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[Cunth]

My wife makes this dish with chicken and sweet potatoes, and I tell ya, I could fill all the hot air balloons in Cappadocia right now

 

[J-Roderton]

It's good to have interests.

 

[Papa]

Onion and kidney beans fuck me up real bad.

 

[niveaformen]

I bet you're married to Nina Oyama, or at least wish you were.

 

[Cunth]

I bet you're married to Nina Oyama, or at least wish you were.

She’s my waifu

 

[Papa]

She’s my waifu

I thought I was

 

[DoctorEkkoUK]

For me it is bingeing on junk food. I don't do it often but if I smash a dominos and wings or something I will be guffing for hours.

 

[funkygunther]

Kale

 

[logicslayer]

Anything with potatoes seems to do it to me right now.

 

[Jaxx_377]

I could declare a public health emergency if i eat a blooming onion for the outback. I had to stop eating them all together, what came out of me was something straight from hell.

 

[Ownage]

Onions and fatty beef

 

[cap_shepard_fan_boy]

Broccoli. I eat bowls of it with my diet and it wreaks havoc on me and my family.

 

[Constant Flux]

Probably Taco Bell even though I’ve sworn it off. It’s garbage food for dick sucking prices.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

This one time 15 years ago I ate Taco Bell

Never again

 

[lil puff]

Beer.

It's a ghastly odor too.

 

[Mista]

Anything with beans. Good god, farting machine.

 

[Frank Spencer]

sausage roll playing

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Egg Salad = Hot Toots

 

[CyberPanda]

Onion and kidney beans fuck me up real bad.

I wish I was there to smell this.

For me, it’s primarily anything with milk. And, I usually eat fast, so I toot all the time.

 

[Paltheos]

... not food, strictly speaking, but apple juice makes my rectum go crazy, and I guzzle it down. It's bad to the point that my friend has openly banned me from drinking apple juice in his home.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Carne Asada Fries

A SoCal delicacy

Man, I miss home

Enjoy the meal, but good luck with the fart power after that

 

[CyberPanda]

Carne Asada Fries

A SoCal delicacy

Man, I miss home

Enjoy the meal, but good luck with the fart power after that

Fuck. That looks so good.

 

[Rentahamster]

Semen is gas forming.

 

[Fbh]

Anything beans related ... and leeks

 

[Tesseract]

human flesh

 

[Melon]

Well since getting my gallbladder out....pretty much everything.

 

[CyberPanda]

Well since getting my gallbladder out....pretty much everything.

Awww hugs

 

[bucyou]

cunth thread? cunth thread!

 

[pennythoughts]

your mom's ass

 

[tkscz]

Don't know what it is about Froot Loops but I get gassy ass hell when I eat these.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Don't know what it is about Froot Loops but I get gassy ass hell when I eat these.

Sugar Farts?

 

[tkscz]

Sugar Farts?

Always thought it was the milk but no other cereal made me as gassy. And unless sugar smells like the air around a water treatment plant, I don't think it's the sugar.

 

[CyberPanda]

Always thought it was the milk but no other cereal made me as gassy. And unless sugar smells like the air around a water treatment plant, I don't think it's the sugar.

It’s probably the milk.

 

[kingwingin]

Worst is when I eat undercooked chicken. My shit is slime and you can taste the farts it's so potent

 

[brap]

None because my body isn't retarded. I don't halfway shit myself because of some food lmao

 

[CyberPanda]

None because my body isn't retarded. I don't halfway shit myself because of some food lmao

That means you are genetically blessed.

 

[brap]

That means you are genetically blessed.

I guess. People always talking about shitting from taco bell or whatever and it's never happened to me.

 

[CyberPanda]

I guess. People always talking about shitting from taco bell or whatever and it's never happened to me.

It just depends on the hygiene of the workers and stuff I guess. Also, you have a digestive tract of a tank. You should thank your parents for that tonight. And send them a heart emoji.

 

[TTOOLL]

Oats.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Citrus fruit, middle eastern food like kebobs, indian food.

 

[lil puff]

lol I don't even Egg Salad anymore, or some of the things you guys are talking about.

I did not know oats were a thing, but I guess that is the fibre pushing things oat.

 

[lil puff]

I wish I was there to smell this.

For me, it’s primarily anything with milk. And, I usually eat fast, so I toot all the time.

You wish you were here to smell this?

Made me laugh so hard.

 

[lachesis]

Beans! They make me fart like Rally X car with thunderous sound.... thing is I love beans - all kinds of it.

 

[lil puff]

Beans are also good for you.

 

[CyberPanda]

You wish you were here to smell this?

Made me laugh so hard.

Yes, I love smelling farts and grading them. My friends and I do it all the time.

 

[Cunth]

ever eaten curried panda?

 

[CyberPanda]

ever eaten curried panda?

I’ve never ate a panda bear, no. But, I love Indian curry, and Thai curry. Japanese curry is good too. I just fucking love spicy food!

 

[lil puff]

CyberPanda I bet you still have all the spreadsheets and hold them above your friends heads.

Cunth is that even legal

 

[CyberPanda]

CyberPanda I bet you still have all the spreadsheets and hold them above your friends heads.

Cunth is that even legal

I don’t need spreadsheets. All the grades are embedded within my mind.

 

[lil puff]

I don’t need spreadsheets. All the grades are embedded within my mind.

and the minds of the people around your nasty ass