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[King Mystery]

What is the sexiest gum that can be chewed?

E.G. What gum has a scent that, under the right conditions, can enhance the chewer's sex appeal, such when a member of the opposite (or same) sex sees the chewer and smells their gum, they might find them somewhat more attractive than if they weren't chewing the gum at that moment?


C'mon. I know I'm not crazy on this. There was a girl this last semester that I thought looked like a 7, but every time she sat near me while chewing Juicy Fruit, she dropped to like a 5.

 

[Cameron122]

A butt

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

It's impossible to not look like a grazing cow with gum in your mouth.

So, N/A, unless you're into that sort of thing.

 

[John Kowalski]

A butt

poop gum?

 

[Plywood]

new 5 gum, stimulate your senses

 

[Cameron122]

poop gum?

Oh my sweet summer child

 

[8bit]

Someone else's.

 

[Coconut]

Big red it makes kisses spicy.

 

[Kinyou]

You read that right, mine is 180cm long ó_Ò

 

[akachan ningen]

any gum that smells like skittles

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Minty.

 

[Don't Laugh]

ice breakers cubes

because with 1g xylitol per cube, it's keeping your teeth healthy

and what's sexier than a great smile

 

[barik]

aw yiss

 

[ggnoobIGN]

There's few bigger turn offs than someone chewing gum.

 

[Bread]

I can't tell what kind of gum a person is chewing just by smelling it, do you mean like the flavor or some shit? I guess I'd like a girl chewing spearmint because spearmint is the shit.

 

[terrisus]

It's impossible to not look like a grazing cow with gum in your mouth.

So, N/A, unless you're into that sort of thing.

Pretty much.

People chewing gum look/sound gross, regardless.

 

[Tarkus]

 

[LyleLanley]

Big League Chew. It only works if you go out wearing full baseball attire though.

 

[PassiveObserver]

Lotte Black Black gum from Japan

Stick form

 

[The Cowboy]

Black Jack.

Your instantly10x sexier when chewing it.

 

[Dr Prob]

You're not crazy, OP. This is a perfectly normal question. The answer has to be a cinnamon flavored gum. Big Red for sure, other variants work as well, but the cinnamon is key.

Big red it makes kisses spicy.

And there it is. Spicy with a hint of danger, cinnamon is the sexiest gum.

 

[Unicorn]

wait, people get turned off my gum chewers? halitosis is a bigger turn-off, by far.

 

[Count Dookkake]

ABC

 

[choodi]

Really? This is a little too obvious as a parody thread isn't it?

 

[>:)]

 

[kingwingin]

Big red

 

[Tesseract]

ABC

always be chewing

 

[Affeinvasion]

Big red has a horrible after chewing scent, though.

 

[terrisus]

wait, people get turned off my gum chewers?

Yes.

Especially people with no self-awareness/who just don't care, and sit there slopping away like a pig.

 

[LyleLanley]

Yes.

Especially people with no self-awareness/who just don't care, and sit there slopping away like a pig.

This is a thing that happens when people chew gum?

 

[Tesseract]

Yes.

Especially people with no self-awareness/who just don't care, and sit there slopping away like a pig.

 

[Monocle]

Lotte Black Black gum from Japan

Stick form

I came to post this.

 

[backflip10019]

fruit stripe.

 

[Tesseract]

what does black black taste like?

 

[Zombine]

 

[thezerofire]

I feel like macuser would have an opinion on this

 

[PassiveObserver]

what does black black taste like?

It tastes minty, and there is oolong tea extract in the ingredients. Taste like regular gum to me.

 

[Monocle]

what does black black taste like?

It has an intense mint flavor, like Altoids (but not quite that strong).

 

[Caribou]

What the hell is this thread? It's gum.I've never one thought chewing gum is/was sexy. This place is one of a kind.

 

[Unicorn]

Yes.

Especially people with no self-awareness/who just don't care, and sit there slopping away like a pig.

sounds like a personal problem and not something inherently wrong with gum.

 

[terrisus]

This is a thing that happens when people chew gum?

Yes.

sounds like a personal problem and not something inherently wrong with gum.

Well, yes, it's a problem with people, and it is possible for people not to do this...

Gum is a product which is specifically designed to stay in someone's mouth and be continually chewed on.
So, gum is inherently part of the problem, yes.

 

[snacknuts]

Orbit Sweet Mint. That's what I chew and I have sex whenever my wife wants.

 

[John Kowalski]

what does black black taste like?

iron and blood

 

[terrisus]

Orbit Sweet Mint. That's what I chew and I have sex whenever my wife wants.

I don't chew any gum - I just have mint Mentos - and I have more sex than I know what to do with.

 

[Jarrod38]

 

[Duress]

I like the smell of Spearmint, but like the taste of Wintergreen.

 

[Hellsing321]

Stuffing your face with a huge wad of Big League Chew. Nothing sexier.

 

[BPoole]

It has the word "Big" in it, which is sexually suggestive

 

[terrisus]

It has the word "Big" in it, which is sexually suggestive

"Sexually suggestive" -BPoole

 

[DBT85]

The gum with the rounded bowl to prevent splashback.