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[MightySquirrel]

I read as 'Walking' simulator.

After reading a few comments ... oh.

 

[Alebrije]

Will wait for the GOTY edition.

 

[zcaa0g]

This is a brand spanking new game genre.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

But the guy starts kicking people more often than beating his meat.

And how does one beat their meat THAT FAST!?! Surely he'd get a blister from all that?

This game needs to cum for Xbox and PS4 lol

FTFY

 

[Shifty]

Sequel to Dear Esther?

edit: oh

 

[StreetsofBeige]

So it's 1% looking down (FOV) and seeing yourself jerk off, and 99% of the time running around and kicking people and destroying furniture and cars.

 

[3March]

I have no idea what the fuck I just watched, but I like it.

 

[Majukun]

thing is,the wanking part looks like it's just a gimmick since the game basically looks like it's your run of the mill sandbox physics playground a-la goat simulator

 

[HeadsUp7Up]

I laughed at this a lot harder than I should have.

 

[BusierDonkey]

Can I get this on the Epic Game Store?

 

[nowhat]

There are simulators - and then there's the real deal: https://www.androidpolice.com/2011/...tely-not-accept-it-in-the-app-store-wtf-x100/

...but sadly that was some years ago, the app no longer exists. Oh well, I'm sure people will be able to "simulate" the app too.

 

[The_Mike]

This game needs to cum to Xbox and PS4 lol

I could see it on Xbox Store, but not on a woke platform like PS4

 

[Meesh]

Came for wanking, was not disappointed.

 

[Kerotan]

"cuming on steam"

LMAO

 

[Kerotan]

I could see it on Xbox Store, but not on a woke platform like PS4

You'll never see this on xbox. Don't be delusional.

 

[Silent Viper]

I guess we now know the next game that Epic will be throwing money at to get it exclusively on their store.

Such games only exclusive to Steam lol

 

[Silent Viper]

I thought it was a new Uncharted, God of War , The Last of US, Sony's formula game.... kidding.

Lmao good one

 

[Antoon]

Should have been called NeoGaf the Game.

 

[Silent Viper]

Presented and demonstrated by these two...

Lmao omg

 

[Ar¢tos]

They could have just added a wanking mode to Bum Simulator, so all controversial stuff would be part of the same game.

 

[Dibbs]

What's ResetERA's take on this?

 

[Hudo]

What's ResetERA's take on this?

Discussion whether you can select a pronoun for your character.

 

[KormaChameleon]

Finally! A simulator I can relate to!

 

[deriks]

I'm really sad with this game... took too long to be developed

 

[DESTROYA]

All I have to say is why?

 

[SweetShark]

It is good, but he doesn't cum. 6/10.

*Every single comment for Hentai Flash Games who the guy doesn't cum*

 

[Tesseract]

gabe you magnificent bastard, you did it

 

[etp_1]

Get ready....

 

[Frank Spencer]

Meh. Will wait for the Dead Arm expansion.

 

[MisterBrimstone]

This is a piece of shit. The only funny thing is the fapping sound.

Just because it will trigger SJW retards off, doesn't mean it's great.

 

[GeekyDad]

In all seriousness, though, the gameplay, for some reason, reminds me (the feel of it, anyway) of a DS game I really enjoyed called Sideswiped. You racked up points for purposely crashing into and damaging as much shit as possible.

 

[Susurrus]

 

[CJY]

That’s fucking disgusting, rude, and so tasteless.

Count me in!

 

[IbizaPocholo]

Steam :: Wanking Simulator :: Wanking Simulator DEMO is now available on Steam!

For FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

steamcommunity.com

 

[Elektro Demon]

This is pure gold.
I'll even buy dlc for this game.

 

[The Pleasure]

So how much SUPER MALE VITALITY and Chocolate Bone Broth was needed for this game?

 

[Alexios]

Looks like pure shit, not funny (which doesn't mean offensive, duh) and there's apparently very little wanking involved, just the usual shitty physics interactions and stuff all those other "simulators" have. So given that I'm sure it will do well with the juvenile-minded crowds out there, smart devs!

 

[molasar]

Are those devs former CD Projekt Red employees?

 

[PanzerAzel]

What in God’s name...

 

[Raploz]

Amazing! I can't wait for the multiplayer DLC!

 

[existensmaximum]

Looks like pure shit, not funny (which doesn't mean offensive, duh) and there's apparently very little wanking involved, just the usual shitty physics interactions and stuff all those other "simulators" have. So given that I'm sure it will do well with the juvenile-minded crowds out there, smart devs!

My thoughts exactly. There's nothing offensive or provocative here. I'm kinda disappointed that the wanking doesn't seem to "do" anything. Like, can you even cum? Interact with your cock or something?

Not funny, just bad.

 

[captainraincoat]

Can imagine a rainbow 6 siege multiplayer experience here

 

[triplestation]

hilarious

it's funny because youre a dude jerking off and you get to kick people too and cars blow up easily

so random and insane like why would you just jerk off in a church and then start kicking people

it's just straight out of left field omg lmao.

 

[GnomeChimpsky]

I'm kinda disappointed that the wanking doesn't seem to "do" anything. Like, can you even cum? Interact with your cock or something?

Not funny, just bad.

Sorry but this sentence out of context is kinda funny...

 

[GymWolf]

I like physics sandbox games, the wanking is just the cum on the cake.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

The mods for this game will be magical.

I think any modder worth their salt could make an overall better whole game. The gif potential here is off the charts, but the thing looks way too raw.

Freaking hilarious, and amazing. SJW's will destroy it though, if they even let it be released.

Doubt SJWs will give this a second glance. Now if the game had anime girls, wellllll...

 

[Bryank75]

Thought it was a DLC for Death Stranding... disappointed!

 

[Nickolaidas]

 

[Texas Pride]

A game we can all win.

 

[GrayChild]

OK, so let me get this straight. The only thing you do in this game is to jerk off in public, beat people to death, breaking into other people's houses and blowing up cars.

That would get boring really fast...

... especially when it's so easy to do all this in real life.