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[brap]

Videos of grown men with hard dicks doing dick exercises... WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS SHIT ALLOWED???

 

[haxan7]

look at them dicks

 

[Bullet Club]

Videos of grown men with hard dicks doing dick exercises... WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS SHIT ALLOWED???

How many of them did you watch?

 

[Bullet Club]

If you're bored, search for these on YT:

Educational Anal Bleaching Seminar Q & A With Live Demo

Laser Hair Removal Brazilian Full Demo training

 

[brap]

How many of them did you watch?

Part of one to see if it was real. Looked painful too.

 

[haxan7]

If you're bored, search for these on YT:

Educational Anal Bleaching Seminar Q & A With Live Demo

Laser Hair Removal Brazilian Full Demo training

I wanna open an anal bleaching salon!

 

[Bullet Club]

I wanna open an anal bleaching salon!

I wonder how much being the bleachee in a anal bleaching demo pays?

$20 and a pink bumhole for free, that's a good deal!

 

[haxan7]

I wonder how much being the bleachee in a anal bleaching demo pays?

$20 and a pink bumhole for free, that's a good deal!

Dunno but I bet it’s free to get done by a bleacher in training.

 

[Rentahamster]

Pffft, that's not even the best dick exercise you can do.

 

[triplestation]

Some fishing weights and some yarn is all you need

 

[GymWolf]

The only dick exercise i saw was in tenacious D movie...

 

[Mista]

Dick exercise does what exactly? Makes the tip muscular?

 

[King of Foxes]

Eden Mama - Hand express

thank me later brap

 

[Rentahamster]

Some fishing weights and some yarn is all you need

Gotta be careful of cutting off too much circulation to the head for a long period of time though.

Dick exercise does what exactly? Makes the tip muscular?

Makes your dick bigger.

 

[haxan7]

I read about jelqing years ago. I believe it damages or can damage your dick.

I'm not personally willing to trade in a slightly bigger dick for a dick with potentially reduced functioning for the rest of my life.

Just look at what they're doing in those vids (I did). Some of them are violently bending their erect cocks. That's the extreme end, but even the regular stretching shit doesn't look like something I'd want to do.

 

[Mista]

Makes your dick bigger.

Hmmm is this for real or just another bollocks to make the unconfident a bit confident?

 

[Rentahamster]

Hmmm is this for real or just another bollocks to make the unconfident a bit confident?

It can work, but there haven't been any studies that tackle the subject. If you do it wrong, there is a high chance of injury, and the results are slow and the time commitment is long, so most people give up before anything happens.

 

[DESTROYA]

It can work, but there haven't been any studies that tackle the subject. If you do it wrong, there is a high chance of injury, and the results are slow and the time commitment is long, so most people give up before anything happens.

Seems you and brap looked into it pretty deeply.

 

[Rentahamster]

Seems you and brap looked into it pretty deeply.

Very deeply.

 

[kingwingin]

I read that it just makes your dick longer but thinner, like rolling out a peice of dough

 

[Ar¢tos]

I went to watch one of the videos because of this thread and instantly regret it!
The guy was ugly and the atrocities he was doing to his dick made be very uncomfortable.
That shit must hurt a lot!
He was bending his erect dick over a metal rod, really forcing it.

 

[Bigrx1]

Dick exercise does what exactly? Makes the tip muscular?

Yeah, if you do it enough you get like this jacked/buff dick head

 

[Fushitsusha]

Your dick is gonna fall off.

 

[triplestation]

anybody in their right mind who takes jelqing seriously deserves what they get

 

[Rentahamster]

anybody in their right mind who takes jelqing seriously deserves what they get

There's better exercises out there anyway

 

[Mista]

Yeah, if you do it enough you get like this jacked/buff dick head

So it turns into a mushroom? No thanks

 

[womfalcs3]

I don't want to throw off my YouTube recommendations by watching.

 

[Bigrx1]

So it turns into a mushroom? No thanks

I was just kidding it’s to make your dick longer by gradually stretching it out over time apparently. Like over the course of YEARS doing it every day.

 

[Insane Metal]

Very deeply.

Into each other?

 

[Rentahamster]

Into each other?

I'm deep dicking girls. I dunno what the rest of y'all are into but it's cool.

 

[ScarletSpider]

I’m fine with my aggressively average junk, thanks

 

[brap]

AND THERE'S FUCKING PENIS PUMP VIDEOS ON THERE TOO WTF YOUTUBE

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Videos of grown men with hard dicks doing dick exercises... WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS SHIT ALLOWED???

This was on British TV many years ago!

You just found out the secret to Big Dicks now!??!!

 

[MetalAlien]

I don't know if it's still there but there used to be a whole channel devoted to a woman filming herself breast feeding her clearly too old to be breast feeding kids. Plus of course the entire wing of youtube devoted to underage hot yoga which is hopefully deleted by now but I am not going to go find out.