What's the creepeist thing you've ever done?

[BladeoftheImmortal]

She's hott.

 

[Amagon]

I voted Republican this one time.

 

[blame space]

i printed off chocolatecupcakes' avatar and peed on it

i'm sorry chocolate cupcakes

 

[Rahxephon91]

Guess I haven't done anything creepy, at least compared to most of the posters here. But it's more because I'm too ashamed of myself then anything. But I guess if I have it probably involves women like most posters.

One time at school we had a test and I got out before this girl that looked good to me, so I waited a while for her, walking around hoping to bump into her. I had only talked to her ounce before but I had gotten good vibes so why not? Well I did talk to her and it seemed nice, but at the end instead of going for the kill and asking for her number I stupidly asked if I could add her on FB. She said yeah and that it wasn't creepy. I did, but I never talked to her again because I felt like a creepy loser.

During sex with this girl I tried to make her touch my thing to you know get it hard. I thought that's what a girl could/should? do? She refused and the sex was awkward after that. I did not enjoy it.

I would try to make myself look busy and interesting whenever this one girl would walk by my dorm. I would do this instead of actually talking to her.

I'm sure I have a lot of smaller interactions with women that have failed and ended up making me feel creepy. It's not hard to do, I mean I feel creepy and like a stalker whenever I'm on some girls FB. At the end of the day I just have kind of stopped interacting with girls.

 

[JambiBum]

I "collect" elbows. By collect I mean I go around touching people's elbows. It isn't because it is a fetish or anything of the sort, it's because they fascinate me. I've noticed that elbows are kind of like snowflakes, in the way that each one is different. Even both elbows on the same person can feel completely different. They can be ashy, smooth, wrinkly, rough, scarred, all sorts of different combinations of things. Most of the time people don't even notice that I've touched their elbow.

Spoiler

The total number of elbows I have "collected" so far is 124

 

[coldvein]

i printed off chocolatecupcakes' avatar and peed on it

i'm sorry chocolate cupcakes

yeah, what the fuck dude?

 

[Log4Girlz]

I peed on my roommate's printer.

 

[Devolution]

Put some game devs heads on some hot celebrity bods.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Put some game devs heads on some hot celebrity bods.

That's my creepy level.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Made a girl my gf so I could get close to her grandmum and fuck her.

To some success.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Made a girl my gf so I could get close to her grandmum and fuck her.

To some success.

You also dry hump people on the metro.

 

[Tornado Condor]

I am documenting all of these confessions.

Spoiler

To jerk off to later.

I just masturbated to this post.

 

[Nose Master]

After breaking up with my ex, I was fooling around with a new girl. Ex was a little kinky, so she liked being thrown around/choked/etc. Well, while making out with the new girl, I kind of put my hand to her throat out of reflex. Not forcible enough to cut off air-flow, just, there. I didn't even realize how fucking weird that was until she commented on it afterwards.

Spoiler

Thankfully, she didn't mind.

That's far from the creepiest thing I've done, though. I'll be back.

 

[akira28]

You also dry hump people on the metro.

was that him?

no...couldn't be.

 

[Log4Girlz]

was that him?

no...couldn't be.

Look at his smug avatar, you know he did it.

 

[Gustav]

1. I knew this girl who would never sleep with me, so I hacked her hotmail account and demanded nude pics of her if she ever wanted it back.

2. One time, a girl i liked came over to my house to drink and play cards, but she drank way to much and passed out on my floor. I took off her pants and licked her butthole. She never woke up thank god.

3. Another time at a party, this girl was giving me head, but she was so drunk, she passed out. I was pissed that she didnt finish, so i jerked off and came in her hair.


I have problems

Um... isn't this rape?

Edit: Just realized that all of them are criminal.

 

[lame space]

i told a girl she was pretty

 

[fanboi]

 

[Tashi]

1. I knew this girl who would never sleep with me, so I hacked her hotmail account and demanded nude pics of her if she ever wanted it back.

2. One time, a girl i liked came over to my house to drink and play cards, but she drank way to much and passed out on my floor. I took off her pants and licked her butthole. She never woke up thank god.

3. Another time at a party, this girl was giving me head, but she was so drunk, she passed out. I was pissed that she didnt finish, so i jerked off and came in her hair.


I have problems

Oh god are you a new HaloGAF member?

Lol fuck

 

[akira28]

it's not rape, it would definitely be third degree sexual assault if she pressed charges. And also, it's probably the creepiest thing in the thread, thus far.

edit: some states would classify it as rape. Depends on the state. Oral copulation, sexual contact while intoxicated, etc. Might even be moved up to 2nd degree.

Fridge logic moment...that gets worse every time I read it.

 

[Hot Coldman]

was that him?

no...couldn't be.

It was, he's easily the creepiest fuck on GAF.

Put some game devs heads on some hot elebritybods.

I photoshopped David Mitchell's face onto a picture of a friend once. Although she asked me too, so it's not creepy (although the picture was really weird).

 

[Gav47]

I "collect" elbows. By collect I mean I go around touching people's elbows. It isn't because it is a fetish or anything of the sort, it's because they fascinate me. I've noticed that elbows are kind of like snowflakes, in the way that each one is different. Even both elbows on the same person can feel completely different. They can be ashy, smooth, wrinkly, rough, scarred, all sorts of different combinations of things. Most of the time people don't even notice that I've touched their elbow.

Spoiler

The total number of elbows I have "collected" so far is 124

This is the creepiest thing I've read so far. I can understand the majority of the story's, most of them are fuelled by fetishes or teenage awkwardness, but there's something about your thing that creeps me out the most :lol

 

[freenudemacusers]

Had I posted this...

...you guys wouldn't have said a thing. It's surprising that you actually knew who it was. That's creepy.

Who was it? You're still creepy. Nice attempt at some kind of creep reversal.

 

[Az]

Alright well one story I've already posted before. Like I said all sex related.

- My buddies parents had a condo in Clearwater. So one weekend the four of us went down there for the weekend. It was my friend, his girl, my cousin and I. I think I was around 16-17 at that time. After a night of heavy drinking, my friend started to mess around with his girl. They went to a room to continue, so my cousin and I snuck in about 5 minutes later. The room was super dark and while they were having sex, my cousin and I were sitting in the corner fapping with a big grin on our faces. Great weekend.

- I was always loved getting bj's but previous girls never let me finish without having me pull out first. So one day I asked this girl if she would let me cum into her mouth. Of course I got a big fat NO. Well for some reason I felt like I deserved to do it, so I did. She jumped up, and ran to the bathroom. Came out called me a creep and left. She was mad at first, but we were cool a few days later.

- In highschool a girl started to fap me during some computer class. It felt great and I was all into it. But the issue is that I believe she was kind of playing around not expecting me to cum. Well after about 10 minutes I did and gave her the RayJStare.gif look. The few seconds of us staring at each other, realizing this was a mistake, were quite creepy. But it was fun I guess...

There is more, but I need to find some time...

 

[YoungHav]

jambibunz collect elbows post is excellent.

 

[shortyme]

I "collect" elbows. By collect I mean I go around touching people's elbows. It isn't because it is a fetish or anything of the sort, it's because they fascinate me. I've noticed that elbows are kind of like snowflakes, in the way that each one is different. Even both elbows on the same person can feel completely different. They can be ashy, smooth, wrinkly, rough, scarred, all sorts of different combinations of things. Most of the time people don't even notice that I've touched their elbow.

Spoiler

The total number of elbows I have "collected" so far is 124

Because of you, I'm constantly thinking about doing this. I feel like a creepers.

I sort of stalked a GAFfer in the football thread for a year and sort of stalked him on another forum for a while.

 

[Johnlenham]

ok well this won't win me creeper awards in the thread but my girlfriend in college (now wife!) was fast asleep in my bed. a friend and i decide, over several forms of intoxicants, that it would be hilarious to have him slip in there and lay next to her (over the covers, we aren't monsters). that did not go over greatly, but she was amused shortly afterward.

I also had the tendency of pretending to leave her apt and ducking behind the couch for minute to surprise her lol. I was banned from this after the 4th time.

Aha I did this to my GF once, made her cry :S
We watched some horror film then I headed home (this was about 5 years go) so I got all my bike gear on and drove down the road.

She lives with her family (they were all out) and the house is a bungalow in the middle of nowhere, so I park up and run back up the road and sneak round to her bedroom..

Shes just pottering around and then I go "UghhOoooho" like a zombie and start bashing on the windows (its dark so she coudl only see my hands).

She freaked the FUCK out, I was pissing myself laughing till I went to the front door and she started crying and swearing alot haha

I felt like an asshole but it also cracks me up everytime im reminded of it.

Elbows guy I need that gif of the dude recoiling from the PC , pretty much what I did upon reading it.

 

[Anteater]

My friend and I printed out a bunch of simpsons porn and tossed them around the school's bathroom.

I don't know... it wasn't my idea

 

[J2d]

Got a phone number from a girl, we never hooked up but I checked out her full name on the net and then her facebook, a couple of months later I messaged h er "sup" while being drunk.
The shame. Thank goodness for selfcontrol, as soon as I've had a mouthful I'm setting it up on 24h block of facebook and gaf etc these days.

 

[Jim E. Rossler]

MY FRIEND once found a girl from a couple porn vids that had her name and state in the description and tracked her myspace down, never made contact

MY OTHER FRIEND Once yanked it to princess peach in smash bros melee on final destination in training mode paused while she was in midair looking up her skirt

I have some weird friends

 

[I leik Halo]

Um... isn't this rape?

Edit: Just realized that all of them are criminal.

I have done worse, but I'm not sharing those stories.

 

[Darkman M]

I have done worse, but I'm not sharing those stories.

Don't be a pussy.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I have done worse, but I'm not sharing those stories.

Yes you are.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Ate M&Ms out of a stippers butthole.

That's awesome!

 

[Krauser Kat]

i took upskirt shots at an anime convention once.

I was telephoto picture taking pics of everyone on the cruise i went on last weekend. I just like watching people and documenting it. I usually end up using as a photo reference when i have to draw something later, but i just have a folder of people i have taken pictures of.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I have done worse, but I'm not sharing those stories.

You're telling them, bitch.

 

[blame space]

i told a girl she was pretty

get a load of this guy

 

[freenudemacusers]

I have done worse, but I'm not sharing those stories.

Yes, your sterling rep as the guy who licked a girl's butthole while she slept is at stake.

 

[Damaged]

I've watched K-On!!

Spoiler

Yui is the best

Damnit!, was hoping I wouldnt qualify as creepy, does it help that i watch it with my wife?

 

[Alucrid]

I was in a hot tub with some three male friends and my leg touched another guys leg

 

[Angry Fork]

I have done worse, but I'm not sharing those stories.

You once tranq'd a girl, put a masterchief costume on her, lit candles around the bed and jerked off to her while eating grapes didn't you.

 

[spindashing]

i told a girl she was pretty

holy shit you're fucking kawaii come here and give me a hug damn you

 

[Nizz]

i told a girl she was pretty

get a load of this guy

Haha, damn.

 

[Satch]

i told a girl she was pretty

haha "lame space"?

now that is creepy

 

[MYE]

Back when i was 14, the first input code to turn text messages anonymous came out, and we thought it would be funny to send some creepy softcore/sexy messages to a handfull of the best looking girls in class (including the one i had a huge crush on) just to see their reaction.
And i'm talking embarresing shit like "imagine a snake rubbing your soft thighs" and crap.

Well, my friends chickened out and i went through with it..........the code didnt work.

 

[Hot Coldman]

get a load of this guy

fight

 

[Johnlenham]

Back when i was 14, the first input code to turn text messages anonymous came out, and we thought it would be funny to send some creepy softcore/sexy messages to a handfull of the best looking girls in class (including the one i had a huge crush on) just to see their reaction.
And i'm talking embarresing shit like "imagine a snake rubbing your soft thighs" and crap.

Well, my friends chickened out and i went through with it..........the code didnt work.

Aha akwaaard

 

[perfectnight]

I once paid a girl on Phantasy Star Universe (360) 1 million Meseta for ass and tit pics.

She was extremely hot and later she offered to do 1 on 1 cam for like 10 mill. I only had 3 mill left.



edit - I would like to point out that she was the one who contacted me about her.. services. She wasn't the only one doing shit like that in PSU. Many, many lonely girls in that game. I really never expected that when I bought it. I thought it would be 90% lonely, male anime nerds dressing up their female chars and the rest old school PSO fans.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

During sex with this girl I tried to make her touch my thing to you know get it hard. I thought that's what a girl could/should? do? She refused and the sex was awkward after that. I did not enjoy it.

Wow, she sounded really uptight.

Back when i was 14, the first input code to turn text messages anonymous came out, and we thought it would be funny to send some creepy softcore/sexy messages to a handfull of the best looking girls in class (including the one i had a huge crush on) just to see their reaction.
And i'm talking embarresing shit like "imagine a snake rubbing your soft thighs" and crap.

Well, my friends chickened out and i went through with it..........the code didnt work.

hahaha

 

[I leik Halo]

Don't be a pussy.

Yes, your sterling rep as the guy who licked a girl's butthole while she slept is at stake.

Fine, I'll tell my stories. Just don't ban me. I was a different person back then, and some of these stories I truly regret, while others are just plain awesome. I take medicine now, so its all good.

1. I have this friend who has an amazingly hot girlfriend. Like supermodel hot. I often fantasied about what she would look like naked. Anyway, about two years ago, they took a vacation to Mexico, and they asked me to house sit. I remember him telling me that they used to video tape themselves having sex, so I hoped that if I got into his computer, I could get those videos. I think I used Ultimate Boot CD to reset his password, and once I was in, I discovered a goldmine. Not only did I find many videos of them having sex, but hundreds of incredible photos. I quickly copied all of them to a flash drive, went home, and fapped at least 10 times. To this day, I still jerk off to that material every once in a while.

2. I went to a catholic high school, so girls always wore skirts. Back when cameras on cell phones were the hot new thing, I used to hold my phone low to the ground pretending I was texting someone, and try to take up-skirt pics. Never got anything good though.

3. One time I was at a bar, hitting on this semi-crazy, but hot female. She was pretty wasted and definitely wanted my cock. I tried to get her to make out with her other hot friend, but she wanted to see me kiss one of my guy friends first. I was pretty drunk myself, so when my friend wasn't looking, I kissed his cheek. He was pretty pissed, but she kept her word and immediately started making out with her friend for like 2 minutes. I banged her that night. I'm not gay.

4. This next story I haven't told a lot of people. Back in my freshman year in high school, I was an incredibly horny person. At that time, I had never done anything with a girl before, and I was desperate. Luckily, In math class, me and this red-head would flirt with each other everyday. It got to a point where we talked about oral sex, and I convinced her to give me a bj. The only problem was that we had no idea when or where we could do it. We finally decided the only way, was to do it during school hours. Since our school was pretty small, I was able to sneak her into the boys bathroom right before lunch. We went into the stall and she gave me my first bj ever. Getting out was a little tricky, since I had to wait till the bathroom and halls were empty. First time was a success. The second time however, was a miserable failure. For the second blowjob, she wanted to give it to me in the girls bathroom. This time, we decided it would be safer to do it after school, while we were waiting for our parents to pick us up. So I got my second bj. After it was over, I told her to be a lookout, and yell in the bathroom when it was safe to walk out. She left the bathroom AND NEVER CAME BACK. I was stuck in the girls bathroom, not knowing what to do! I decided the best way was to sprint out of the bathroom and run out of the building, hoping nobody would see my face. Right before I could do that however, THE JANITOR WALKED IN and started knocking on the stalls, and opening them for cleaning. I froze. I didn't know what to do. When he approached my stall and opened it, he stareted yelling at me. "What are you doing in the girls bathroom kid!?" I was so scared I started crying. He pulled me out of the stall, and took me straight to the principal. I lied by saying my contact fell out, and I accidentally stumbled into the wrong bathroom. Thankfully, they believed my story. I got away scott free.

Again, I have problems