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What is your favourite ad or segment from a GTA radio station?

Bullet Club

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The title pretty much sums up the topic of this thread. What commercial, talk radio segment, DJ chatter etc. is your favourite from one of the radio stations in the various GTA games?

This is my fave ad:

 
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Harry Tung

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I remember it a little fuzzy since it was a long time I played it, but there was one bit in San Andreas when Lazlow is pissing OG Loc off to the point where Loc is pulling a gun on him. I think it was because Lazlow made fun of west coast gangsta rap or something like that, comparing it to 80s breakdance movement. Clearly a nod to Vice City since Lazlow was a radio host in that game too.
 
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MiyazakiHatesKojima

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Lazlow walking down the streets with Jazz music but then suddenly turns out he hired a bum to play for him as background music. I thought that was pretty hilarious.

GTA IV.
 

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"Squirrel... Squirrel's not s' good..."
 
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Aintitcool

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I really enjoy the skit where fernando explains how to be with women. His advice carried me into adulthood. Also indeed you want women with something to hold onto.

 
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I have already visualized the desk in two half desks, and now, I shall make it so! Dragon stance...HHIII-YAA...OOOHW...OOW LAZLOW, OOH LAZLOW...I think I hurt my hand!! My...my pinky's all bent the wrong way!"
 

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"Ladies and gentlemen, I have already visualized the desk in two half desks, and now, I shall make it so! Dragon stance...HHIII-YAA...OOOHW...OOW LAZLOW, OOH LAZLOW...I think I hurt my hand!! My...my pinky's all bent the wrong way!"
"Lithen Karate Kid, the dethk ith thtill in one pieth. Thankth for comin' on the thow."
 
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"You think steroids shrunk my genitals!"

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