group ejaculates semen on a cookie and last one eats it
According to the book Law of the Playground, 1,866 men were asked: "How close have you got to the game of Soggy Biscuit, in which you race to wank onto a cracker?" Of the respondents, 6.2% reportedly admitted to having played the game. In November 2011 The Eagle-Tribune reported that police were investigating claims that two Andover High School basketball players were hazed by older team members into playing the game. In January 2012 it was reported that two students were expelled over the incident and a further five were suspended. A grand jury was convened to determine if any of the students should be charged criminally.
What kind of cookie? This is important for... further research.
The thing is...I think Drake could write down anything and it would summarize this thread.
So far, the OP has argued:
the definition of American
the definition of words
the variance of the definition of words
the definition of etymology
Native Americans skin color
the existence of Congressional record
the existence of North and South America
the existence of the United States of America
the legitimacy of the United States of America, if it does indeed exist
OP please come back. I have to go to bed and you've dodged every single question thrown at you. Is this how it ends? It can't be, I can't go on like this. I NEED closure OP!