What's the creepeist thing you've ever done?

[BladeoftheImmortal]

I'm drunk and want to know the creepiest shit you've ever done.

I once found out where a girl lives, bought a diary for her and then wrote a passage saying how much i liked her in it....back in high school.

I feel fucking retARDED, can you top that?

 

[McNei1y]

I post in the Victorious thread. Then again I'm not a furry.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I have a coworker who asked me how my date smelled and offered to make me a mix cd.

 

[stilgar]

Writing about my life on the internet

 

[Solo]

I went in a haunted house

 

[Deleted member 81567]

My current girlfriend used to have another boyfriend before me and I used to put poems in her backpack. I also kept texting her and telling her "I loved her."

 

[Jill Sandwich]

I went to your house, walked up the stairs, I opened your door without ringing the bell. I walked down the hall into your room where I could smell you. I took off my clothes, put on your robe. I went through your drawers and found your cologne, went down to the den, found your CD's and I played your Joni.

I burned your incense. I ran a bath. I noticed a letter that sat on your desk - it said:
"Hello love, I love you so love, meet me at midnight"
And no, it wasn't my writing.

 

[spindashing]

Probably dropping the "I love you" a bit too quick.

 

[Kentpaul]

i was reading a cracked article while taking a shit that says sitting on a toilet is the wrong way to do a shit, i then owe-led over the toilet like a dog and continued

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

I went to your house, walked up the stairs, I opened your door without ringing the bell. I walked down the hall into your room where I could smell you. I took off my clothes, put on your robe. I went through your drawers and found your cologne, went down to the den, found your CD's and I played your Joni.

I burned your incense. I ran a bath. I noticed a letter that sat on your desk - it said:
"Hello love, I love you so love, meet me at midnight"
And no, it wasn't my writing.

is this from a song?

 

[jaxword]

I made trollface during sex.

 

[Phonomezer]

Sniffing someones underware.

Granted I was about 13, but still. Embarrassing.

 

[Dead Prince]

jerked off at church.

 

[Moppet13]

This one time during lunch in High school my friends and I would always walk to the Carls Jr. down the street. Well one day it took forever for me to order and I went to sit down with my friends and I noticed some freshmen had taken my seat. I knew this couldn't stand and something had be done. So I went up behind and and started rubbing his back and crouched down and got close to his ear and whispered "you smell nice". He got up and left quickly.

 

[GeoNeo]

Jerked off in maths class.

This was an all boys school too. The teacher must have been a woman in her 50s I got mad boner and started wanking. The thrill of being caught was pretty insane.

Since, I was so young only a bit of spoof was shot out.

If given the chance I would have ravished that poor 50 year old woman's pussy.

Goddamn, I was a horny mofo.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

What's with all this jerking off?

 

[acheron_xl]

There was this girl once that everyone in my school had a crush on. Once, on a dare, I scaled the antenna that was attached to their house to look in her bedroom window. Didn't see anything of value. Was still a little creepy though.

 

[MilkLizard]

What's with all this jerking off?

People like it.

 

[Hanmik]

I was drunk outside some disco in Denmark (close to the German border).. 5 crazy/mean looking germans wanted to start a fight with me.. they pushed me and started calling me stupid things.. I did not want to be beat up.. so I saw this thing..

a giant creepy moth flew by me.. I caught it.. Held it in my hand and said

"This is what will happen to you if you fuck with me "

and then I bit off the head of the Moth. This thick disgusting stuff from the inside of the moth ran from my mouth. And I ate the rest of this big disgusting insect.. tasted like shit.

The germans where really surprised (or disgusted) by what I did, so they ended up buying me beers for the rest of the night..

that is just a story I quickly remembered.. I´m 36 so I have done plenty in my life,.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I made trollface during sex.

oh god lmfao.

 

[rvy]

I enjoy stalking people who pass by me on sidewalks. It scares the ever living shit out of them. Especially if I'm wearing a hoodie. Good times.

 

[[Clark Gable]]

Ate M&Ms out of a stippers butthole.

 

[Wiseblade]

It's probably my status as a founding member of CreepyGAF. I'm a pretty normal guy outside of that.

Serious business

This thread is about the creepiest thing you've done, not the most awesome.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Ate M&Ms out of a stippers butthole.

yikes

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

It's probably my status as a founding member of CreepyGAF. I'm a pretty normal guy outside of that.

 

[Angry Fork]

While walking home from school once I saw the girl I really liked and followed her for a few blocks just to see where she'd go. While it was happening it felt wrong/creepy but I was pretty much obsessed with her. She ended up going into a chinese food place and I just kept walking, I didn't do it again.

I also wrote a poem for her and told her how I felt about her face to face in the worst most pathetic way possible. I cringe so bad whenever I think about this shit now.

 

[GDGF]

I went to your house, walked up the stairs, I opened your door without ringing the bell. I walked down the hall into your room where I could smell you. I took off my clothes, put on your robe. I went through your drawers and found your cologne, went down to the den, found your CD's and I played your Joni.

I burned your incense. I ran a bath. I noticed a letter that sat on your desk - it said:
"Hello love, I love you so love, meet me at midnight"
And no, it wasn't my writing.

I forgive you, love.

Spoiler

and this song is exactly what I was going to write in response to this thread

 

[GeoNeo]

Ate M&Ms out of a stippers butthole.

Nice. How'd you get her to allow that?

 

[bjork]

When I worked at the anime shop, the credit card receipts would print the person's name. I would look them up on myspace to see if they were as annoying online as they were in the store. 99% of the time, it wasn't far off.

 

[rvy]

Ate M&Ms out of a stippers butthole.

Well... that's cool if she's into hygiene.

 

[Philia]

When I worked at the anime shop, the credit card receipts would print the person's name. I would look them up on myspace to see if they were as annoying online as they were in the store. 99% of the time, it wasn't far off.

XD Nice!

I knew a dude who worked at a store that I just shopped there til he showed up. Instead of meeting him, I just told a clerk there to tell him I was here and I was just being cute. I was there for like 2 hours... just mostly waiting and looking around. Of course I felt like a stalker after I saw he met with the clerk finally and she told him what I told her. I watched his face as he got the message... It wasn't exactly what I wanted but oh well.

 

[[Clark Gable]]

Nice. How'd you get her to allow that?

We were so smashed out of our mind. I don't even really remember how the topic came up, and I am pretty sure she was some pills to.

 

[brianjones]

Ate M&Ms out of a stippers butthole.

that wasnt chocolate

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Subscribing.

 

[MechaX]

Ate M&Ms out of a stippers butthole.

Welp... I don't see this getting topped for awhile.

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

curious what dog food tastes

not very appetizing in my own personal experience

 

[leadbelly]

*creepily lurks this thread waiting for revealing information on certain users*

O_O

 

[Goron2000]

When I worked at the anime shop, the credit card receipts would print the person's name. I would look them up on myspace to see if they were as annoying online as they were in the store. 99% of the time, it wasn't far off.

My friend works at a popular game store over here in the UK called CEX and he says that anyone who signs up for a membership card with them is given a nickname by the clerk that only they (and any CEX employee around the country) can see.

They always smirk when i give them mine While it's not what I've done i find it pretty creepy.

 

[spindashing]

I was drunk outside some disco in Denmark (close to the German border).. 5 crazy/mean looking germans wanted to start a fight with me.. they pushed me and started calling me stupid things.. I did not want to be beat up.. so I saw this thing..

a giant creepy moth flew by me.. I caught it.. Held it in my hand and said

"This is what will happen to you if you fuck with me "

and then I bit off the head of the Moth. This thick disgusting stuff from the inside of the moth ran from my mouth. And I ate the rest of this big disgusting insect.. tasted like shit.

The germans where really surprised (or disgusted) by what I did, so they ended up bying me beers for the rest of the night..

that is just a story I quickly remembered.. I´m 36 so I have done plenty in my life,.

That's not creepy at all. That's pretty epic, in my opinion.

 

[McNei1y]

Moth Murderer

Huh, remind me to never fuck with you.

 

[Moppet13]

Ate M&Ms out of a stippers butthole.

That's not so much creepy as disgusting, what would possess you to do such a vile thing?

 

[Solideliquid]

Ate M&Ms out of a stippers butthole.

You promised you wouldn't tell!

 

[akira28]

Well, he survived, so I guess he just gave his immune system a +10 stripper butthole buff.

 

[Alucrid]

Ate M&Ms out of a stippers butthole.

"hold up. You mean m& ms come in other colors than brown? "

 

[jaxword]

That's not so much creepy as disgusting, what would possess you to do such a vile thing?

Are you new to the internet?

Because if you're not, I can't understand you being surprised at people having bizarre sexual fetishes that you can't even imagine.

 

[Moppet13]

Are you new to the internet?

Because if you're not, I can't understand you being surprised at people having bizarre sexual fetishes that you can't even imagine.

I don't see how that lowers your standard for what's disgusting and what's not.

Edit: Also I'm not so much surprised as repulsed.

 

[jaxword]

I don't see how that lowers your standard for what's disgusting and what's not.

Edit: Also I'm not so much surprised as repulsed.

I know girls who think oral sex is absolutely disgusting.

People like weird things that others will find gross.

 

[FairyD]

Define creepy.

 

[Moppet13]

I know girls who think oral sex is absolutely disgusting.

People like weird things that others will find gross.

Some how I find eating M&Ms out of a strippers ass a lot more reasonable to find repulsive than oral sex. I think it's just the idea of eating anything out of a strippers ass. I should also probably mention the only strip club I had ever gone to was pretty much in a very red neck area in Humboldt County.

 

[FairyD]

Ate M&Ms out of a stippers butthole.

That's not creepy.