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Vita is like having a girl with ... 4 breasts.

Nov 10, 2010
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http://updates.kotaku.com/post/34746962264/in-france-the-ps-vita-is-being-promoted-with-four

I still don't get why people hate kotaku so much. I'm enlightened now.
 

TheProphet

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Jun 14, 2009
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"Two touch screens. Twice the sensation."
wtf is this sony

i know touching is good but damn, you be ripping off nintendo
 

Prax

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Awful.
How can Sony do this to the Vita? :l I am not even a fan, but this is just cringe-inducing.
 

Beth Cyra

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I swear they are trying to make the ads worse then the PSP level shit.

White>Black, Marcus, and now this. Honestly it's shocking how bad this is.
 

shaowebb

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What if you're a female gamer? I want to see the ad with a dude packing extra junk in his trunk.
 

Jive Turkey

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I dont get it, it seems effective enough to get you talking. Why the hate?

This has got to be the dumbest line of thought when it comes to advertising. The idea that any good ad is one that makes you aware of the product is good is just false. An ad does nothing if it is so obnoxious or offensive that it damages (or at least doesn't drive) sales. Stop posting this stupid argument please.
 
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This has got to be the dumbest line of thought when it comes to advertising. The idea that any good ad is one that makes you aware of the product is good is just false. An ad does nothing if it is so obnoxious or offensive that it damages (or at least doesn't drive) sales. Stop posting this stupid argument please.

 

Oersted

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The pic is gross, weird and nothing more. Poor Vita. You did the wrong things at the completly wrong time but even you didn´t deserve this.
 

Anteo

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I was expecting a rant about games, vita, sales, gamers want vita but they don't know it and how is like having a girl with 2 pairs.. But... Sony, what the..
 

zroid

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I dont get it, it seems effective enough to get you talking. Why the hate?

This has got to be the dumbest line of thought when it comes to advertising. The idea that any good ad is one that makes you aware of the product is good is just false. An ad does nothing if it is so obnoxious or offensive that it damages (or at least doesn't drive) sales. Stop posting this stupid argument please.

It's effective at getting *us* talking (about how awful it is), but even if I were to humour this line of thinking, it will ultimately fail at its main objective: getting people who don't know about the Vita talking about the Vita.

Someone in that position would just see the ad and be like "what the fuck is this" and ignore the part where it's about a video game system. It's terrible.