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lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

THIS HORRIBLE GAME DOES NOT REPRESENT ITALIAN DEVELOPERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfvJe70fJAI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7ngaLVM71o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kWpQkrZGdM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4KdcRHoXOA

Matrix Gameplay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFD-5gUxQrI

DAWNLOAD (yes dAwnload) it here to play it [New link! the exe could not work]

If you want to enjoy the full experience you can play it, only 500mb lol

Maybe Navarro could make a review

How To play (translation of the official site instructions):

-dAwnload the game
-unzip the .rar archive
-double click on UDK-install.exe
-Install it
-Start the software, in settings set time limit on"0" and respawn on "yes"
-Select Map and select "Map A" from the list.
-Select "Start Game"

Gioventù Ribelle is a game developed by a never seen before software house for a project of the Italian government to celebrate Italy 150° Anniversary.

The game was announced months ago and was supposed to have some historical and didactical features.

what we got:
The actual games is a Unreal Development Kit FPS, with the standard menùs,audio,no ai,texture missing, a lot of bugs etc..

If you kill some soldiers you can heard "KILLING SPREE!!!"

No historial features neither didactical have been found in the game yet.

So if you want to play it and you have crysis style system requirements, just dAwnload it.

Stay Tuned on June 2nd and September 20 for Episode 2 and Epidose 3 of the game (yes it's official)

Italian President of the Republic (age 85) "watching the game"

Alexios · Mar 19, 2011

Lol. Government funds paid for this? How much?

Haunted · Mar 19, 2011

I've seen worse.

lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

Alextended said:
Lol. Government funds paid for this? How much?

they said it was made for free.

:lol:

@haunted: you should play it to get the full experience.

is there any way to incorporate youtube videos?

Data West · Mar 19, 2011

worst game ever

nothing is worse than cosmic race

Orobi · Mar 19, 2011

It reminds me Outlaws for PC (1997). :\

Alexios · Mar 19, 2011

Well ok, if they didn't ask for money, the result makes some sense. It's still fucking embarassing however. Why did they release it at all? Why did they show it off to that president dude? Is there press around it? You guys should use its awfulness to educate the public about actual good games and what it could have been, yet isn't... It just misrepresents the medium so much, when something supposed to be historical and educational ends up being a shitty fragfest that isn't even fun... Wtf...

If they ever make a Greek one like this (they won't) they should get Taleworlds to make a quick Mount&Blade total conversion with ancient Greek city states and myths and history blended into quest setups and lord relations... Would buy. Chariots!

kamorra · Mar 19, 2011

This is not Rise of the Robots.

Dresden · Mar 19, 2011

I don't see the problem here. That pistol fires laser bullets.

lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

Alextended said:
Well ok, if they didn't ask for money, the result makes some sense. It's still fucking embarassing however. Why did they release it at all? Why did they show it off to that president dude? Is there press around it? You guys should use its awfulness to educate the public about actual good games and what it could have been, yet isn't... It just misrepresents the medium so much, when something supposed to be historical and educational ends up being a shitty fragfest that isn't even fun... Wtf...

the game is ufficially released, this is only the first episode. yeah it's free.

play it

The loading Screen:

Soleil rouge · Mar 19, 2011

From the Youtube comments:

"In reality, it's all a subtle allegory of the modern Italian situation." LOL

lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

Soleil rouge said:
From the Youtube comments:

"In reality, it's all a subtle allegory of the modern Italian situation." LOL

he's right.

Soleil rouge · Mar 19, 2011

lefantome said:
thos guys who made the game are fighting for years for the videogame medium status on the society.

ROTFL.

The loading Screen: http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu35/Karat45/UDK2011-03-1800-45-09-04.jpg

I'm dying here, LOL. Che disastro!

N4Us · Mar 19, 2011

You can't walk through walls. Just by that alone it's a little better than Big Rigs.

Still hilariously bad looking, though. I liked it when he shot the guys who were standing guard and ignoring him.

stilgar · Mar 19, 2011

Orobi said:
It reminds me Outlaws for PC (1997). :\

Which was pretty awesome!

industrian · Mar 19, 2011

Soleil rouge said:
From the Youtube comments:

"In reality, it's all a subtle allegory of the modern Italian situation." LOL

There's a sex mini-game?

ymmv · Mar 19, 2011

FIRST BLOOD!

KILLING SPREE!

Gravijah · Mar 19, 2011

kamorra said:
This is not Rise of the Robots.

As shitty as that game was, at least it had good music.

lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

N4Us said:
You can't walk through walls. Just by that alone it's a little better than Big Rigs.

Still hilariously bad looking, though. I liked it when he shot the guys who were standing guard and ignoring him.

No we can. try it.

It loads all the new map segment all at one time and sometimes the characters falls or we had to wait for the loading (without a loadin screen)

Salazar · Mar 19, 2011

Is that a hammered copper texture on the tunnel walls ?

maniac-kun · Mar 19, 2011

I liked it a little until the braindead soldiers appeared.

lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

Salazar said:
Is that a hammered copper texture on the tunnel walls ?

no it's twix chocolate

akachan ningen · Mar 19, 2011

Salazar said:
Is that a hammered copper texture on the tunnel walls ?

it's a copper mine, what's the problem? I see nothing wrong with this game.

Hilfemaster · Mar 19, 2011

AshMcCool · Mar 19, 2011

Italian Goverment, huh? So can you have sex with underage girls in this game?

Someone got to say it

Kikujiro · Mar 19, 2011

This is how we do things in Italy.

Barberetti · Mar 19, 2011

Dresden said:
I don't see the problem here. That pistol fires laser bullets.

*downloading*

lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

akachan ningen said:
it's a copper mine, what's the problem? I see nothing wrong with this game.

lol

try to play it.

As the game want to be historical accurate, there aren't copper mines under rome.
But there are catacombs and there is no copper.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/Catacombe.jpg/800px-Catacombe.jpg

olimpia84 · Mar 19, 2011

Bebe's Kid is still the worst game ever made, but yeah, this shit is awful too.

Igor Antunov · Mar 19, 2011

Well, Italy had a good run.

Mt Heart Attack · Mar 19, 2011

Mm that tunnel looks tasty.

P90 · Mar 19, 2011

This is probably the worst game ever:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Unlimited_Saga_cover.jpg

Jeff Albertson · Mar 19, 2011

I'd rather play this than Superman 64 anyday

FoxSpirit · Mar 19, 2011

I was robbed!!

I came here looking for something hilariously broken, instead of just having a big turd. Bah, this ain't no Big Rigs at all. Bad? Sure. Horrible? Yes. Big Rigs? No way.

Jeff Albertson said:
I'd rather play this than Superman 64 anyday

There is an ongoing LetsPlay of that game, it's so very, very bad. Fortunately the player still handles it like a champ. Go watch it.

Barberetti · Mar 19, 2011

Yeah ...

*Goes back to playing Minecraft*

lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

Barberetti said:
Yeah ...

*Goes back to playing Minecraft*

ehm only map A work, you had to select this map before playing the game.

I'm going to trnaslate the instructions

Barberetti · Mar 19, 2011

lefantome said:
ehm only map A work, you had to select this map before playing the game.

I'm going to trnaslate the instructions

Ah right, gotcha. Yeah, just got it running

Edit: Hmm .. might have to play this when I'm more awake. Where are the options lol?

Edit 2: Nevermind, found the ini file. For anyone who wants to know, it's the UDKInput.ini file in the \UDKGame\Config directory.

Noisepurge · Mar 19, 2011

yeah well you can't compare this to Big Rigs because that was a retail game, this is just comparable to a free mod of Unreal. Looks funny though

Bliddo · Mar 19, 2011

Great time for being italian, now, if you'll excuse me, I'll hide under this rock.

Scuba Steve · Mar 19, 2011

That game came out in 2008

Santerestil · Mar 19, 2011

This... thing is a part of one of the various initiative to celebrate the 150 years of the Italian State. So this is the motive poor Napolitano has going to see it.

More specifically, this multimedial project was founded by the Ministress of Youth, Giorgia Meloni:

I smell a potential fabulous avatar in this image.

Theman2k · Mar 19, 2011

Scuba Steve said:
That game came out in 2008

DUDE...

Joe Molotov · Mar 19, 2011

I'd like to see her Melonies, if you know what I mean.

Momo · Mar 19, 2011

kamorra said:
This is not Rise of the Robots.

.

P90 said:
This is probably the worst game ever:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Unlimited_Saga_cover.jpg

Never.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1yLsXmtyKc

Barberetti · Mar 19, 2011

lefantome said:
no it's twix chocolate

You weren't kidding lol

dark10x · Mar 19, 2011

Not quite as funny as Gods and Generals, I have to be honest.

witchedwiz · Mar 19, 2011

Kikujiro said:
This is how we do things in Italy.

we kiku

(you're kikujiro from rpgeye rite? XD)
that being said, yeah this game looks like pure shit, if they got even a penny off it from italian government, I'd feel pissed off :|

lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

Barberetti said:
Ah right, gotcha. Yeah, just got it running

Edit: Hmm .. might have to play this when I'm more awake. Where are the options lol?

you mean in game options? there are no options.

you can't change resolution as fai I've seen. lol

vocab · Mar 19, 2011

Honestly. That magnum is fucking amazing. The sound it makes is too god damn good. Sadly no gibs

Sportbilly · Mar 19, 2011

Is it balanced for lean?

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