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[Willco]

If one of you lanky, wide-eyed Canadian scoundrels do not have poutine on my doorstep or find a place that serves poutine within five miles or forcefully take me out to eat it within 21 days, then all Canadian (and Earth) born GAF'ers must accept that poutine sucks and I will never eat it.

Case closed.

 

[AlanHemberger]

Willco for pres?

 

[Solo]

You can't stop the poutine. You will consume it, and then it will consume your soul.

 

[Willco]

You can't stop the poutine. You will consume it, and then it will consume your soul.

You got twenty-one days, Solo. And then the poutine stops.

Forever.

 

[Solo]

Poutine transcends time and space. Poutine is eternal. Poutine is an ideal. Poutine is a way of life. GAF am poutine!

 

[TheOMan]

Dude - I need more time. I was supposed to go out your way back in May, but unfortunately client issues kept me here. SWEET FANCY MOSES SOMEBODY FORCEFEED HIM POUTINE!

Edit: Oh YEAH - you owe me a favour Willco. Don't think I've forgotten. (Also notice I spelled favour the *Canadian* way? GO CANADA)

 

[Solo]

VIVE LA POUTINE!

 

[TheOMan]

I won some cash at poker on Monday night, I can front some for your gas Willco. I believe -jinx- said he would take you man. How far is Monrovia from where you are again? 20 miles?

 

[koam]

I thought poutine was restricted to Quebec only with only some other rare places in canada that also serve it. Poutine rocks, I don't get why it isn't widespread.

 

[negitoro7]

Somebody give him a home-made recipe.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[AlanHemberger]

"Where you boys headed?"

"Over the border to get some french fries and gravy, sir."

"Canada, eh? Almost made it."

Spoiler

CANDY BARS

 

[Matrix]

America hates you for posting poutine pics Dm.

 

[itschris]

I thought poutine was restricted to Quebec only with only some other rare places in canada that also serve it. Poutine rocks, I don't get why it isn't widespread.

Nah, it's not rare in the rest of Canada, most places that sell fries also sell poutine.

 

[Willco]

Poutine transcends time and space. Poutine is eternal. Poutine is an ideal. Poutine is a way of life. GAF am poutine!

Don't pollute this forum with this crap. This America. Empty promises and lame talk won't get you far in America!

 

[Willco]

Also, I am not making poutine. That's ridiculous. Why desecrate my kitchen with this foul trash?

As for any favor I owe you, TheOMan, you can have anything except this challenge! My first born included.

 

[DMczaf]

America hates you for posting poutine pics Dm.

I think its America's Kryptonite, Canada just doesnt know it yet. Hopefully they never find out!

 

[Sinatar]

Somebody give him a home-made recipe.

Yea its real complicated.

Ok so you make some fries, then you put some cheese curd on them (if cheese curd is not to your liking, mozza will do) then pour piping hot gravy over the whole thing.

Yea, thats so very very hard to make there is no way he could experience that on his own.

 

[negitoro7]

Yea, thats so very very hard to make there is no way he could experience that on his own.

Hey, that's what he's making it sound like.


Buckeye Fries poutine in Playland Amusement Park in Vancouver, Canada > *

That thing weighs a few pounds, with awesome greasy fries smothered with layers of melting cheese and gravy. All yours for the bargain price of ~$5.
My arteries took a beating when I used to work at that park.

 

[Willco]

Yea its real complicated.

Ok so you make some fries, then you put some cheese curd on them (if cheese curd is not to your liking, mozza will do) then pour piping hot gravy over the whole thing.

Yea, thats so very very hard to make there is no way he could experience that on his own.

I am not going to put forth any effort whatsoever to experience the soul crushing phenomenon known as poutine. This is America, you sick ****s!

 

[BocoDragon]

IN A WORLD.... WHERE POUTINE IS FORGOTTEN..... FOUR TEENS ARE ON A JOURNEY...... TO THE HEARTLAND..... OF AMERICA....

WHAT THEY DISCOVER... WILL CHANGE THEIR LIVES..... FOREVER....

*Cue Gothic Chants*

STARRING BRUCE CAMPBELL AS "THE EVIL WILLCO"

AND JIM CARREY, MIKE MYERS, CELINE DION, and WILLIAM SHATNER AS "THE CANADIANS"

THEIR LIVES...... WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!


POUTINE GETS SEEN: Summer 2006

 

[Matrix]

I think its America's Kryptonite, Canada just doesnt know it yet. Hopefully they never find out!

I think all the times Fifty has beat me in MLB Show,he was playing the game while eating that crap! It's the only reason why I could lose...right?

 

[TheOMan]

I think its America's Kryptonite, Canada just doesnt know it yet. Hopefully they never find out!

You do know there's poutine in America, right? We already know duder. >

In fact it's about 20 miles away from where Willco is right now, but he refuses to go experience the best thing he's probably ever eaten.

Alright Willco - then I need more time. 3 weeks just ain't gonna cut it.

PAGING JINX! Willco needs transportation stat!!

Also - I will take that first born and raise him or her *Canandian*! :O

Poutine for breakfast, lunch and supper!

 

[DMczaf]

You do know there's poutine in America, right?

Homeland Security ****ed up!

 

[shuri]

Yea its real complicated.

Ok so you make some fries, then you put some cheese curd on them (if cheese curd is not to your liking, mozza will do) then pour piping hot gravy over the whole thing.

Yea, thats so very very hard to make there is no way he could experience that on his own.

don't listen to this man, he is an heretic, an INFIDEL. Don't settle for alternative recipes! only get the real ingredients or let a trained professional handle your poutine

 

[dem]

I thought poutine was restricted to Quebec only with only some other rare places in canada that also serve it. Poutine rocks, I don't get why it isn't widespread.

They have poutine at like.. burger king.

 

[Matrix]

don't listen to this man, he is an heretic, an INFIDEL. Don't settle for alternative recipes! only get the real ingredients or let a trained professional handle your poutine

You brought All-American Pa Kent into a poutine thread...u suck

 

[TheOMan]

Yea its real complicated.

Ok so you make some fries, then you put some cheese curd on them (if cheese curd is not to your liking, mozza will do) then pour piping hot gravy over the whole thing.

Yea, thats so very very hard to make there is no way he could experience that on his own.

...............what

 

[Willco]

In fact it's about 20 miles away from where Willco is right now, but he refuses to go experience the best thing he's probably ever eaten.

20 miles in Los Angeles is a lifetime away. Sorry!

Alright Willco - then I need more time. 3 weeks just ain't gonna cut it.

You give me a firm date and I'll think about it!

 

[TheOMan]

IN A WORLD.... WHERE POUTINE IS FORGOTTEN..... FOUR TEENS ARE ON A JOURNEY...... TO THE HEARTLAND..... OF AMERICA....

WHAT THEY DISCOVER... WILL CHANGE THEIR LIVES..... FOREVER....

*Cue Gothic Chants*

STARRING BRUCE CAMPBELL AS "THE EVIL WILLCO"

AND JIM CARREY, MIKE MYERS, CELINE DION, and WILLIAM SHATNER AS "THE CANADIANS"

THEIR LIVES...... WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!


POUTINE GETS EATEN: Summer 2006

This I like! Just one minor modification. MAKE IT HAPPEN WILLCO. IF YOU FILM IT THEY WILL WATCH.

 

[Crystalkoen]

*snip*

I see your Poutine and raise you a Natto:

Both look equally disgusting, and sound just as unappetizing =/

 

[Matrix]

I see your Poutine and raise you a Natto:

Both look equally disgusting, and sound just as unappetizing =/

WTF looks like some insect larva....barfs.

 

[MrToughPants]

**** poutines there's nothing special about them. Having experienced the best of both worlds Donairs are the much better junkfood. Nothing compares.

King of Donairs Windmill Rd, Donair > 1997 Mr Poutine w/St-Cryrille cheese, Poutine

 

[Blackcherry]

Eating poutine a least once should be a lifetime obligation. We can use force if it's necessary for rebels like Willco. (ex: An undercover hot canadian chick forcing rebels to eat her hot poutine (the poutine, not her), etc.

 

[djkimothy]

I see your Poutine and raise you a Natto:

Both look equally disgusting, and sound just as unappetizing =/

I see your Natto and raise you a cuitlacoche.

 

[SnakeXs]

Okay, stomach of steel begone, this thread has officially made me a bit queesy.

 

[Souldriver]

If I forsee the future right, and I know I do, by the end of this thread there will just be pictures posted of piles of shit.

 

[YakiSOBA]

 

[Willco]

Okay, stomach of steel begone, this thread has officially made me a bit queesy.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?

THE ONLY GOOD CANADIAN IS AN EXPORTED CANADIAN.

 

[Crystalkoen]

Worst part is, leave out the cheese, and the Poutines don't sound bad. Take the cheese on its own, and it's fine. But as soon as you mix the Gravy and the Cheese, it doesn't matter WHAT you add with it, nastiness is the only result. See above given examples of "food" that most certainly is not.

EDIT: Which, now that I think about it, the above are examples of good, or at least decent food mixed with something that makes it a nonfood, and downright nasty.

 

[snatches]

YUMMMMMM NOW I KNOW WHAT THIS CANUCK IS HAVING FOR LUNCH


Poutine > Willco
Canadian Beer > This thread


Oh, and Burger King???? That is NOT POUTINE. DO NOT BE FOOLED.

 

[Willco]

Get that trash out of here. My challenge has been issued. Meet it head on Canadians or fail. Case closed.

 

[CrystalGemini]

Hey, Solo, give me a recipe. I'm visiting Will next week.



So, babes, would you like to superize this order?:lol

 

[Willco]

Damn. My only weakness. Women.

... Wait a minute. You're not willing to risk my disatisfaction by giving a recipe to a novice? What if she cooks it bad on purpose, TheOMan! Think about it!

 

[Solo]

Its really just french fries, cheese curds, and gravy. The cheesier and greasier the more disgusti... er, better! They sell the stuff outside of bars here, and it comes in a brown paper bag, which is soaked thru with grease. Its like clogged arteries in a bag! :lol

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

:lol thesneeze.com...so fitting.

 

[CrystalGemini]

Its really just french fries, cheese curds, and gravy. The cheesier and greasier the more disgusti... er, better! They sell the stuff outside of bars here, and it comes in a brown paper bag, which is soaked thru with grease. Its like clogged arteries in a bag! :lol

Excellent.

 

[Willco]

Excellent.

What if you mess up it, babe? You've never made it before. Are you willing to live with that?

 

[djkimothy]

:lol thesneeze.com...so fitting.

if that was ever sneezed out of someone I would be really concerend. :lol

 

[BocoDragon]

Senidng poutine to America is like sending Forrest Gump to play ping-pong with China.... We're opening relations here, people!