Transporting melted butter 17 miles

[Pankratous]

Hey GAF

Is there any way to transport melted butter 17 miles without it going cold/hard again? Thing is, there's only one cinema brand in the UK that does buttered popcorn (that I know of), and Cineworld isn't one of them.

I'm going to Cineworld tonight and I don't want to consume peasant non-buttered popcorn. I mean, who does that?

Would a flask do?

 

[Hypemaster]

Yes

 

[Hilbert]

Pack it with those hand warmers?

I actually have no idea, curious about your solution.

 

[sir_kevith]

Heat it up a bit and put it in a thermos.

Edit: my coffee stays warm from 7 am and into the afternoon so I imagine the butter will be fine.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

You can't just deal with the butter you'll get there? It's just popcorn

 

[Red Liquorice]

Fill a condom with it and swallow it.

 

[danowat]

Heat it up a bit and put it in a thermos.

Would be a nightmare to get out if it did go hard though!

How about wrapping it in something and sticking it..........somewhere warm about your person.

 

[Vek]

Pour it into a pouch or air tight bag, then tape it to your body. Your body heat will maintain the butter in a melted form.

Edit: beat by a minute! Alternative method is to melt the hard butter in your mouth then spit over the popcorn.

 

[TheOfficeMut]

This thread's conception is killing me.

Hey GAF

Is there any way to transport melted butter 17 miles without it going cold/hard again? Thing is, there's only one cinema brand in the UK that does buttered popcorn (that I know of), and Cineworld isn't one of them.

I'm going to Cineworld tonight and I don't want to consume peasant non-buttered popcorn. I mean, who does that?

Would a flask do?

And this shit here is also killing me.

 

[Santiako]

Just eat the popcorn as they serve it you weirdo.

 

[Pankratous]

Heat it up a bit and put it in a thermos.

Edit: my coffee stays warm from 7 am and into the afternoon so I imagine the butter will be fine.

My concern is, because it is butter, it'll become smelly or something.

 

[TommyTosser]

Put a huge knob of it in your ass pocket and sit on it to keep it warm

 

[8bit]

Do keep us updated, I'm fascinated to learn what happens when the cinema staff find you with a flask full of melted butter.

 

[Seductivpancakes]

Get one of those pizza warming thermal bags.

 

[Farooq]

Hey GAF

Is there any way to transport melted butter 17 miles without it going cold/hard again? Thing is, there's only one cinema brand in the UK that does buttered popcorn (that I know of), and Cineworld isn't one of them.

I'm going to Cineworld tonight and I don't want to consume peasant non-buttered popcorn. I mean, who does that?

Would a flask do?

Who transports butter 17 miles to avoid eating "peasant non-buttered popcorn"? Who are you OP, and why does butter on popcorn matter that much to you?

 

[brau]

If you use a plastic container you can buy one of those muscle relaxing warm pads and keep that around it. Those get pretty hot.

 

[GregLombardi]

What the f

 

[capitalCORN]

Rub in on your skin, then scrape it off with the popcorn.

 

[Paganmoon]

Would be a nightmare to get out if it did go hard though!

How about wrapping it in something and sticking it..........somewhere warm about your person.

If it goes hard, poor in boiling water into the thermos.

 

[FrankCanada97]

You have to drive 17 miles? Do you live in the woods or something?

 

[Dead Prince]

popcorn should be hot enough so it would melt. or use their microwave.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

You can't just deal with the butter you'll get there? It's just popcorn

Well to be fair, most of the time, the stuff for the popcorn isn't butter at all. It's some sort of oil and other flavorings to make it taste somewhat like butter.

I could see someone wanting the real thing over that stuff. Even though I don't mind it on the rare occasion I'm at a movie theater.

 

[Auctopus]

I don't know what I'm more weirded out about, the OP, or the several replies that seem to think this is rational?

Do you realise how simple life is when you don't have to worry about transporting melted butter 17 miles?

 

[SpaceWolf]

Hey GAF

Is there any way to transport melted butter 17 miles without it going cold/hard again? Thing is, there's only one cinema brand in the UK that does buttered popcorn (that I know of), and Cineworld isn't one of them.

I'm going to Cineworld tonight and I don't want to consume peasant non-buttered popcorn. I mean, who does that?

Would a flask do?

First world problems.

 

[danowat]

Just take this with you.

 

[shnurgleton]

Get one of these and modify it to dispense melted butter. Your body heat should keep the butter in liquid form:

I wear mine everywhere.

 

[BadHand]

The sweet and salty popcorn the Uk does is way better anyway. Who the hell wants buttery fingers while at the movies?

 

[Pankratous]

You can't just deal with the butter you'll get there? It's just popcorn

There won't be butter. That's the problem.

 

[BronsonLee]

what the hell

 

[hydruxo]

A flask of melted butter. I'm speechless.

 

[SocksAndShoes]

OP is a replicant trying to learn human customs. Go easy on him.

 

[outunderthestars]

This is the weirdest damn thread I have read all year....

 

[lobdale]

 

[RSP]

"peasant non-buttered popcorn"

WHAHAHAHA

 

[InfiniteBento]

Legit dying at the thought of someone bringing a flask full of butter to the movies

 

[inner-G]

They don't have butter for the popcorn, WTF?

The 'butter' theaters use is actually a butter flavored oil that is liquid at room temp, like this: https://www.katom.com/231-2039LA.ht...campaign=CSE&gclid=CJThxoaD1NMCFYJpfgodn7EOug

 

[Earthbound64]

How about wrapping it in something and sticking it..........somewhere warm about your person.

Sounds like the best answer.

OP is a replicant trying to learn human customs. Go easy on him.

Transporting melted butter is definitely not a "human custom."

 

[danowat]

Legit dying at the thought of someone bringing a flask full of butter to the movies

As long as he is not going to see 9 1/2 weeks...........

 

[sir_kevith]

My concern is, because it is butter, it'll become smelly or something.

But you sound like the type of guy who would have a dedicated butter Thermos to me. Maybe put the butter in a plastic bag, heat it up, and then store inside the thermos!

 

[HvySky]

Hey GAF

Is there any way to transport melted butter 17 miles without it going cold/hard again? Thing is, there's only one cinema brand in the UK that does buttered popcorn (that I know of), and Cineworld isn't one of them.

I'm going to Cineworld tonight and I don't want to consume peasant non-buttered popcorn. I mean, who does that?

Would a flask do?

I think the irony of this question is lost on you.

 

[kurahador]

...but why though...

 

[Pankratous]

Just take this with you.

This is... interesting.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

There won't be butter. That's the problem.

Then get some Junior Mints or something, don't get popcorn if its that big of a deal

 

[ced]

This is one of the weirdest threads I've read here, and there's been some weird shit the last 12 years.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

A loaf of bread
A container of milk
A flask off butter

 

[Symphonia]

Just buy Butterkist.

 

[Auctopus]

There won't be butter. That's the problem.

problem

ˈprɒbləm

noun

1. a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome.

 

[thespot84]

Hey GAF

Is there any way to transport melted butter 17 miles without it going cold/hard again? Thing is, there's only one cinema brand in the UK that does buttered popcorn (that I know of), and Cineworld isn't one of them.

I'm going to Cineworld tonight and I don't want to consume peasant non-buttered popcorn. I mean, who does that?

Would a flask do?

Are you traveling by stagecoach? Melted butter in a thermos isn't going to spoil in the 30 min it takes to drive 17 miles to watch a movie.

I would either saute the butter until brown (which would be extra tastey) or keep it close to 100C for a few minutes to kill any bacteria and then thermos it up.

 

[Grizzle_Dat]

put it in a kids thermos it will keep for hours

 

[BadHand]

Isn't there a butter spray (I can't believe it's not butter or something) like Pam you can buy?