Think I pulled a muscle trying to fart

[brokenbeans]

Was lay in bed last night watching the football as you do, I had that feeling that I needed to fart so I thought I'd give it an extra push, first time nothing happened so gave it another go and felt pulled muscle type pain in my lower pelvis after I finally farted.

Looking for a diagnosis as google is telling me all kinds of nonsense, though I did read a funny story about a guy that gave himself whiplash when he farted which made me chuckle (hurts when I do that)

I'm not going in to work because any slight movement hurts like I've done a thousand sit-ups.

Got a hot water bottle on said area just above groin.

This happen to you guys or anything similar?

 

[blame space]

you have appendicitis

 

[hughesta]

this is why I come to this website

 

[Jubbe]

Ow my finger!

 

[UraMallas]

you have appendicitis

Possibly, honestly.

Hernia?

 

[1upsuper]

That'll learn ya

Spoiler

go to a doctor if it's really bad

 

[rjinaz]

It's not a hernia is it? But seriously your username and this thread...

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Hope it's not a hernia, OP.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Better than a shart

 

[Reversed]

go to a doctor.

perhaps a proctologist would help.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Blocked up? Have some prune juice

 

[BlueTsunami]

Your fart shifted deeper into your body

 

[ModBot]

thanks for this critical update.