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Turkish state news finds GTA4 cheat codes. Says they're blueprints for Gulenist coup.

Jackpot

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2ZKqWL23ys


FETO stands for "Fethullah Terrorist Organization", the government name for the movement lead by Fethullah Gulen.
 

Hoo-doo

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Wait till these guys activate moon gravity, you're going to see some real shit.
 

Funyarinpa

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My fucking sides. I'd have called it unbelievable, but I live in this country so that isn't so implausible.

Does The Onion imitate real life, or does real life imitate The Onion?
 

Cyborg

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WOW, you cant take this serious anymore. Im sad to see once a beautifull country (a lot of beautifull cities, a lot of turists, beaches) go to waste.

Incredible how fast its going downhill with Turkey.
 

Sanpei

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i have watched this news on the tv and laughed it with my ass...

This channel is close to government..
 
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Ha ha ha, That's Gold! Pure Comedy Gold! :D That's cheered me up this morning.

Hmmm, I wonder if we could get Erdogan to think that "Pokemon GO" is "Pokemon Gulenist Organiser" and Gulenists are using it to meet up?
 

Paasei

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Those people are lost. Unbelievable...

Still won't ever understand how there are people in existence who are this stupid.
 

RealityCheque

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And all the while the west will stand back and let him do whatever he wants. Because Turkey is one of the major choke-points for refugees trying to get into Europe. And while migration is currently such a sensitive subject in so many Euro nations, their politicians wouldn't dare endanger their careers by provoking Turkey.

Erdogan holds them back for a price.
 

spazimoose

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If you look hard enough for something, you'll find it, even if it's not there. Best of luck to Turkey, looks like a really crazy place to be right now.