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[tracky_dacks]

Video @ 1UP. Not that I was expecting much but it was a pretty lame bout.

Ziff Davis' own Seanbaby is trying to get into the ring with Boll and unlike the poor chap fleeing Boll in the ring, Seanbaby actually can box. Would Uwe Boll dare take on someone who could *gasp* fight back? Stay tuned.

Awesome. Someone make it happen!

 

[Larry Bird]

Uwe Boll would **** Seanbaby up.

 

[thetrin]

Seanbaby owns. He should fight Sudo Genki.

 

[Baker]

Uwe Boll would **** Seanbaby up.

And I would pay to watch it.

 

[op_ivy]

i got about 2 minutes into that video and just couldnt watch any longer. so, they actually box at some point?

 

[tracky_dacks]

C'mon photoshoppers!

 

[castle007]

WTF??

He actually challenged a journalist.

I tought that he was joking about that.

 

[G-Fex]

that was sad.

 

[Olivier]

WTF??

He actually challenged a journalist.

I tought that he was joking about that.

Nope, and a few more folks will be participating, namely Something Awful's Lowtax.

 

[Master Z]

i got about 2 minutes into that video and just couldnt watch any longer. so, they actually box at some point?

Uwe starts throwing shots in the second round and the journalist guy cowers like he's getting punished by his father lol. If you're going to do something like this then atleast take a crash course in boxing and learn the basics. What a loser.

 

[thetrin]

For those who didn't actually read the article, Seanbaby is not in that video. He is still trying to fight Boll. that video is just an example bout Boll had.

 

[Ristamar]

Bleah. That was a rather pitiful (and boring) display.

 

[Vic]

that was awful to watch, protecting himself like a little girl, whoever it was

 

[shpankey]

i don't know who should be more embarrassed, the guy that's running from him or Uwe for actually punching someone running from him. :lol

 

[Sweedishrodeo]

boll would **** up seanbaby's metro ass with haste.

 

[Funky Papa]

The pansy is a Spanish blogger who blasted Boll. The guy hyped the combat like mad, only to make a fool of himself. Now he is getting blasted by his readers for being such an asshole, they are actually cheering Uwe for beating him :lol

 

[Vic]

The pansy is a Spanish blogger who blasted Boll. The guy hyped the combat like mad, only to make a fool of himself. Now he is getting blasted by his readers for being such an asshole, they are actually cheering Uwe for beating him :lol

oh god, POST THE LINK :lol

wait, spanish blogger :\

 

[shpankey]

hook. us. up.

 

[Kobun Heat]

http://blog.wired.com/games/index.blog?entry_id=1552601

Uwe Boll Bests Pasty Film Critic in Boxing Match
Movie director's entire film library now considered excellent work

MALAGA, Spain -- Uwe Boll, director of video game-based films such as House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark, won a boxing match today against a film critic known as "Oso." In doing so, Boll was able to prove that his films, once reviled by critics as the worst kind of trash cinema, are in fact excellent.

 

[Funky Papa]

He is also the webmaster of a movie website specialized in bad movies, BTW. He has become the running joke of most Spanish videogame forums, the guy couldn't throw a punch for his life.

 

[Rocky_Balboa]

So sad. What a wasted opportunity.

 

[Vic]

http://blog.wired.com/games/index.blog?entry_id=1552601

In doing so, Boll was able to prove that his films, once reviled by critics as the worst kind of trash cinema, are in fact excellent.

wtf Kobun, why were you allowed to write such obvious hoax in that article :lol

 

[shpankey]

Uwe Boll Bests Pasty Film Critic in Boxing Match
Movie director's entire film library now considered excellent work

MALAGA, Spain -- Uwe Boll, director of video game-based films such as House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark, won a boxing match today against a film critic known as "Oso." In doing so, Boll was able to prove that his films, once reviled by critics as the worst kind of trash cinema, are in fact excellent.

:lol damn that shit is funny

For each fight in which the muscular, angry Boll mercilessly beats his opponent, movie reviews aggregation site RottenTomatoes.com will add ninety percentage points to his films' total. After today's fight, each film currently sits at a 95% average ranking.

damn the milk is burning my nose! :lol

 

[Crisis]

Neither one of them can fight or make a movie worth a shit. Get me in a ring with Uwe Boll.

 

[snatches]

This is game news?

 

[thefro]

Uwe Boll v.s. Joe Rogan for UFC in March plz

 

[trh]

"Contrary to what those stupid, weak critics say," said Boll in a prepared statement given minutes after the fight, "I have now proven that my movies are fantastic."

:lol

 

[NomarTyme]

This is game news?

.

 

[tracky_dacks]

"Contrary to what those stupid, weak critics say," said Boll in a prepared statement given minutes after the fight, "I have now proven that my movies are fantastic."

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Vic]

wtf Kobun, why were you allowed to write such obvious hoax in that article :lol

""Contrary to what those stupid, weak critics say," said Boll in a prepared statement given minutes after the fight, "I have now proven that my movies are fantastic.""

no wait...:lol

 

[Lord Error]

"Contrary to what those stupid, weak critics say," said Boll in a prepared statement given minutes after the fight, "I have now proven that my movies are fantastic."

"The only bad part of House of the Dead was maybe Tara Reid's acting," Boll snorted.

:lol :lol
You have to have some respect for the guy, doing stunts, and saying things like this (did he really say that, or did Kobun made that up?)

Let's face it, all of us would do the same movie making thing he did given a chance (not to mention he probably came up with the whole funds exploit to begin with, which makes him a pretty smart guy too)

 

[White Man]

Man, I love Uwe, and **** the haters, his movies are hilarious and actually entertaining. Unintentional or not,t hat makes them, by default, the best game movies out there barring say, the first Mortal Kombat.

I can't wait to see what Lowtax has in store for Uwe.

And Kohler, Tara Reid was in Alone in the Dark, not House of the Dead.

 

[KINGMOKU]

boll would **** up seanbaby's metro ass with haste.

Yup. One thing alot of people dont know is that ol' boll used to be a real boxer.

 

[Lord Error]

I can't wait to see what Lowtax has in store for Uwe.

Same here. Isn't Lowtax a very skinny guy, though? I think he's gonna come up with some cunning strategy to win, I can already see it.

 

[Mojovonio]

Uwe Bol doesn't even know how to box. Did he even ever block his midsection once? Well, did he even need to? Anyways, I doubt lowtax will do any better, he's a pretty scrawny guy.

 

[Insane Metal]

:lol :lol :lol

WTF this guy is crazy :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

seanbaby would **** him up

 

[castle007]

Below: a scene From Boll's House of the Dead, now considered an excellent film

:lol

 

[Wankmaster]

Man, I love Uwe, and **** the haters, his movies are hilarious and actually entertaining.

House of the dead - yes. Alone in the dark? Worst movie ever. In a bad way.

 

[:Motorbass]

make sumthing, guys, I'm too lazy right now :/

 

[Joeroll]

This is pretty much the worst video ever made!

 

[White Man]

Uwe Bol doesn't even know how to box. Did he even ever block his midsection once? Well, did he even need to? Anyways, I doubt lowtax will do any better, he's a pretty scrawny guy.

He used to be a boxer. He scoped the journalist out for the first round, and then proceeded to attack. He probably figured he wouldn't even need to block much.

This is Lowtax's promotional pic for the fight:

 

[Stinkles]

He used to be a boxer. He scoped the journalist out for the first round, and then proceeded to attack. He probably figured he wouldn't even need to block much.

He was still throwing horrible form. Plus he outweighed the journo by about 50 pounds. All in all thew worst fight ever.

Seanbaby's knuckles have calcified, so we're going to have to teach him how to throw hurtin' bombs.

 

[AgentOtaku]

...thats some crazy shit!

 

[-Rogue5-]

Uwe Boll would **** Seanbaby up the A$$.

fixed.

 

[Patrick Klepek]

Lowtax's picture is awesome. :lol

 

[bigmakstudios]

Uwe Boll fights like a 12 year old. -_-

 

[Justin Bailey]

He used to be a boxer. He scoped the journalist out for the first round, and then proceeded to attack. He probably figured he wouldn't even need to block much.

This is Lowtax's promotional pic for the fight:

:lol Holy Shit that fight is going down in Internet history.

 

[RyuHayate]

Uwe Boll fights like a 12 year old. -_-

Directs films like one, too.

 

[Zenith]

The guy was absolutely pathetic. around 3:20 in Uwe just raises his hand and the guy turns around shielding his face in fear. even the punches the guy threw in the first round weren't hard enough to hurt anyone. what a pansy.