What do you do when your roommate is going at it with his GF?

[HardRojo]

So I came back from a little birthday party an hour ago and I wasn't really sleepy. Now, I usually stay at my friend's when I come to this part of town, so naturally, I came back here after staying with this girl for a while, who I met at said party. I thought my friend was going to be alone, and that was fine by me since I always stay in the spare room, but then I heard some moaning, which at first was awkward, because I seriously though someone was choking (Editor's note: I'm very good friends with my friend's GF, we have even farted in the same room lol, several times over the years). I stood up and walked to my friend's room (not inside), but I realized what was going on soon enough, so I just went back to bed and tried to sleep (while regretting not bringing the girl from the party over, because I didn't know my friend was going to be going hardcore on his GF). The somewhat awkward part happened like 15 mins later. She came over to my room (just wearing a jacket), asking if I could ring my friend because his phone was apparently "nowhere to be found" and she had tried ringing him to no avail. I rang him, and lo and behold, the phone rang and was inside the jacket she was wearing. Look, my friend was wasted as fuck (he had fallen asleep real bad, I entered his room and he was snorting while asleep), so yeah, not even my slaps woke him up. I'm pretty sure my lady friend (his GF) wanted to fuck me, but I'm not planning to ruin a longtime friendship over something like that, so I just took her to another bed and came back to my room to type this thread on GAF. Both of them are probably fast asleep by now and I'm glad I didn't do something stupid. I've already lost a friendship over something similar, I learned the lesson.

Good night (morning?) GAF.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

 

[Dellrizla]

Applaud

That being said, did the right thing.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Title does not match OP.

But to answer your question:

 

[Cardigan]

Wow you guys farted in the same room, multiple times? Sounds like true love OP, time to steal your friend's girl.

 

[SolarMystic]

This has happened to me several times with roommates in the past.

It gets really awkward when your current roommate is a co-worker, and is having sex with another one of your co-workers and she is VERY loud.

I always felt weird seeing her at work the next day...

 

[Jenenser]

was the jacket long enough to cover her lower parts?

don't overanalyze it, nothing happened in the end.

Wow you guys farted in the same room, multiple times? Sounds like true love OP, time to steal your friend's girl.

dafuck?

 

[DiipuSurotu]

I don't get why you thought she wanted to fuck you?

 

[Maximo]

I don't get why you thought she wanted to fuck you?

Brah all the girls wants OP Deck.

 

[windz]

I don't get why you thought she wanted to fuck you?

The fart smell is so intoxicating. Cannot resist.

 

[blast processed]

This is your opportunity

 

[HardRojo]

was the jacket long enough to cover her lower parts?

don't overanalyze it, nothing happened in the end.

Long enough to cover the lady parts, but still could see some ass, and man that's one fine ass. I really wanted to slap it lol, but I contained myself. Also, my friend was naked when I entered the room so she knows I heard everything, she even looked at me funny when I exited the room.

 

[Boaty McBoatface]

Long enough to cover the lady parts, but still could see some ass, and man that's one fine ass. I really wanted to slap it lol, but I contained myself. Also, my friend was naked when I entered the room so she knows I heard everything, she even looked at me funny when I exited the room.

I fuckin lol'd

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Long enough to cover the lady parts, but still could see some ass, and man that's one fine ass. I really wanted to slap it lol, but I contained myself.

A true gentleman.

 

[HardRojo]

I don't get why you thought she wanted to fuck you?

My friend was fast asleep and she came over to my room with the excuse of trying to ring my friend's phone, even though it was inside a pocket of the jacket she was wearing and she "had already tried to ring it", but I hadn't heard a ringtone before she came to the room. If she didn't want to fuck then I don't know why she pulled that shit.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

My friend was fast asleep and she came over to my room with the excuse of trying to ring my friend's phone, even though it was inside a pocket of the jacket she was wearing and she "had already tried to ring it", but I hadn't heard a ringtone before she came to the room. If she didn't want to fuck then I don't know why she pulled that shit.

I've looked for my phone while holding it while sober.

Do you think I'm coming onto you?

 

[Schmitty]

My friend was fast asleep and she came over to my room with the excuse of trying to ring my friend's phone, even though it was inside a pocket of the jacket she was wearing and she "had already tried to ring it", but I hadn't heard a ringtone before she came to the room. If she didn't want to fuck then I don't know why she pulled that shit.

Maybe the jacket was not on her when she rang it. Don't read too much into drunk antics.

 

[schlongdog]

My friend was fast asleep and she came over to my room with the excuse of trying to ring my friend's phone, even though it was inside a pocket of the jacket she was wearing and she "had already tried to ring it", but I hadn't heard a ringtone before she came to the room. If she didn't want to fuck then I don't know why she pulled that shit.

I don't know how quite to say this.......



She didn't want to fuck you

 

[Liamc723]

My friend was fast asleep and she came over to my room with the excuse of trying to ring my friend's phone, even though it was inside a pocket of the jacket she was wearing and she "had already tried to ring it", but I hadn't heard a ringtone before she came to the room. If she didn't want to fuck then I don't know why she pulled that shit.

I think you're reaching quite a bit there.

 

[HardRojo]

I've looked for my phone while holding it while sober.

Do you think I'm coming onto you?

She said she had tried ringing it. If she had, it would have rang as it did when I actually did ring it and she would have noticed it was in the pocket. I also would have been able to hear the ringtone since the rooms are next to each other, and remember, I heard the action. I don't think I'm overthinking it to be honest.

 

[Pankratous]

My roommate going at it with his GF doesn't affect me at all.

Regarding the OP though... Uh...

 

[Jenenser]

She said she had tried ringing it. If she had, it would have rang as it did when I actually did ring it and she would have noticed it was in the pocket. I also would have been able to hear the ringtone since the rooms are next to each other, and remember, I heard the action. I don't think I'm overthinking it to be honest.

yeah, than be glad you didn't fuck both of your friends. (if you describe yourself as just that)

now, go to the bathroom, shoot one in the sink and than go to sleep.

 

[giga]

She said she had tried ringing it. If she had, it would have rang as it did when I actually did ring it and she would have noticed it was in the pocket. I also would have been able to hear the ringtone since the rooms are next to each other, and remember, I heard the action. I don't think I'm overthinking it to be honest.

Bruh, even if she was lying about trying to call his phone, it doesn't mean she wanted to fuck you.

 

[ATF487]

I put on headphones and try to ignore it. Not much more you can do...

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

She said she had tried ringing it. If she had, it would have rang as it did when I actually did ring it and she would have noticed it was in the pocket. I also would have been able to hear the ringtone since the rooms are next to each other, and remember, I heard the action. I don't think I'm overthinking it to be honest.

You're just a mark working yourself into a shoot.

 

[Zaphrynn]

Wearing only a jacket to ask for your help does give me pause, but maybe she's pretty lax about nudity, or really drunk. Either way it doesn't matter since she's dating your roommate.

As for avoiding hearing your roommate bang: headphones.

 

[HardRojo]

I think you're reaching quite a bit there.

I don't know how quite to say this.......



She didn't want to fuck you

Maybe the jacket was not on her when she rang it. Don't read too much into drunk antics.

Yeah, she probably didn't have it on her. That's possible. Either way, I'm glad I can sleep easy today. They'll probably joke about the situation tomorrow, I don't know.

 

[JoJoShabadoo]

Nah she didn't want to fuck you, especially if she had just been fucked before going over to your room. Good job at not slapping her ass though.

 

[Greddleok]

Sounds like you're massively overthinking it. People do dumb shit all the time, doesn't mean they want to bang you.

My dad once asked me how to send a text message after he sent one to me the day before. Must have wanted it. He has a damn fine ass too. Doesn't mean I'm attracted to him though.

 

[ClosingADoor]

I'm confused. This is your roommate, but you are talking about sleeping in a spare room? So is this your house or not?

Not that it matters, unless this is a regular thing and keeps you from sleeping when you need to get up early for work, school, whatever, just ignore it or use some earplugs. Otherwise bring it up to your friend some time. Not during.

 

[Joey Fox]

Bruh, even if she was lying about trying to call his phone, it doesn't mean she wanted to fuck you.

I agree with OP. She wanted to fuck him. I would have done it.

 

[giga]

Long enough to cover the lady parts, but still could see some ass, and man that's one fine ass. I really wanted to slap it lol, but I contained myself. Also, my friend was naked when I entered the room so she knows I heard everything, she even looked at me funny when I exited the room.

 

[Hey Im Patrick]

OP, don't assume that she wants to have sex with you. That kind of thinking will lead to disappointments and regrets.

 

[Violet_0]

are you attracted to your to your roommate's girlfriend, op?

 

[funkypie]

You should have just fucked her and if your friend found out, just say at the end of the day busting a nut is all that matters. I'm sure he will understand .

 

[Shredderi]

She wanted to fuck you right after she had already fucked her boyfriend? The hunger is real.

Spoiler

The hunger is propably not real, but if it was then fucking a girl who just had sex with someone else minutes ago wouldn't be my thing anyway

 

[Hoo-doo]

Dude, she probably has zero interest in you. Don't start tipping the ol' fedora just yet.

 

[jesu]

She didn't want to fuck you.

 

[Dennis]

I don't want to give you specific advice, OP. I will just offer two general thoughts.

1. #YOLO
2. Burn it all to the ground.

 

[Kinyou]

How did she react after the cellphone turned out to be in the jacket? Did she try to stick around or did she go off to bed? I feel like that would give more insight to any intentions

 

[HardRojo]

Dude, she probably has zero interest in you. Don't start tipping the ol' fedora just yet.

are you attracted to your to your roommate's girlfriend, op?

She's cute, we've made out in the past (stupid party) but nothing beyond that. We're very good friends and we've seen each other in undies several times.I don't really think the sexual tension between us is there. It's just that I'm a guy who likes girls and she's a girl who likes guys.

I'm confused. This is your roommate, but you are talking about sleeping in a spare room? So is this your house or not?

Not that it matters, unless this is a regular thing and keeps you from sleeping when you need to get up early for work, school, whatever, just ignore it or use some earplugs. Otherwise bring it up to your friend some time. Not during.

Oh no, I don't live with him. As I said in the OP, I usually stay in his place when I come to this part of the city.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

She's cute, we've made out in the past (stupid party) but nothing beyond that. We're very good friends and we've seen each other in undies several times.I don't really think the sexual tension between us is there.

 

[Rushersauce]

I remember when I had a roommate that fucked his girlfriend every fucking day. At first I had no problems with it, but then it started to get annoying, specially with the walls being paper thin and his bed and mine being in the same position but just separated by said wall.

 

[Surface of Me]

It's nearly 8 AM and I'm so glad I'm up right now just because I read this thread. So many LOLs

 

[Messofanego]

I'm glad you didn't slap that ass or tried to fuck her. Need to give more details of why you thought she wanted to fuck you, cause the phone bit doesn't count. Was it body language?

 

[HardRojo]

How did she react after the cellphone turned out to be in the jacket? Did she try to stick around or did she go off to bed? I feel like that would give more insight to any intentions

I'll be honest. The evil in me faked it at first, and I said it wasn't ringing because it was probably off. She didn't act weird when I said that and didn't ask me to try again. Then I tried again (for real this time, but somewhat hoping it wouldn't ring), and it rang. She said "Oh, it's in this pocket" and tried to shrug it off as a stupid oversight on her part, that's when I decided to walk her to the other bed in my friend's room and noticed he was naked. I slapped him in the face and he didn't even budge. She looked at me weird before I came back to my room.

 

[ClosingADoor]

Oh no, I don't live with him. As I said in the OP, I usually stay in his place when I come to this part of the city.

Then you certainly don't want to bring it up. If it happens a lot and makes you uncomfortable, stay at your own place.

I'll be honest. The evil in me faked it at first, and I said it wasn't ringing because it was probably off. She didn't act weird when I said that and didn't ask me to try again. Then I tried again (for real this time, but somewhat hoping it wouldn't ring), and it rang. She said "Oh, it's in this pocket" and tried to shrug it off as a stupid oversight on her part, that's when I decided to walk her to the other bed in my friend's room and noticed he was naked. I slapped him in the face and he didn't even budge. She looked at me weird before I came back to my room.

What did you think would happen by not letting the phone ring? This story makes no sense at all.

 

[entremet]

Ha!

Last time I dealt with this was college. Fun times indeed.

 

[Surface of Me]

I'll be honest. The evil in me faked it at first, and I said it wasn't ringing because it was probably off. She didn't act weird when I said that and didn't ask me to try again. Then I tried again (for real this time, but somewhat hoping it wouldn't ring), and it rang. She said "Oh, it's in this pocket" and tried to shrug it off as a stupid oversight on her part, that's when I decided to walk her to the other bed in my friend's room and noticed he was naked. I slapped him in the face and he didn't even budge. She looked at me weird before I came back to my room.

Man you seem like a weird dude. No offense

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

I was that friend OP, it's part of the thrill.