That's...huh?

I think it's especially relevant in the age of the real estate bust. Just think how many tycoons are left standing there on their vacant block of once-were dreams.

 

[KillerAJD]

Unstoppable Biplane Annihilation....:lol
WWII Bobsled in the Desert - lmao

WWII Breakdancing in the Magic Kingdom.....WAIT A SECOND!

 

[Drkirby]

The Hunt For the Golf Tournament

Sounds like it could be a fairly good action game laced with slap stick comedy.

The Unforgettable Carnival of Death

Sounds like a Professor Layton Rip Off.

 

[HUELEN10]

All-Night Shark Boxing :O

Nothing can top this, let's all go home.

 

[____]

Primal Sex Planet?

WTF?

 

[Kandrick]

Internet Alien Police :lol

Guitar Sunshine Stars

Do it Activision.

 

[Darkpen]

Legacy of Batman Jam :lol

Stealth Florist in the Bayou :lol :lol

Indiana Jones and the Transvestite Combat :lol :lol :lol

 

[Scythesurge]

That site is pure gold :lol

Though I'm not sure where the database gets some of its words...

 

[Alex Connolly]

All-Night Shark Boxing :O

Finally, a game version! Man, if this ain't the hottest underground sport out there. Hopefully this puts the spotlight on the best competitive action this side of Inbred Landmine Riders.

 

[Irnbru]

Dirty Music - Total War

Hell Yes.

Edit: Post-Apocalyptic Jungle - Hot Pursuit

Sounds like Fallout, but in a jungle and with cars.

 

[Kandrick]

Nihilistic Pokemon from Outer Space

:lol :lol

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Hillbilly Bandicoot Dance Party*
Panzer Hamster Gold*
Psychedelic Drug-Dealing in Busytown
Explosive Cardboard Dudes*
Celtic Rugby in the Hood
Jackie Chan's Werewolf Machine**
Final Fantasy Speed Slam
Insane Punching - 2nd Impact*

*Sounds like an actual game from the PSX/Saturn/N64 era
**Is the best title ever

 

[inner-G]

Italian Boxing Jihad

*edit*
Rushing Furry Island :lol :lol

 

[CultureClearance]

Awesome Shotgun Superstar

That's odd, I thought it was a video game name generator not a psychic.


Only one problem with this site, every game doesn't end in a number.

 

[Grady Durden]

"Everybody Loves the Bubble of the Dead"

lolz

 

[bernardobri]

Middle-Eastern Flatulence - The Movie :lol

 

[lupin23rd]

SAMURAI MONKEY FACTORY

I can't believe this doesn't exist yet.

Edit: I'm pretty sure SUPER SAILBOAT PIMPS needs to exist as well.

 

[HUELEN10]

The next thing you get, you have to make a boxart on! Let me refresh and...

Unholy Tricycle Academy

See you within the hour!

 

[Hank The Tank]

Morbidly Obese Cooking Expert, Satan's Gimp Armageddon and Mexican Golf Overlords. It's imperative that I play these games as soon as possible.

 

[Monocle]

Flamboyant Military Gone Wild
Elite Shaving Project
Electric Police Choreographer
Wooden Yak Bloodbath
Profane Weight Loss Rebellion
Nihilistic Ping Pong Tactics

I would buy all of these.

 

[Darkpen]

Inappropriate Zombie Nightmare :lol

Sounds like a L4D mod or machinima video :lol

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Virtual Gun Babies
Retro Manlove Offensive

so halo and super smash brothers

 

[Kandrick]

Quiet Hobo vs. The Space Mutants

:lol :lol

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Jackie Chan's Werewolf Machine

Seriously, I am daring all of NeoGAF to come up with a better title and/or concept for a game than JACKIE CHAN'S WEREWOLF MACHINE.

 

[Fox318]

Generic Booty - The Card Game

Someone tell the guy from the yugioh thread that we have a cure.

Seriously, I am daring all of NeoGAF to come up with a better title and/or concept for a game than JACKIE CHAN'S WEREWOLF MACHINE.

Hitler's Kung-fu Trivia

 

[JDSN]

Luigi's Graveyard Blast

Amazing that the title does a pretty good job describing an actual game. :lol

I hope the word edge is not in there, otherwise they are gonna get used.

Edit: Bling Bling Bedtime Pimps HOLY SHIT

 

[Grady Durden]

Virtual Gun Babies
Retro Manlove Offensive

so halo and super smash brothers

ha ha

Spoiler

blasphemer

 

[inner-G]

Final Fantasy Pony Farmer

 

[THE Caffeinated]

Charlie Brown Banana Enforcer.

 

[Meadows]

Cyborg Gimp Takedown
BudgetSoft Presents: NASCAR - Total War

 

[Fox318]

God the more I dig through the better they get....

Super Manlove X

Amish Shaving Creator

 

[SirPenguin]

"Escape from the Pokemon slaughter"

...

fuck

 

[Niks]

The Great Manlove Enforcer

wat?
:lol