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Trump commemorates Cinco de Mayo with a special message to constituents

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Corpekata

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This is something like a dumb character could say on Veep and the writers would shoot it down as being too unrealistic.
 
"Mexican's love me. They're going to love me when I'm president. We'll have a huge fiesta and MEXICO will pay for it!"

 

Sub_Level

wants to fuck an Asian grill.
He is shitposting ironically in real life.

This is what happens when a meme becomes real, folks.
 
Right now I am just waiting for him to say "The Blacks"

I think he says "The African-Americans" now.

I really am surprised it doesn't say "I love the Hispanics."

Don't worry, he already said that two days ago.

Trump said Tuesday that his campaign was going to have "unbelievably great relationships with the Hispanics," and that "the Hispanics have been so incredible to me." Trump has spent his campaign pledging to crack down on illegal immigration, build a border wall and deport millions.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-makes-moves-for-the-hispanics
 
1. Pandering
2. Not on the menu at Trump Grill
3. Least authentic Mexican food I've ever seen
4. Narcissistic
5. Small hands or giant fork
6. No way he ate that
7. Celebrating Cinco De Mayo by saying how good your own product is?
8. The taste of food at his grill is his best proof that he 'loves hispanics'?
 

Guevara

Member
Classic Trump dealmaking at its finest:

+ all the same stuff as a burrito or tacos
+ easier to eat/don't have to use your hands
+ not messy or soggy
+ plus you get the crispy fried shell > some soggy tortilla
 

Hexa

Member
What's funny is that Trump was actually incredibly successful at pandering to the religious right by being ridiculously obvious about it. Some how saying stuff like "My favorite book is the Bible" and "I'm a great Christian" somehow actually worked. I guess he's going to be trying the same strategy with other demographics during the GE.

He is shitposting ironically in real life.

This is what happens when a meme becomes real, folks.

Never underestimate the power of meme magic.
 

BiggNife

Member
I was under the impression taco bowls were more of a tex mex thing but oh well who gives a fuck anymore.

I am almost certain they are a tex mex thing

This is like if he went to Olive Garden and ate that grotesque chicken parm lasagna thing and tweeted "I Love Italians!!!"
 

Timedog

good credit (by proxy)
"The best taco bowls are made in Trump tower. I love Hispanics." is arguably the best sequence of sentences I've ever read.
 
What's funny is that Trump was actually incredibly successful at pandering to the religious right by being ridiculously obvious about it. Some how saying stuff like "My favorite book is the Bible" and "I'm a great Christian" somehow actually worked. I guess he's going to be trying the same strategy with other demographics during the GE.

Going for that Dumb Vote
 

Arkeband

Banned
1. Pandering
2. Not on the menu at Trump Grill
3. Least authentic Mexican food I've ever seen
4. Narcissistic
5. Small hands or giant fork
6. No way he ate that
7. Celebrating Cinco De Mayo by saying how good your own product is?
8. The taste of food at his grill is his best proof that he 'loves hispanics'?

Lol, perfect summation of this "news".
 

HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
So is he going to be eating Matza Ball soup and latkas on Passover and say he loves the Jews? This pandering is basic as it fucking gets.
 
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