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[quickwhips]

Im trying to find some old muscle cars and girls in bikini calendar for my father in laws garage. I can only find new cars and naked girls. Why is this so challenging? They were a dime a dozen in the past. Is this hard to find because of woke culture or porn ruins clothed girls calendars?

 

[Tesseract]

it's an important question and i hope someone can get to the bottom of it

 

[n0razi]

I think its because no one buys calendars in 2019

 

[MGHA]

Naked women are no longer a mystery so no point in hiding it.

 

[triplestation]

same thing that happened to rock and roll

 

[Papa]

Probably the same thing that happened to grid girls

 

[brap]

I think its because no one buys calendars in 2019

The same people that buy calendars are the same ones that would want cars and models on them.

 

[Mista]

You’ll find them in those “support me” sites with digital calendars

 

[quickwhips]

The same people that buy calendars are the same ones that would want cars and models on them.

I mean there is a market why not sale to them?

 

[brap]

I mean there is a market why not sale to them?

Idk. Looks like there's plenty online though. Just like everything else these days.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

I have some colleagues that keep some old calendars with the babes on them... old classiques, they are.

 

[brap]

I have some colleagues that keep some old calendars with the babes on them... old classiques, they are.

I still got my babe calendar from when I was a kid

 

[The Pleasure]

I still got my babe calendar from when I was a kid

Isn't she like fourteen hanging around with a dog? Who the fuck let the dog out anyways? Fucker getting his paws all over the bbq.

 

[GV82]

Probably all retired by now the movie is 16yrs old

 

[Nymphae]

Titillating pictures of scantily clad women are seen as too quaint in a world where people enjoy 10 on 1 runaway gangbangs and anal gaping cinema.

I've been thinking about heading down to one of my local bookstores that has a repository of super old Playboys for sale. That old stuff feels so wholesome now, it's insane.

 

[iconmaster]

That old stuff feels so wholesome now, it's insane.

"Wait, you mean... they're just naked?"

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

They were material girls living in a material world

 

[iconmaster]

Maybe get a muscle car calendar and a babe calendar and hang them side by side.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

They on instagram bro

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I still got my babe calendar from when I was a kid

Well this explains alot

 

[Rock And Roll]

same thing that happened to rock and roll

What happened to me?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Here man, I've made a crappy calendar just for you. Print it out and enjoy.
I would have added some cars too, but I don't feel like it tbh.

 

[G-Bus]

They're definitely out there.

I usually find Callander booth type things in malls this time of year. Sports Illustrated usually have a decent bikini one. I'm sure you could find a soft hentai type Callander online. Bet he's never seen that.

 

[DESTROYA]

Here

Amazon.com : girls in bikini calendar 2020

Not sure why 2 images were posted butt it could be a worse image

 

[haxan7]

People shoot out all their jizz to infinite free porn of every variety and they don't have any semen left to make them want to look at butts in their calendars.

 

[EverydayBeast]

I would say you could still find them

 

[quickwhips]

guys my father in law just likes having them in his garage. Its easy to find girls on cars but not one of classic cars and girls. Also i wouldnt want nude girls in my garage but im ok with swimsuits.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

I still got my babe calendar from when I was a kid

mahhh boiiiiiiiii

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Im trying to find some old muscle cars and girls in bikini calendar for my father in laws garage. I can only find new cars and naked girls. Why is this so challenging? They were a dime a dozen in the past. Is this hard to find because of woke culture or porn ruins clothed girls calendars?

they still sell this stuff. maybe not in big cities anymore, but at gas stations and stuff, at least around the south. if you go to Florida, damn right u are going to find some calendar girls. you are even going to find coffee mugs shaped like breasts.

 

[quickwhips]

they still sell this stuff. maybe not in big cities anymore, but at gas stations and stuff, at least around the south. if you go to Florida, damn right u are going to find some calendar girls. you are even going to find coffee mugs shaped like breasts.

Naked girls on cars and girls in bikini on classic cars is not the same thing.

 

[ExpandKong]

I still got my babe calendar from when I was a kid

Ah yes, a man of culture.

 

[Blade2.0]

Just taking a guess but it's probably because most people have calendars on their phones nowadays. Why no one hasn't made a babe calendar for everyday of the year on your phone. now that's a different question.

 

[nush]

Women stopped getting turned on by being on a tropical beach covered in oil with their massive bush hanging out. Then they got bored of cars and started instagram accounts instead.