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[Roi]

Warning images from the Japanese Wii manual!

:lol
(please lock and rape me if old)

 

[monchi-kun]

[farcry wii]I'm gonna WIIMOTE you in the FACE!!![/farcry wii]

 

[Tiktaalik]

Holy shit at the last warning. "Don't put plants in your Wii." Who the hell would ever do that?

 

[platypotamus]

What's the deal with the bags?

Also, it's a shame I can't make my Wii luckier with a clover

(insert Okami/Clover studios comment here)

 

[TheIkariWarrior]

oh God some of those are funny :lol

 

[X26]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[ivysaur12]

:lol @ the clover

 

[wonderfuldays]

It's very old school, but useful.:lol :lol

 

[borghe]

can someone explain the "Please don't throw out your Wii." one?

 

[Krowley]

lol!!

wtf at the one with the four leaf clover?

And i like the one were somebody is just pouring coke on their wii...

Do people really need a warning not to pour drink on their system or put plants into them?

 

[SpacLock]

The last one is the best.

 

[Gio_CoD]

I love that the snowman has a hat on. Nintendo goes the extra mile with its warning labels.

I'm also apparently going to have to stop taking my Wii on picnics with me.

 

[heavy liquid]

It's a MAF snowman!

 

[Ravager61]

wtf is going on in this picture? Kids shouldnt hold blankets above their head anymore?

 

[Dragona Akehi]

Sorry but none of those top the "do not act like a pimp with your GBA" picture. Wii am lose.

 

[civilstrife]

I think some of those can make some kicking avatars.

 

[brandonh83]

CLOVER STUDIOS DEVELOPING ON WIII


YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[op_ivy]

new avatar get!

 

[Ristamar]

lol!!

wtf at the one with the four leaf clover?

Dont stick shit in the vents, I'd assume. Weird.

I love the "angry snowman" pic and the kid eating the twist-tie. :lol

 

[mushy]

Sorry but none of those top the "do not act like a pimp with your GBA" picture. Wii am lose.

picture to refresh memory`

 

[the year 20XX]

can someone explain the "Please don't throw out your Wii." one?

The Wii isn't "burnable" garbage. So I guess if you were going to throw it away, you'd have to sort it differently/on a different day/in a different bag (I don't really know, I don't live in Japan)

 

[jaypah]

don't cover you Wii with a blanket if it's sick.
do bring it some chicken noodle soup.

and why would they use a clover of all possible things to stick into the vent holes?

and that kid eating the twisty-tie looks like he's retardedly staring at the info-balloon like, "correct, am do eat twisty-tie".

 

[black_13]

Wait so it's not water/smoke/heat/cold proof? Pfft.

 

[Wario64]

Farewell, next gen!

 

[MrNibbles]

Sorry but none of those top the "do not act like a pimp with your GBA" picture. Wii am lose.

POST IT NOW

And, I TOTALLY did the strangle yourself while playing one, just to see how uncomfortable it would be. It was not very uncomfortable, and I played for a while like that.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

wtf is going on in this picture? Kids shouldnt hold blankets above their head anymore?

That's the bag from the the system.

-Don't let your kids play with suffocation devices-

 

[terrene]

:lol

What, no melee attacks in multiplayer? LAME!

 

[D-X]

The life and times of the Wii

Wii gets the flu

Wii develops 20 a day habit

Will gets raped with 4 leaf clover in the arse - not very lucky

 

[PlayStation Tree]

Darwin Award nominee?

 

[Cosmonaut X]

Managed to get my hands on an English translation of the booklet. Pretty interesting stuff:

 

[Fox_Paradox]

That's fricking hilarious. I hope they turn up in the european manual, as well. Would make it actually worth it plowing trough the manual stack the Wii is dreaded for.

 

[civilstrife]

Managed to get my hands on an English translation of the booklet. Pretty interesting stuff:

:lol :lol :lol

Perfect

 

[Sean*O]

.

 

[BrodiemanTTR]

Hey I do this all the time.

 

[SantaC]

:lol :lol

this made my day

 

[RumFore]

For some reason I now want to try half those incidents. Those illustrations just scream "try me".

 

[Odrion]

Sadly, this is as close as we will ever get of seeing Clover on a next gen console.

Thanks a lot Capcom.

 

[GilloD]

Shit. Now what am I going to do with all these clovers? I got them for Next Gen specifically. Guess I'll just stuff them inside PS2

 

[Krowley]

Shit. Now what am I going to do with all these clovers? I got them for Next Gen specifically. Guess I'll just stuff them inside PS2

:lol :lol

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Managed to get my hands on an English translation of the booklet. Pretty interesting stuff:

Direct hit!

 

[LOCK]

:lol :lol :lol

OMG

 

[Meier]

Classic! :lol I didnt look at my manual.. but does the US Wii have a color one? I bet it doesnt.

 

[Odysseus]

I think some of those can make some kicking avatars.

dibs on the snowman

 

[Servbot #42]

Sorry but none of those top the "do not act like a pimp with your GBA" picture. Wii am lose.

please post the picture dragona,pretty pls?

 

[monchi-kun]

<---accomplished

 

[JDSN]

Thats so nextgen!

 

[Katana_Strikes]

Star Wars game confirmed!:lol

 

[Corwood Rep]

Manual of the century.

 

[Tempy]

Haven't you guys ever read warnings and disclaimers before?

The Wii is an electronic appliance and should be discarded accordingly - not with the burnable trash or the biodegradable trash. Most manuals should contain a similar warning.

The plastic bag picture is a warning that it's not a toy and can pose a choking hazard. You'll see a warning on almost any plastic bags containing electronics.

As for the clover, it's obvious that it's a warning not to stick shit in the vents, be it plants, your penis, or your grandmother.

There's really nothing weird with this. They obviously included pictures rather than text only so that even simpletons can understand. I guess they haven't considered GAF.

 

[Kobun Heat]

can someone explain the "Please don't throw out your Wii." one?

In Japan, you have to recycle electronics properly; you can't just put them out with the trash.