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Ukraine bans Steven Seagal as threat to national security

How About No

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Rival

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Good luck enforcing it! Stevan Segal does what Steven Segal wants when Stevan Segal wants it.
 

Sojgat

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Well I'm sorry to hear that because now he'll snatch every motherfucker birthday.
 

Ridley327

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Maybe it's just me being a foreigner and not being up to USA's local pop culture, but how come Seagal never made it to meme status like the other action stars? I mean sure there's a joke here and there but he's no Chuck Norris or Mr. T in terms of memes.

He's been ruthlessly mocked to death by now, even before it became public knowledge that he's an enormous asshole.
 

Boss Doggie

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For starters he got sued by someone about ten years ago for allegedly keeping sex slaves

holy shit

He's been ruthlessly mocked to death by now, even before it became public knowledge that he's an enormous asshole.

yeah most of the internet stuff about him are about him being a shithole, but just surprised at the lack of appearance in the internet as a whole
 

Ridley327

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yeah most of the internet stuff about him are about him being a shithole, but just surprised at the lack of appearance in the internet as a whole

Even the internet has a tolerance level for shitty Steven Seagal films, and that line was crossed long, long ago.
 
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Either I've got the giggles this morning or this thread is gold.

Here's a random gif of The Master of Akido eating a carrot.

 

GunBR

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How did he become an action "star" anyways? Doesn't even look built here. Just some Joe Average.
I love the fake
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story that Seagal only became a """star""" because Michael Ovitz (his former agent) made a bet with other guy that he could make anyone become a star
 

akira28

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The ukranian border is 57390 km in circumference. how are they going to keep him out?
 

Budi

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Oh man these gifs, haven't seen most of them before. I was a big "fan" of Seagal growing up. By that I mean that I watched a ton of his movies, but always just for the comedy. Intentional and especially unintentional. At some point his movies got really dull though. I think Exit Wounds was last I enjoyed and haven't bothered with his movies much since then. Any recommendations from movies released after that?
 

ISOM

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I mean, I can't hate. He's out there having a fucking blast without a care in the world. Most anyone would look ridiculous dancing next to her, so he just says fuck it I'll have fun with zero fucks given. No shame there, really.

Nah he just looks like a crazy person.