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[Elektro Demon]

So have you noticed that cats dream? They do, it's been scientifically proven. While our feeline friends sleep they tend to twitch and spasm if it's an intense dream.
But, no one discovered what is that they dream? Is it food, is it chasing mice, is it murdering a dog? No one knows.
So, what do you think cats dream about?
I'll go first. I don't think they dream at all. When they fall "asleep" I think they're comunicating with the aliens. They're telling them everything we humans are doing. It's been going on for years.
We let them in our homes, we think they like us but in reality they're snitches. They're in cahoots with the aliens and it's only a matter of time when the aliens will invade us and basically enslave us.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

When all the humans eventually destroy each other, cats will reign supreme

 

[GymWolf]

They probably dream a world where they are not the inferior home pets

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

It's true.

 

[Elektro Demon]

It's true.

I'm glad you see the truth brother.

 

[TrainedRage]

Have you seen the video where an octopus is dreaming? It changes its camouflage and tells us that it’s dreaming of being on the sea floor catching food. It’s crazy and yes they are aliens.
Octopus are aliens.

 

[Tesseract]

Have you seen the video where an octopus is dreaming? It changes its camouflage and tells us that it’s dreaming of being on the sea floor catching food. It’s crazy and yes they are aliens.
Octopus are aliens.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

link

 

[StormCell]

When all the humans eventually destroy each other, cats will reign supreme

But then they will have no one to yell at when they can see the bottom of their food bowl but still have half their food remaining. Their furry little worlds will shatter without the human servants around.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Have you seen the video where an octopus is dreaming? It changes its camouflage and tells us that it’s dreaming of being on the sea floor catching food. It’s crazy and yes they are aliens.
Octopus are aliens.

What???
Give a link man.

 

[TrainedRage]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

link

I think it’s this one....

 

[Tesseract]

I think it’s this one....

 

[Elektro Demon]

That's insane. If the octopus is dreaming about catching food then I bet cats are also dreaming about that too.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I think it’s this one....

 

[Elektro Demon]

But then they will have no one to yell at when they can see the bottom of their food bowl but still have half their food remaining. Their furry little worlds will shatter without the human servants around.

Well, not neccasirily.
Cats are still very good hunters/predators.

 

[TrainedRage]

Are octopuses aliens from outer space that were brought to Earth by meteors?

Octopuses are aliens. That’s the claim being made by a team of 33 researchers published in a peer-reviewed scientific journal.

www.google.com

Scientists suggest octopuses might actually be aliens

Normally when you see a story about someone claiming that aliens are hanging out here on Earth, its origins can be traced to a misguided conspiracy theorist or crackpot ranting on YouTube. So when …

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[EverydayBeast]

 

[Mihos]

 

[lock2k]

So have you noticed that cats dream? They do, it's been scientifically proven. While our feeline friends sleep they tend to twitch and spasm if it's an intense dream.
But, no one discovered what is that they dream? Is it food, is it chasing mice, is it murdering a dog? No one knows.
So, what do you think cats dream about?
I'll go first. I don't think they dream at all. When they fall "asleep" I think they're comunicating with the aliens. They're telling them everything we humans are doing. It's been going on for years.
We let them in our homes, we think they like us but in reality they're snitches. They're in cahoots with the aliens and it's only a matter of time when the aliens will invade us and basically enslave us.

They dream about how to get food and shelter while getting rid of their owners.

 

[TindalosPup]

I have a sneaking suspicion that my cat dreams about sleeping, it's her favorite thing to do

My mum's cat, on the other hand, dreams of murder

 

[Meowzers]

They don't call me Meowzers for nothing, b.

Cats are evil...but bloody hell I love to cuddle mine, even if he loves to kill me.

 

[DESTROYA]

Cats dream about sleeping because that’s the do all day

 

[Tesseract]

Cats dream about sleeping because that’s the do all day

my cat murders animals all day

he's absolutely shredded on fancy feast flaked fish and shrimpy, and plenty of squirrel guts

 

[JordanN]

They probably dream a world where they are not the inferior home pets

 

[LaughingStock]

Reminds me of a short story from the Dream Country volume of sandman. It's called "a dream of a thousand cats".