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[Raiden1018]

So let me start off by saying I'm not a MJ nut but I am a huge fan. Ive been waiting till I was a member to share with you guys some evidence towards this so here it goes.

Back in 2014, I stumbled across a Youtuber by the name of pearljr. And she constantly uploads videos of evidence suggesting MJ faked his death.
At first I thought she was crazy but then it started making sense! I
'll give you the rundown of what she's been saying:

-Michael Jackson was afraid for his life in the last few years of his life. he would constantly tell his son, Prince, that "they were gonna kill him"
-Michael bought a frozen body by the name of Carlton Austin Guy (Look him up! His death records show an alias of his as 'Michael jackson'
-The propoful levels found in MJs body was so high that the doctor's said that it mustve been injected into an already dead body
-On the scene of his death, paramedics described his body as blooking like a hospice patient in the late stages of cancer, and he had peach fuzz hair (even though his dead body photos and videos of him days before prove otherwise
-Michael jacksons name is wrong on his own death certificate
-His body was identified by a driver's liscense (but they still managed to spell his name wrong on the death certificate
-The photos of his body are photoshop fakes see for yourself and judge (NSFW) http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/michael-jackson-dead-body__oPt.jpg and http://wafflesatnoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Michael-Jackson-Body3-1024x510.jpg

-His body moved in the helicopter on his way to the coroner
-The ambulance that picked him up was a dummy ambulance
-A picture of him arriving at the hospital shows him sitting down in the gourney - http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v9nTKD7D5...-arrives-at-hospital-with-michael-jackson.jpg

Just reassuring you guys that Im not crazy But i think it MIGHT be true

Spoiler

Please dont call me crazy

 

[Necromanti]

I'm pretty sure that's common knowledge at this point. I believe he was being kept in Walt Disney's cryovault for a while, though, a detail I often see neglected.

 

[perfectchaos007]

How long after Elvis died did people start thinking he was still alive? Tupac?

I have a feeling the MJ conspiracies are right on schedule

 

[Magwik]

MJ is alive and the launch PS4 is UHD Capable

 

[Piichan]

You're crazy.

 

[Raiden1018]

How long after Elvis died did people start thinking he was still alive? Tupac?

I have a feeling the MJ conspiracies are right on schedule

i said the same thing but just look at all of this.
Even when I first found out about his death I thought it was fishy

 

[Funky Papa]

But i think it MIGHT be true- unless you guys can debunk it.

This is not how it works.

This is not how it works at all.

 

[Marvel]

He dead.

 

[Necromanti]

Anyway, I'm surprised you had the courage to make this thread. He's been trying to keep it a secret for a long time and has hired people to keep it that way through any means necessary (which has been the case with other celebrities as well). I've seen other whistleblowers mysteriously "disappear". Be careful.

 

[AGoodODST]

He is chilling on a tropical island with Elvis and Harambe.

 

[SegaShack]

Pearl JR is insane. I have been in the MJ fan community for years. She is a nut!

 

[Raiden1018]

This is not how it works.

This is not how it works at all.

ill edit that out

 

[Mariolee]

Read over OP. Gave it a fair trial.

This sounds insane, and pray you don't get thread making priveleges revoked.

 

[Coffee Dog]

Why would they fuck up the death certificate? How does that assist them in any way?

Wouldn't that be a major red flag that anyone faking their own death would rectify?

 

[Toparaman]

You're not crazy. I ran into Tupac the other day and he said Michael lives next door.

 

[Goreomedy]

I might believe he's in thriller form....

 

[MattyG]

At first I thought she was crazy but then it started making sense!

And a conspiracy theorist is born.

Spoiler

I do love me a good, fun conspiracy theory though.

 

[MarkMclovin]

Back in 2014, I stumbled across a Youtuber by the name of pearljr. And she constantly uploads videos of evidence suggesting MJ faked his death.
At first I thought she was crazy but then it started making sense!

Anything makes sense when you're constantly invested and focus on something.

Take these nutters that blow themselves up for ISIS, for example.

 

[Mariolee]

I thought it fitting that this thread was also created recently: http://neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1269735

 

[Animator]

I think you are onto something OP! Definitely not crazy.

Spoiler

you are crazy

 

[Raiden1018]

Why would they fuck up the death certificate? How does that assist them in any way?

Wouldn't that be a major red flag that anyone faking their own death would rectify?

they spelt his middle name wrong she says. I guess that could be a ticket for him to return without being locked up

 

[Zepp Twofist]

Guess that settles it.

So where can I get tickets to his next show?

 

[SoulUnison]

Granted that some of that stuff is bizarre, but Jackson's entire life was kind of a carnival, so...

Occam's Razor says he's just dead.

 

[Daedardus]

Pop music can't melt kid's hearts!

No, seriously though, inappropriate jokes aside, he's dead. Why would he want to fake his death?

 

[cyberheater]

So that doctor went to jail for nothing. FFS Michael!

 

[Piichan]

His post mortem output is nothing compared to Tupac, so I think he's really dead man.
https://youtu.be/egIWskTD5J8

 

[Media]

i said the same thing but just look at all of this.
Even when I first found out about his death I thought it was fishy

You can find 'evidence' online for pretty much anything you can think of. None of this could be true. Some of it could be, taken out of context. For Christ sake there are people with entire YouTube channels dedicated to providing 'evidence' that every single tragedy that ever occurred was fake and pulled of using the same five 'crisis actors'. And people actually believe it.

No, MJ is not alive. No, he did not fake his death. Someone would have sold him out to TMZ the day after and made fucking bank.

Also, a vast conspiracy of that nature would not leave convenient 'clues' that only crazy people online could find.

 

[Raiden1018]

I thought it fitting that this thread was also created recently: http://neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1269735

Missed that thread.
Should've posted in that one instead.
Dont want my posting privelages revoked...i just got them

 

[Valjean Lafitte]

I have a feeling the MJ conspiracies are right on schedule

They started the week after, if not of, his passing. The Carlton Austin Guy thing is news to me, though. He would have been almost the same age as Michael when he died: http://death-records.mooseroots.com/d/n/Carlton-Guy

 

[Aequitas]

I love these "celebrity faked their death" conspiracy theories. Mostly because the idea of faking your own death and retiring away to some remote island is so intriguing to me.

On topic: I dunno man, someone is going to have to circle MJ sitting on that gurney because I sure as hell don't see it.

 

[Bad_Boy]

Legends never die.

 

[Rizific]

I can't tell the difference between 30 and 60 fps.

 

[Liamario]

This is not how it works.

This is not how it works at all.

 

[Raiden1018]

Pop music can't melt kid's hearts!

No, seriously though, inappropriate jokes aside, he's dead. Why would he want to fake his death?

He was afraid for his life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-X7RG4DEXE

 

[Mariolee]

Missed that thread.
Should've posted in that one instead.
Dont want my posting privelages revoked...i just got them

I was just joking about the thread (and slightly the thread making privileges).

 

[Liamario]

He was afraid for his life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-X7RG4DEXE

With fans like you, I'd be afraid for my life too.

 

[ramparter]

They keep him hibernated till the next Olympics hosted by US. He will be the final act of the opening ceremony.

 

[Raiden1018]

They started the week after, if not of, his passing. The Carlton Austin Guy thing is news to me, though. He would have been almost the same age as Michael when he died: http://death-records.mooseroots.com/d/n/Carlton-Guy

Yeah. And he had his body cryogenically frozen and they inject your frozen body with propoful making it the perfect cover up for him

 

[bitbydeath]

Even if by chance he isn't dead, we'll never see or hear from him ever again so he may as well be dead.

 

[Takyon]

Where were you when MJ was kill?

 

[YianGaruga]

you are crazy

 

[Ban Puncher]

 

[Media]

Yeah. And he had his body cryogenically frozen and they inject your frozen body with propoful making it the perfect cover up for him

Also, when you only respond to people in the thread that seem to confirm you crazy theories you lose a lot of credibility. It makes it look like you weren't actually seeking discussion, but validation.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

 

[JordanN]

Hitler is also alive. You can even take pics with him.

 

[Steel]

.... Of course OP, we all agree with you. Now go see your doctor and tell him about it, too.

 

[SynthFetish]

Pearl JR is insane. I have been in the MJ fan community for years. She is a nut!

Go on.

 

[Calvero]

/dead

 

[Valjean Lafitte]

With fans like you, I'd be afraid for my life too.

What a cruel thing to say, and completely unwarranted. It's as if you didn't even watch the video he linked to.

 

[GamingOblivion]

he's dead jim.

the shitty part of this thread is that you're posting pictures of his dead body and claiming that they're photoshop and basically inviting people to look at what is probably the King of Pop's rotting corpse.

You remind me of those people that think Jackson was a modern castrato