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[Days like these...]

Sure biblical standards call for locust swarms but this is close enough right?

 

[BlackTron]

That's weird I trapped a cricket to bring outside about a half hour ago. Right around the time you posted this.

Perhaps the apocalypse is upon us. Finally.

 

[Peggies]

I'm genuinely terrified of them. Doesn't matter how small. They're the Putin of all insects. Vile, wicked and disgusting!

I think I would have to quit my job if we had them at work.

No no no, can't deal with them!

 

[funkygunther]

Say your prayers

 

[Yoboman]

Saw one last night too never seen one indoors

 

[IDKFA]

That doesn't sound too bad. Crack open the cider and enjoy the game.

 

[Hudo]

That doesn't sound too bad. Crack open the cider and enjoy the game.

Why are Brits so weird?

 

[IDKFA]

Why are Brits so weird?

We just invent the best sports.

 

[Hudo]

We just invent the best sports.

If you're British, please explain what the fuck you guys were thinking when you came up with Marmite.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

We just invent the best sports.

Do you?

 

[IDKFA]

If you're British, please explain what the fuck you guys were thinking when you came up with Marmite.

Yep. English born and bred. Marmite is a delight and food of kings, emperors and Gods. That and Marmalade.

 

[Dacvak]

Dude, our simulation started crumbling the moment harambe died. I’m surprised we haven’t gone full Revelations yet.

 

[Nobody_Important]

Why are Brits so weird?

It's the Tea. Rots their brains. Most countries have something similar imposed on them by the Illuminati world order to make them dumber and easier to control.


America experiences a similar effect with Mountain Dew. Australia has Vegemite. Ireland has alcohol. Italy has its damn hand gestures.


We are all doomed.

 

[Hudo]

Yep. English born and bred. Marmite is a delight and food of kings, emperors and Gods. That and Marmalade.

It's the third most vile thing I have ever put into my mouth.

 

[Hudo]

Mountain Dew.

I mean, when you compare Mountain Dew to energy drinks, the Dew is at least drinkable (from time to time).

 

[Tams]

Put on some cucumber sandwiches and tea and they'll at least quieten down for a few hours.

 

[IDKFA]

It's the third most vile thing I have ever put into my mouth.

What is the first and second?

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

We just invent the best sports.

I hate Cricket so much

 

[GymWolf]

No pics? What are you? A natalie portman nude?

 

[Hudo]

What is the first and second?

The second one was vodka with snake blood. The first one is.... classified.

 

[BlackTron]

It's the Tea. Rots their brains. Most countries have something similar imposed on them by the Illuminati world order to make them dumber and easier to control.


America experiences a similar effect with Mountain Dew. Australia has Vegemite. Ireland has alcohol. Italy has its damn hand gestures.


We are all doomed.

When you realize that Mountain Dew was chiefly adopted by Xbox fans, things start to make sense.

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

Do you mean food invasion?

Cook them and:

I had eaten it before, but it did not taste like chicken, more like cilantro grass.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

I mean, when you compare Mountain Dew to energy drinks, the Dew is at least drinkable (from time to time).

I’ll never understand what’s wrong with water for thirst and coffee for caffeination.

Flavored sodas are a scourge of civilizations and only acceptable in a mixed drink.

 

[Hudo]

I’ll never understand what’s wrong with water for thirst and coffee for caffeination.

Flavored sodas are a scourge of civilizations and only acceptable in a mixed drink.

Dunno either. I am firmly in the "water is for thirst, coffee is for caffeine" faction. If I feel fancy I drink a cappuccino or latte macchiato.

 

[Days like these...]

So I talked to my lady friend who works for Orkin and she said the Apocalypse may very well be upon us also that "this breeding round is crazy" and that they're everywhere

 

[Syphon Filter]

I’ll never understand what’s wrong with water for thirst and coffee for caffeination.

Flavored sodas are a scourge of civilizations and only acceptable in a mixed drink.

flavored soda is good.

 

[jshackles]

Dude, our simulation started crumbling the moment harambe died. I’m surprised we haven’t gone full Revelations yet.

We need a new Heroes (season 1) spin off for the modern age

"Save the gorilla, save the world"

 

[AlteredForms]

Perhaps the apocalypse is upon us. Finally.

 

[Days like these...]

So I googled it and they are locust. The apocalypse is upon us.

 

[CGNoire]

Sure biblical standards call for locust swarms but this is close enough right?

Could be worse. Someone could have wished you a Blessed day.

 

[Days like these...]

Could be worse. Someone could have wished you a Blessed day.

Yew right

 

[AJUMP23]

I have Cicadas all around me right now.