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What's your ugliest/worst physical feature

mcjmetroid

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At the moment I see to have bad acne which I never had as a kid on my forehead. It's probably nowhere near as bad as I make it out to me but I notice.

Also I'm short enough for a guy.
 

Ellis

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I'm pretty vain so I'll struggle to pick a legit feature that is ugly or worse than everything else.

That being said, foreskin ( even tidy foreskin ) can be ugly to some so I'll go with that.
 

Barnabot

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I have very sharp and pointy canine teeth. I had to ask my dentist to reduce that a little bit.
 
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CatholicGamerGuy

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I have a protruding mole on my hip, feels almost like a skin tag and I don't like it. While I think I have bigger hands than most women, my hands seem weak and small. When I give a handshake to another guy their hand feels rock solid while mine feels a bit flimsy and smaller comparatively. My facial hair grows in uneven patches, like I have spots of hair on my cheeks that aren't connected to my mustache. Eyebrows are bit bushy and occasionally I have to pluck them.

EDIT: Also have some chicken skin on my upper arms, but it is almost always covered with a t shirt so it isn't noticeable.
 
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MrTickles

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My asshole I guess. It's just a smelly hole.

Gynaecomastia. I NEED it gone...:messenger_weary:

You can't get rid of it naturally, but you can mask it. You need big muscles. Huge arms, big chest. Hit the gym 4-5 days a week for 2-3 years. Eat well. Problem masked.
 
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My nose. Prove me wrong.



I'd argue your facial expressions



My penis. It's so big that depending on the angle it can be ugly and scary.



I have very sharp and pointy canine teeth. I had to ask my dentist to reduce that a little bit.
you haven't seen your own boner have you? let me paint you a mental image:



My asshole I guess. It's just a smelly hole.
I think its cute
 
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Shelbutt

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All dis fat. I feel like I'm average when I don't have all this weight on me. I get super fucking concious of my fat neck lol. Working on it though
 
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cr0w

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My right lateral incisor is gone, got knocked out when a metal sprayer nozzle hit me in the face as I was using an automatic hose roller back in my pest control days. Didn't stop it fast enough and it got me at full throttle. Don't care enough to get it fixed.