What do you do when your roommate is going at it with his GF?

[Gordon Shumway]

Man you seem like a weird dude. No offense

lol..

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I'll be honest. The evil in me faked it at first, and I said it wasn't ringing because it was probably off. She didn't act weird when I said that and didn't ask me to try again. Then I tried again (for real this time, but somewhat hoping it wouldn't ring), and it rang. She said "Oh, it's in this pocket" and tried to shrug it off as a stupid oversight on her part, that's when I decided to walk her to the other bed in my friend's room and noticed he was naked. I slapped him in the face and he didn't even budge. She looked at me weird before I came back to my room.

Nothing about this makes sense. You're either really reading into something that wasn't there or you're making part of/all of this up.

 

[travisbickle]

Glad I didn't post on forums when I was a virgin.

 

[giga]

I'll be honest. The evil in me faked it at first, and I said it wasn't ringing because it was probably off. She didn't act weird when I said that and didn't ask me to try again. Then I tried again (for real this time, but somewhat hoping it wouldn't ring), and it rang. She said "Oh, it's in this pocket" and tried to shrug it off as a stupid oversight on her part, that's when I decided to walk her to the other bed in my friend's room and noticed he was naked. I slapped him in the face and he didn't even budge. She looked at me weird before I came back to my room.

 

[Hoo-doo]

I'll be honest. The evil in me faked it at first, and I said it wasn't ringing because it was probably off. She didn't act weird when I said that and didn't ask me to try again. Then I tried again (for real this time, but somewhat hoping it wouldn't ring), and it rang. She said "Oh, it's in this pocket" and tried to shrug it off as a stupid oversight on her part, that's when I decided to walk her to the other bed in my friend's room and noticed he was naked. I slapped him in the face and he didn't even budge. She looked at me weird before I came back to my room.

'The evil in you'? Who are you, Shadow the Hedgehog?

It reads to me that you are kinda spinning this story to make yourself sound like a cool and collected badass who got eyefucked by your roommates' girlfriend. Likely, the real story is pretty boring. Why even walk her to his room when you know they just got done fucking like animals? Did her feet skid on the floor from how wet you were making her and you thought she needed an escort or something?

You are weird as hell, or your storytelling habits are weird as hell.

 

[HardRojo]

Man you seem like a weird dude. No offense

Mah, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure several people have been in a similar situation. How exactly do I sound like a weird dude? :/

Then you certainly don't want to bring it up. If it happens a lot and makes you uncomfortable, stay at your own place.

What did you think would happen by not letting the phone ring? This story makes no sense at all.

Regarding the first part: It really isn't that much of a problem, I mean, I've stayed here several times and it's been fine lol, it's just that this particular time was very loud and I happened to be asleep.

Regarding the second part: I don't really know, I probably would have tried to go for it but I backed off in the end.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Missed opportunity for a hot double dick threesome, that's what she wanted

 

[bobs...onGaf]

I don't understand why you are roommates if you have a spare room? Surely life would be more comfortable if one of you just took the spare room?

Sorry I know this is a bit off topic but that was the part I found strangest of all of this

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Missed opportunity for a hot double dick threesome, that's what she wanted

 

[GK86]

OP, your roommate was naked when you got to the room. Sending out the vibe he wants a threesome.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Rah. You better tell your boy about this. He's gonna be hurting lol

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

To be young and getting into these shenanigans

 

[Dictator93]

OP, your roommate was naked when you got to the room. Sending out the vibe he wants a threesome.

What does our spectral analysis tool say about these vibes?

Are they evergreen in colour?

 

[Surface of Me]

Mah, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure several people have been in a similar situation. How exactly do I sound like a weird dude? :/

I aint your Mah or Pah.

 

[daviyoung]

do her farts inflame your ardor?

 

[Hey Im Patrick]

OP, your roommate was naked when you got to the room. Sending out the vibe he wants a threesome.

But he slapped him and did not woke up.


Wait.. you slapped him while he's naked? Slapped where? Or what kind of slap?

 

[Spork4000]

But he slapped him and did not woke up.


Wait.. you slapped him while he's naked? Slapped where? Or what kind of slap?

 

[iNvid02]

But he slapped him and did not woke up.


Wait.. you slapped him while he's naked? Slapped where? Or what kind of slap?

op wanted to slap the gf's cheeks, but settled for slapping his friends cheeks.

 

[Violet_0]

But he slapped him and did not woke up.


Wait.. you slapped him while he's naked? Slapped where? Or what kind of slap?

but still could see some ass, and man that's one fine ass. I really wanted to slap it lol

.

 

[psynergylover]

LOL this thread is going somewhere

 

[HardRojo]

'The evil in you'? Who are you, Shadow the Hedgehog?

It reads to me that you are kinda spinning this story to make yourself sound like a cool and collected badass who got eyefucked by your roommates' girlfriend. Likely, the real story is pretty boring. Why even walk her to his room when you know they just got done fucking like animals? Did her feet skid on the floor from how wet you were making her and you thought she needed an escort or something?

You are weird as hell, or your storytelling habits are weird as hell.

It's probably my non-native English making me sound weird in some sentences. No, seriously, I'm not trying to sound like a badass or someone cool or anything like that. I'm reading everyone's point of view and I'm not pushing mine any further now since some people might be right and I was probably reading too much into it. I'm not going as far as taking pics just to prove my case though.

Just to clarify some things: My friend lives with his cousin and another friend of ours. I live in my own place, but he usually has the place free during the weekend since the other guys usually go to their parent's (about 2 hours away) during the weekend. When I come over to this part of the city (Lima, Peru) for a party or something like that, it's easier for me to bring a change of clothes, stay at my friend's and go back to my place the next after lunch.

 

[HardRojo]

I aint your Mah or Pah.

I'm sorry, I tried to type Man but SwiftKey somehow typed Mah and I didn't notice.

 

[Alcotholic]

When i go at it with my girlfriend i try to be quiet, but im sure everyone in the apartment knows we're bangin'.

 

[Edwardo]

One of my roommates' bedrooms is right above mine. When him and his girlfriend have sex, it shakes the furniture in my room. The first time it happened I thought there was an earthquake, but then I heard her moaning.

 

[HardRojo]

But he slapped him and did not woke up.


Wait.. you slapped him while he's naked? Slapped where? Or what kind of slap?

Cheek lol. And yeah, I'm talking about the face, not THAT kind of cheek.

 

[DeathyBoy]

I'd probably fap

 

[lobdale]

I decided to walk her to the other bed in my friend's room and noticed he was naked. I slapped him in the face and he didn't even budge. She looked at me weird before I came back to my room.

Assuming this is true, in what goddamned universe is this ever a reasonable course of action? Walk this girl back to his ROOM and slap your friend in the FACE are you mental?

But I'm guessing it's made up sorry op

 

[jts]

have you ever been so thirsty you fantasize about sloppy seconds with your friends drunken gf

 

[Rayis]

You go at it with yourself just as hard, she'd wish she was your hand

 

[Carl]

Man you seem like a weird dude. No offense

This is my one takeaway from this thread

 

[HardRojo]

Assuming this is true, in what goddamned universe is this ever a reasonable course of action? Walk this girl back to his ROOM are you mental?

But I'm guessing it's made up sorry op

I'm being truthful. My friend's room has two beds, so we went inside and she laid on the empty bed. I don't really want to take a pic just to show you guys I'm not making things up.

 

[Nibel]

I KNOW WHEN THE HOTLINE BLING

that can only mean one thing

 

[Ladekabel]

I came into thread and wanted to say that when I once was away at a workshop my roommate came with a girl (wasn't his GF) he picked up in the middle of the night. First they woke me up by hammering against the door and then coming in. They went to his room and began moaning and smacking their lips. Then, because they woke me up, I went to the toilet and pooped. Heard them the whole time how she didn't want to do it now because I might hear it but they continued when I was back in my bed.

Then I read the OP and some answers and I can't stop laughing.

 

[Cloyster]

This is my one takeaway from this thread

Agreed.

 

[HardRojo]

Agreed.

This is my one takeaway from this thread

Well, that's certainly a shame :/

 

[LogicStep]

Sounds like you're massively overthinking it. People do dumb shit all the time, doesn't mean they want to bang you.

My dad once asked me how to send a text message after he sent one to me the day before. Must have wanted it. He has a damn fine ass too. Doesn't mean I'm attracted to him though.

I've looked for my phone while holding it while sober.

Do you think I'm coming onto you?

Things like this among the other more obvious replies is why I keep coming to gaf, lol.

 

[Veins]

i want to believe

 

[neorej]

Join in. Can't make a sandwich with one dude.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I don't really want to take a pic just to show you guys I'm not making things up.

Yes you do.

 

[mp1990]

I don't come in the OT section of GAF often but

every time i do it's simply amazing. Thanks OP, been awhile since I last laughed so hard.

 

[funkypie]

Op I believe your story and I don't think you're weird, the matter of her wanting to fuck you though is another question. Could have been nothing, she could have wanted to fuck, if the genders were reversed, you'd bet the guy would want to fuck.

Problem is you're posting his on gaf, people aren't allowed to say they get laid, have sex or could potentially have sex without the usual 'lies, bullshit or bragging thread'.

 

[chrisPjelly]

Maybe she came into the room so you guys could share a moment of farting... multiple times

 

[Nibel]

For real though: feels like you got feelings for her and are interested in some intercourse

 

[wamberz1]

Put in my ear plugs cause im trying to fucking sleep and it's 3 in the morning

 

[Messofanego]

Did her feet skid on the floor from how wet you were making her

haha wow

 

[Hey Im Patrick]

Op I believe your story and I don't think you're weird, the matter of her wanting to fuck you though is another question. Could have been nothing, she could have wanted to fuck, if the genders were reversed, you'd bet the guy would want to fuck.

Problem is you're posting his on gaf, people aren't allowed to say they get laid, have sex or could potentially have sex without the usual 'lies, bullshit or bragging thread'.

 

[HardRojo]

Maybe she came into the room so you guys could share a moment of farting... multiple times

In retrospect, this I should have done lol.

 

[Messofanego]

Maybe you should try farting next time as a mating signal to see if she's down for the deed. If she farts back, it's on.

 

[Emperor Bohe]

'The evil in you'? Who are you, Shadow the Hedgehog?

It reads to me that you are kinda spinning this story to make yourself sound like a cool and collected badass who got eyefucked by your roommates' girlfriend. Likely, the real story is pretty boring. Why even walk her to his room when you know they just got done fucking like animals? Did her feet skid on the floor from how wet you were making her and you thought she needed an escort or something?

You are weird as hell, or your storytelling habits are weird as hell.

oh my fucking god I'm dead. Thank you for that laugh haha

 

[itsbenoclock]

I'm being truthful. My friend's room has two beds, so we went inside and she laid on the empty bed. I don't really want to take a pic just to show you guys I'm not making things up.

Mhm...ok.