Alright, I'mma do the first wave of peeps.
Hinedorf
You got the Rhino. This represents overcoming obstacles in life - so basically Batista Slam the obstacles you encounter and make them your bitch. You got this, champ. Fuck it right in the ass, really.
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Papa
You got the Sandpiper. It means you basically find humor in everything and are rarely ever serious in your interactions. You're what people call the class clown who told the autistic classmate that glue is a solid source of protein.
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Stilton Disco
You got the Antelope. It represents the feeling of life pretty much going in hyperspeed. It's hard to keep up with all the shit that is flying by and at you at a breackneck pace. It's important to just try and enjoy the chaotic ride. You may or may not get vertigo from it, but that's ok.
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Punished Miku
You got the Bobcat. It represents trying to find the meaning and motives behind everything that happens in your life. Sometimes life just makes no fucking sense. Curveballs come seemingly out of nowhere, and it leaves you going "the fuck did that come from?" The answer to that sometimes is that life is unpredictable; it has no set patterns. It sucks, but that's just how it be.
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triplestation
You got the Flamingo. It represents focusing on what is happening right now -- the present. Fuck worrying about what happened in the past, and fuck worrying about what'll happen in the future. Have fun right now; live in the moment. Fuck a few bitches. Get some money.
